The battle is decided by preptime

 tell him he's too young. Old, too old. Fat, too fat. If the applicant then waits for three days without food, shelter, or encouragement he may then enter and begin his training.

Apparently Muslims and Jews are starting to band together to protect themselves from him and to oppose him.

Didn't think that would happen.

Two of my business school buddies have been working on an idea. Prop 64 (CA legalizing pot opens some doors) made it possible to be rich.

And on the same night Donald Trump vows to deport all illegals.

Now my dream of having a sexy Mexican maid is forever dashed. She'll be deported before I can ever hire her to clean my house, and then fuck.

I had plans. Plans of penetrating markets and then her.

That bastard took my dream from me.

What will I do? Be like him and hire from Russia? It's not the same. Ain't no booty like Mexican booty. Even Arnold got some of that shit. HE'S got illegitimate kids to prove it.

What will I tell my kids? Tell me that Alt-Right. You got your way. What will I tell my kids when they have to go to some Eastern European website to pick the women who will pick them up from Junior High and bang them under fear of deportation.

They'll say "dad, Mexican women are fine and have great asses. Why do we have to have this Russian bitch with no ass?"

What do you say I tell them? Huh? 

Had dinner with him tonight. Heated conversation. I asked why he voted for Trump. He said because Hillary was in the pockets if the corporations. I told him tgat Trump was the corporation itself. He just stared at me like that had never occurred to him. It was then I heard an eagle scream. The ground shook and a voice boomed from the sky. YOU'RE FIRED! I saw him walk into the restaurant. He walked up to the hostess and forced a manly kiss on her. He then reached between her legs and grabbed her by the pussy. She actually spread her legs wider and thrust her hips forward so he could grab all of it. He pushed her to the side and walked towards is sniffing. He stopped two tables away where a mexican family was eating. The man at the table was sweating profusely. Trump looked at him with a piercing stare. The man just started to cry. Finally he took his family out promising to build and pay for the wall. All Trump did is mutter under his breath a confident "that's right you will."  Trump began to sniff again. Finally stopping at my table. He looked me in the eyes. I have to say I was both terrified of him and attracted to him. I was confused. He just said: "Liberal?" I nodded yes. Unable to talk. He asked "Will your bleeding heart stop this?" As he pulled a gold plated Desert Eagle from his jacket. He looked to it and then to me, suddenly pointing it near me and firing. I was still alive. Behind me a heard a gurgling "Allahu Ackbar" as a muslim terrorist tried to hold the gaping hole in his neck closed. Trump leaned in close and whispered to him: "There'll be no obamacare to fix that."  He looked to me with disgust.

He walked out without another word.

#whattrumpsupportersactuallybelievewillhappen

No guarantee I'll even reply. But go ahead 

Please say this isn't gonna be a thing.

On a bright note, they fucked it up and drew it pointing to the left. Goddamn amateurs.

Arguably NAFTA was the start of American companies race to offshore much of thier non/semiskilled workforce to cheaper countries. Trump has set NAFTA in his sights for renegotiation or outright ending.

Say he does. Will it bring the jobs home?

How was the polling data so screwed up on the lead up to yesterday?

Hillary was leading by large margins. Too large for what the vote looked like. What happened?

The markets gonna be flooded soon so here, take mine first.

Jesus christos

Didn't see this coming.

Let's start the bidding at $5 a tear

It's NOT the greatest country in the world, professor. That's my answer.

Yes

Fine. The NEA is a loser. Yeah, it accounts for a penny out of our paycheck, but he gets to hit you with it any time he wants. It doesn't cost money, it costs votes; it costs airtime, column inches. You know why people don't like liberals? Because they lose. If liberals are so fucking smart, how come they lose so goddamn always?

And with a straight face, you're gonna tell students that America's so star-spangled awesome, that we're the only ones in the world who have freedom? Canada has freedom, Japan has freedom, the UK, France, Italy, Germany, Spain, Australia, Belgium has freedom. [laughs] So 207 sovereign states in the world, like 180 of them have freedom.

And yeah, you, sorority girl. Just in case you accidentally wander into a voting booth one day, there's some things you should know, and one of them is, there's absolutely no evidence to support the statement that we're the greatest country in the world. We're 7th in literacy, 27th in math, 22nd in science, 49th in life expectancy, 178th in infant mortality, 3rd in median household income, number 4 in labor force, and number 4 in exports. We lead the world in only 3 categories: number of incarcerated citizens per capita, number of adults who believe angels are real, and defense spending, where we spend more than the next 26 countries combined. 25 of whom are allies. Now, none of this is the fault of a 20 year old college student. But you, nonetheless, are without a doubt a member of the worst, period, generation, period, ever, period, so when you ask, "What makes us the greatest country in the world?" I dunno know what the fuck you're talking about! Yosemite? [Pause] It sure used to be. We stood up for what was right. We fought for moral reasons, we passed laws, struck down laws for moral reasons, we waged wars on poverty, not poor people. We sacrificed, we cared about our neighbors. We put our money where our mouths were, and we never beat our chest. We built great big things, made ungodly technological advances, explored the universe, cured diseases, and we cultivated the world's greatest artists and the world's greatest economy. We reached for the stars, acted like men. We aspired to intelligence, we didn't belittle it, it didn't make us feel inferior. We didn't identify ourselves by who we voted for in our last election, and we didn't [sighs] we didn't scare so easy...Huh. We were able to be all these things, and to do all these things, because we were informed. By great men, men who were revered. First step in solving any problem is recognizing there is one. America is not the greatest country in the world anymore.

Enough?

Awesome business names. Go.

And yes, all of the above are actual business names in SD

For the last 6 bedtimes he's wanted to read The Little Mermaid. Tonight I asked him why. He said Ariel is pretty cause she has red hair.

Boy's got good taste, fam