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« on: November 02, 2016, 01:47:36 PM »
1 is you want it removed and destroyed
10 is you are so proud that you think it it's the best penis in the world
512
« on: November 01, 2016, 05:41:24 PM »
There's nothing wrong with that. Just accept it and move on. It doesn't matter what personal label you apply to yourself. Society has taken that responsibility and labeled you already. Even if you sexually identify as an attack helicopter. Crave cock, regardless of its femininity, and you are gay or bi.
No shut up and get back to work making money for the man.
513
« on: October 31, 2016, 10:23:11 PM »
514
« on: October 31, 2016, 11:53:14 AM »
"I don't remember eating peanuts!"
515
« on: October 28, 2016, 08:28:06 PM »
The Second Amendment of the United States Constitution reads: "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." No where is there a mention of destructive capabilities, ammunition capacity or any restriction.
516
« on: October 28, 2016, 06:10:42 PM »
To launch the Trump TV news network after the rigged election steals our Lord and Protector's rightful chair leading the world?
517
« on: October 28, 2016, 10:29:58 AM »
How come he always gets a free pass when his predictions don't happen? Hasn't Obama supposed to have declared martial law like 3 times now?
518
« on: October 27, 2016, 09:42:25 PM »
Post your reaction in the morning
519
« on: October 27, 2016, 08:56:28 PM »
He always played villains. He was the long haired badguy on the Crow.
520
« on: October 27, 2016, 04:15:45 PM »
I work in a 5 story building that has several businesses in it. For whatever reason the first and second floor bathrooms were under maintenance. Now the third floor bathroom has three toilet stalls, 2 normal and the third a handicapped. I sat in the one by the handicapped. When I went to wipe my ass, the toilet paper dispenser wiggled a bit. I pulled it, and it shifted to reveal a 6 inch hole between the stalls. So... I think this is a glory hole. I work on the first floor, so I see everyone coming and going. I have no idea who's going to that floor.
Never knew these were a real thing
521
« on: October 27, 2016, 10:52:33 AM »
You must choose one. The other will be forever denied to you.
Anime or Video Games
522
« on: October 27, 2016, 01:49:40 AM »
Even if it's muted and every so often.
My point?
You want to get laid? Act like it. Don't be creepy about it. Be classy about it. That's what flirting is. Don't jump out and say you want to see her naked. Or be graphic about it. Instead tell her she has an amazing body.
Anyhoo. Go ahead and talk about whatever
523
« on: October 26, 2016, 09:10:51 PM »
Hillary gets nervous and puts a queen egg in Trump's office building. After a few days everything goes quiet. Trump leaves the penthouse to investigate.
The elevators and phones are out
Donald may only defend himself with what's actually in the building
Jumping out windows above the 3rd floor is impossible
Leaving a single egg alive will doom Earth.
Assume 95% of the building's occupants have been implanted or killed.
524
« on: October 26, 2016, 06:49:57 PM »
Explain why.
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« on: October 25, 2016, 09:59:32 PM »
Yes or no?
Please explain why you answered the way you did.
526
« on: October 24, 2016, 09:30:25 PM »
527
« on: October 24, 2016, 06:18:03 PM »
Am I more creepy or pathetic?
You can't say equal parts both. No one has achieved the perfect balance.
528
« on: October 23, 2016, 06:00:40 PM »
This is some next level bullshit right hereIn short, when facing a manpower shortage in supporting the War on Terror, the CA National Guard fraudulently paid thousands of dollars in bonuses. Because CA and the DoD didn't authorize the budget, the only route to fix it is to collect it back from the soldiers themselves. These are COMBAT VETS.
529
« on: October 23, 2016, 03:57:00 PM »
Thoughts?
530
« on: October 23, 2016, 02:24:47 AM »
To see if I could feel
531
« on: October 22, 2016, 06:37:11 PM »
532
« on: October 21, 2016, 10:05:26 PM »
533
« on: October 19, 2016, 03:10:11 PM »
Tonight it's the battle of the titans. The Destroyer has been through a lot and come out on top. But he hasn't had a clear victory over Crusher yet. Crusher's speed and experience may win the day again. It's hard to call. All we know is that the Destroyer is hungry and will not give up. If he can get Crusher in the right spot for his signature takedown, the Pussy Grab, it'll be lights out. Crusher is the master of guarding her pussy though. Blaster Bill has been trying for so long ti get his Cuban Surprise on her that he gave up and started wrestling other opponents. Spoiler Narrate how you think tonight's debate will go like a WWE wrestling match
534
« on: October 18, 2016, 08:35:55 PM »
Has any group in history been as persecuted as the conservative Christian white male? Every day these poor people are told to be ashamed. Ashamed of their wealth. Ashamed of their religion. Ashamed of their sex and sexual preference. Does the media cover their murders? No, just their shortcomings. When will we agree that honkey lives matter?
#honkeylivesmatter
535
« on: October 18, 2016, 12:22:54 AM »
It's fucking goddamn October.
Why are the monkey fuckers running the goddamned shit eating monkey fucking dirt licking Christmas commercials?
It's not even Hallo fucking ween yet.
That's it.
Elect Trump so he can end the world.
536
« on: October 17, 2016, 11:30:31 PM »
Why are the aliens badguys again?
They have tech that has 100% reliability determines non combatants from combatants.
It even decides when a combatant is an acceptable threat.
Does technology of this type denote malevolence? A lot of care is taken to ensure the minimum amount of casualties are inflicted on the invaded culture.
It's funny that this was sponsored by the US Navy as a recruitment flick. Because the aliens show care the US Military wishes it has.
537
« on: October 17, 2016, 02:11:48 PM »
Right now, Clinton is paying 1 to 4; Trump pays 5 to 1, and Johnson is paying 250 to 1.
Yes, you can bet on an election.
Google it if you want a source
539
« on: October 16, 2016, 01:01:12 AM »
80% rum to 20% Coke.
Each sip has me shuddering.
No, I don't have the kids tonight. They're at ex-Mrs Charlie's.
Now for the AMA.
I'm probably being offered a job that pays double what I make now. But, my current VP of sales is awesome and looked after me.
My loyalty to my kids trumps all. More money equals a better life for them. But I feel I'm being disloyal.
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« on: October 16, 2016, 12:22:45 AM »
Especially Fassbender's version of him.
And, yes, he beats out Ledger's Joker.
I would ask to be proven wrong. But you can't.
So we might as well discuss how awesome he is.
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