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The Flood / Haven't had a troll science thread in a while
« on: December 29, 2016, 01:40:56 PM »
How to invent Time Travel.

You have to promise your self that you will go back in time and give it to yourself. Then an older you should appear right in front of you and give you a time machine.

If it doesn't work, it means you can't keep promises and aren't trustworthy.

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The Flood / Which is a darker story: Children of Men or The Road?
« on: December 29, 2016, 12:31:34 AM »
Both have our future stolen. One we stole it from ourselves and the other it is stolen from us. Both are dark.

But which is darker?

Before you bring up roasted babies, remember that dying with dignity and dying of murder, you still die. In Children of Men, society knew it was dying. Who knows? The Road could be in the same universe, just on the other dide of the globe. 

Anyhoo. Darker depiction of Man meeting the end. Choose.

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The Flood / Is it me or is the rate of celebrity death increasing?
« on: December 28, 2016, 08:10:57 PM »
It sure seems like it

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The Flood / I CAN'T STAND IT
« on: December 27, 2016, 11:52:59 PM »
I KNOW YOU PLANNED IT

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The Flood / I hate average people so fucking much
« on: December 26, 2016, 12:29:05 PM »
If you're a average fuck, you deserve to be beaten mercilessly. There's no excuse for being average, being average means you're stupid and lazy. There's studies that have shown that the amount of crap we eat in our diet hasn't risen or the average weight. 1/2 r'of people in the united states are under weight or malnourished. It's not a "condition", you are not skinny, lazy, and stupid, and you make average decisions. There's no excuse.

And how do you think I feel looking at dating websites? There's so many average people, I keep scrolling through the website and I see nothing but average people, I don't want to date someone who looks physically repulsive, I'm sorry. If you're super nice, when we get into the bedroom and you look like Everyone, we're just not going to have sex. Not only that, but what does it say about you as a person if you're nor skinny or fat? You're stupid, you're lazy, you can't even take care of your own body. I have no respect for low test, beta fucks.

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The Flood / My little chicken
« on: December 26, 2016, 10:52:24 AM »
When I'm feeling down
And feeling sad
You come around
And make me glad
I got you
Oh, my little chicken

I love your feet
I love your breasts
I love the way you eat gravel
To help you digest
Oh, my little chicken

People say you're using me
In your heart you're a killer
But I know the worst
I should fear is
A slight case of salmonella
So lie right back
Don't you cry
If an egg can fit in there
Why can't I.....mmmmmmm
Oh my little

Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawk
Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawk
Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawking Bawk,
Bawk, Bawk, Bawking Bawk

You're my love
My little chicken likes
To wear garter belts

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The Flood / How'd I do on the gift giving?
« on: December 26, 2016, 01:46:51 AM »
Oldest, 4 years old, boy: 20 hot wheels cars, tire carrying case, Paw Patrol track, Transformer.

Youngest, 2 years old boy: Purple Minion plush doll, Minion pillow & blanket set, Minion pillowcase and Talk and Learn Elmo.

Joint Gifts: Toddler science kit, 2 lab coats w/Goggles, Kitchen to go with their playhouse.

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The Flood / 2016 strikes again. George Micheal this time.
« on: December 25, 2016, 05:44:02 PM »
YouTube


Man. Didn't see that one.

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The Flood / A terrorist event in LA.
« on: December 25, 2016, 02:40:28 AM »

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The Flood / If the Nazis didn't commit the holocaust...
« on: December 24, 2016, 01:24:13 AM »
Would they have been as villified in history?

Extra credit: Would they have lost the war if those resources had been used elsewhere?

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The Flood / Steak cut fries are best. This is a fact.
« on: December 23, 2016, 11:34:55 AM »
Disagreement is proof of catastrophic head injury

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The Flood / 2X=X
« on: December 22, 2016, 10:31:03 AM »
2X/X = X/X

2=0

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The Flood / Men... gird your loins. It's war
« on: December 21, 2016, 07:49:54 PM »

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The Flood / I am for gun control.
« on: December 21, 2016, 06:03:01 PM »
I can't believe that there are people against this. I think that the government should step in and legislate it. First off, proper stance. Feet shoulder width apart. Use BOTH hands. Dominant shoulder back. Firing from a stable stance disperses the recoil and allows for a higher rate of accurate fire. Next, proper sight alignment. Don't turn it to the side. It looks cool, but you won't hit the target. Keep both eyes open and line up the front and rear sights according to manufacturer's specifications. Finally finger placement on the trigger. Use the tip of your finger! Don't jam your finger in there the way you do your mama's butthole. Now squeeze.  Don't pull.

Common sense gun control benefits everyone

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The Flood / Britbongs:?Is the queen gonna die?
« on: December 21, 2016, 11:50:32 AM »
Will you cry if she does?

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The Flood / How many terms will Trump be president?
« on: December 20, 2016, 10:43:09 AM »
?

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The Flood / Better sci fi universe: Star Trek or Mass Effect?
« on: December 19, 2016, 11:51:57 PM »
Go on and debate

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Refraining from saying really racist shit, or calling someone out on it, isn't being PC.

Yeah, there's a story behind this.

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The Flood / Are you ready to take today's Pirate Pledge?
« on: December 18, 2016, 10:12:12 AM »

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Firefly is a very close second.

Nothing else comes close

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The Flood / Whatever happened to the Floodian mothership?
« on: December 17, 2016, 12:30:21 AM »
I never knew what happened after I hit the escape pod

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The Flood / Several Alt Right mouth pieces call for Rogue One boycott
« on: December 16, 2016, 12:07:58 PM »
Seriously, is EVERYTHING politicized now?

Meh, fuck it. I support their right to protest, as I did the LGBT's right to boycott Chik fil a.

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The Flood / NSFW Heh
« on: December 15, 2016, 11:09:06 PM »

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The Flood / How do weebs procreate?
« on: December 15, 2016, 10:34:38 PM »
How does one stick a 3D penis in a 2D vagina?

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The Flood / Is S7 of TWD retelling Greek History?
« on: December 12, 2016, 11:11:21 PM »
The Kingdom is Greece/Athens proper
The Hilltop is Arcadia
Alexandria (Rick's Crew) Sparta
The Village of women Lesbos
The Saviors? Maybe Persia.

Maybe a hairbrained theory. Dunno 

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The Flood / How does this cartoon make you feel?
« on: December 12, 2016, 07:48:50 PM »
YouTube

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The Flood / This is what it sounds like
« on: December 11, 2016, 01:49:51 PM »
When doves cry

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The Flood / Ahem
« on: December 11, 2016, 12:09:40 PM »

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