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The Flood / Scale of 1 to 10: how do you feel about your penis?
« on: November 02, 2016, 01:47:36 PM »
1 is you want it removed and destroyed

10 is you are so proud that you think it it's the best penis in the world

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The Flood / If you're a guy and you like penii or traps, you're gay or bi
« on: November 01, 2016, 05:41:24 PM »
There's nothing wrong with that. Just accept it and move on. It doesn't matter what personal label you apply to yourself. Society has taken that responsibility and labeled you already. Even if you sexually identify as an attack helicopter. Crave cock, regardless of its femininity, and you are gay or bi. 

No shut up and get back to work making money for the man. 

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The Flood / Funniest thing you've heard in a public toilet
« on: October 31, 2016, 11:53:14 AM »
"I don't remember eating peanuts!"

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The Flood / Are weapon restriction laws unconstitutional?
« on: October 28, 2016, 08:28:06 PM »
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The Second Amendment of the United States Constitution reads: "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."

No where is there a mention of destructive capabilities, ammunition capacity or any restriction.

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The Flood / Does Trump have enough Alt-Right street cred..,
« on: October 28, 2016, 06:10:42 PM »
To launch the Trump TV news network after the rigged election steals our Lord and Protector's rightful chair leading the world?

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The Flood / A question about Alex Jones
« on: October 28, 2016, 10:29:58 AM »
How come he always gets a free pass when his predictions don't happen? Hasn't Obama supposed to have declared martial law like 3 times now?


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Post your reaction in the morning

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The Flood / 2016 stikes again. Michael Massee dead at 61
« on: October 27, 2016, 08:56:28 PM »
He always played villains. He was the long haired badguy on the Crow.

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The Flood / I think my office bathroom has a glory hole
« on: October 27, 2016, 04:15:45 PM »
I work in a 5 story building that has several businesses in it. For whatever reason the first and second floor bathrooms were under maintenance. Now the third floor bathroom has three toilet stalls, 2 normal and the third a handicapped. I sat in the one by the handicapped. When I went to wipe my ass, the toilet paper dispenser wiggled a bit. I pulled it, and it shifted to reveal a 6 inch hole between the stalls. So... I think this is a glory hole. I work on the first floor, so I see everyone coming and going. I have no idea who's going to that floor.

Never knew these were a real thing

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The Flood / You must choose one and abstain from the other
« on: October 27, 2016, 10:52:33 AM »
You must choose one. The other will be forever denied to you.

Anime or Video Games


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Even if it's muted and every so often.

My point?

You want to get laid? Act like it. Don't be creepy about it. Be classy about it. That's what flirting is. Don't jump out and say you want to see her naked. Or be graphic about it. Instead tell her she has an amazing body.

Anyhoo. Go ahead and talk about whatever

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The Flood / Donald Trump vs a Xenomorph hive
« on: October 26, 2016, 09:10:51 PM »
Hillary gets nervous and puts a queen egg in Trump's office building. After a few days everything goes quiet. Trump leaves the penthouse to investigate.

The elevators and phones are out

Donald may only defend himself with what's actually in the building

Jumping out windows above the 3rd floor is impossible

Leaving a single egg alive will doom Earth.

Assume 95% of the building's occupants have been implanted or killed.

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Explain why.

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The Flood / Was Vietnam a necessary war?
« on: October 25, 2016, 09:59:32 PM »
Yes or no?

Please explain why you answered the way you did.

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The Flood / Murrican AF
« on: October 24, 2016, 09:30:25 PM »

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The Flood / Need some help deciding
« on: October 24, 2016, 06:18:03 PM »
Am I more creepy or pathetic?

You can't say equal parts both. No one has achieved the perfect balance.

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This is some next level bullshit right here

In short, when facing a manpower shortage in supporting the War on Terror, the CA National Guard fraudulently paid thousands of dollars in bonuses. Because CA and the DoD didn't authorize the budget, the only route to fix it is to collect it back from the soldiers themselves.

These are COMBAT VETS.

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Thoughts?

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The Flood / I hurt myself today
« on: October 23, 2016, 02:24:47 AM »
To see if I could feel

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The Flood / Hillary the Crusher Clinton vs Donald the Destroyer Trump!
« on: October 19, 2016, 03:10:11 PM »
Tonight it's the battle of the titans. The Destroyer has been through a lot and come out on top. But he hasn't had a clear victory over Crusher yet. Crusher's speed and experience may win the day again. It's hard to call. All we know is that the Destroyer is hungry and will not give up. If he can get Crusher in the right spot for his signature takedown, the Pussy Grab, it'll be lights out. Crusher is the master of guarding her pussy though. Blaster Bill has been trying for so long ti get his Cuban Surprise on her that he gave up and started wrestling other opponents.

Spoiler
Narrate how you think tonight's debate will go like a WWE wrestling match

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The Flood / The victimization of conservative white males
« on: October 18, 2016, 08:35:55 PM »
Has any group in history been as persecuted as the conservative Christian white male? Every day these poor people are told to be ashamed. Ashamed of their wealth. Ashamed of their religion. Ashamed of their sex and sexual preference. Does the media cover their murders? No, just their shortcomings. When will we agree that honkey lives matter?

#honkeylivesmatter

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The Flood / What. The. Holy. Fuck.
« on: October 18, 2016, 12:22:54 AM »
It's fucking goddamn October.

Why are the monkey fuckers running the goddamned shit eating monkey fucking dirt licking Christmas commercials?

It's not even Hallo fucking ween yet.

That's it.

Elect Trump so he can end the world.

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The Flood / I'm watching Battleship (a mistake, I know)
« on: October 17, 2016, 11:30:31 PM »
Why are the aliens badguys again?

They have tech that has 100% reliability determines non combatants from combatants.

It even decides when a combatant is an acceptable threat.

Does technology of this type denote malevolence? A lot of care is taken to ensure the minimum amount of casualties are inflicted on the invaded culture.

It's funny that this was sponsored by the US Navy as a recruitment flick. Because the aliens show care the US Military wishes it has.

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The Flood / So... what are the Vegas odds on the US Election
« on: October 17, 2016, 02:11:48 PM »
Right now, Clinton is paying 1 to 4; Trump pays 5 to 1, and Johnson is paying 250 to 1.


Yes, you can bet on an election.

Google it if you want a source

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Serious / NC GOP office firebombed
« on: October 16, 2016, 08:31:32 PM »
http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/16/politics/north-carolina-gop-office-vandalized/

No one was hurt.

I get this is a heated election cycle, and BOTH candidates' rhetoric make their loss an end of the world scenario. But this is reprehensible.

I hope whoever did this is caught and sentenced to the maximum this crime allows.

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The Flood / AMA My final rum and coke of the night is too strong
« on: October 16, 2016, 01:01:12 AM »
80% rum to 20% Coke.

Each sip has me shuddering.

No, I don't have the kids tonight. They're at ex-Mrs Charlie's.

Now for the AMA.

I'm probably being offered a job that pays double what I make now. But, my current VP of sales is awesome and looked after me.

My loyalty to my kids trumps all. More money equals a better life for them. But I feel I'm being disloyal.

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The Flood / Magneto is the best comic character ever
« on: October 16, 2016, 12:22:45 AM »
Especially Fassbender's version of him.

And, yes, he beats out Ledger's Joker.

I would ask to be proven wrong. But you can't.

So we might as well discuss how awesome he is.

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