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The Flood / What's your favorite flavor combination?
« on: January 21, 2017, 10:02:23 AM »
I bet it's meaty-creamy-salty

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The Flood / Did Trump go Bane on his inauguration speech?
« on: January 20, 2017, 07:27:53 PM »
It's looking like he did

Which means Baneposting will continue for at least four years. Trump truly is the meme who wanted to be a real boy.

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The Flood / Why didn't Obama declare martial law?
« on: January 20, 2017, 12:11:14 PM »
Alex Jones promised me that Obama was gonna send jack booted thugs to force me into FEMA death campane feed me mass murder suicide pills. All in all it sounded fun. Now he isn't president anymore and I'm not getting my free drugs at my free forced labor camp

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The Flood / NSFW Logan trailer #2
« on: January 20, 2017, 12:17:06 AM »
Holy fuck am I stoked for this. Finally showing Wolverine as he was meant to be shown.

Can't get the fucking video to imbed

395
The Flood / Dear Baby Boomers, please start dying
« on: January 19, 2017, 07:39:48 PM »
It's passed time. I have a MBA. 15 years B2B sales experience. I at least should be in middle management by now. What's on the job market? Entry level working for who? Fucking baby boomers. Feel free to die at any time now.

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The Flood / Having sex with a perfect clone of yourself
« on: January 18, 2017, 01:35:56 AM »
Is it gay or masturbation?

It's gotta be one or the other. No both or gay masturbation options.

Though Das is allowed to post a gif on how hot he finds it

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The Flood / Why aren't there any good cults anymore?
« on: January 16, 2017, 07:53:42 PM »
You guys notice that there really hasn't been a good cult in like 20 years? The last new one where those crwzy Japanese fuckers who released nerve agents into the Tokyo subway.

When are we gonna get one of those mass suicide cults again?

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The Flood / My modest proposal on making a more civil society
« on: January 16, 2017, 12:16:57 PM »
Make it completely legal and acceptable to kick someone in the dick once per day. Females may be cunt punted.

The rules: You may kick someone as hard as you can, barefoot, once per 24 hour period. They can retaliate, but that will use their kick. No protective gear is allowed and no one may interfere with the kick. If you wanted to kick a politician, their security detail may not hamper you. The only limitation is with police, fire fighters and people in hospitals. If there is a life threatening crisis, you have to wait until they finish, and then you may kick. The receiving party has to assume the position when the kick is announced. No attempt to block it is allowed. Though, if it is a surprise kick, then mitigating factors will be allowed. The process will be for announced kicks will be a formal declaration of kick, the receiving party assuming the position, the kick, and a mandatory one minute wait for the kicker to receive a retaliatory kick. If no retaliation is issued, then both parties go about their days. For people driving cars, both parties must pull over to a safe area before kicking. Refusal to pull over is the same as interfering. People who interfere will void their kick for a full week per instance of interfering.

399
Gaming / Are Fall Out and Elder Scrolls the same universe?
« on: January 15, 2017, 02:31:18 PM »
Playing FO4.  I sided with the BoS, and in a room I found Nirnroot. It also had a log telling how it was made.

Maybe TES is the future.

400
The Flood / Anarchists should be anti-corporatists
« on: January 15, 2017, 10:31:13 AM »
90 years ago all food was organic. Governments, for the most part, still listened to their constituents. Then in the post WWII era, the conglomerates emerged. Created from war profiteering, they wielded the power of governments without any of the responsibility. Only beholden to faceless shareholders, they rape the Earth and enslave the peop-*shot in the back of the head*

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The Flood / Who is the most red pilled user?
« on: January 15, 2017, 01:16:48 AM »
Who's eyes are all the way open?

402
The Flood / What is the worst country?
« on: January 14, 2017, 08:30:32 PM »
We spend a lot of time discussing the best one, which one is the worst?

403
The Flood / Fill in the blanks: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ain't _ _ _ _
« on: January 13, 2017, 10:50:49 PM »
But _ _ _ _ and _ _ _ _ _ _

404
The Flood / If you had to be reincarnated as a venereal disease...
« on: January 13, 2017, 02:38:54 PM »
Which would you be?

Inquiring minds want to know

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The Flood / So the Chargers are going to LA.
« on: January 12, 2017, 01:11:11 PM »
Oh well.

406
The Flood / Public bathroom etiquette
« on: January 11, 2017, 04:45:41 PM »
The dude in the stall next to me keeps clearing his throat and tapping his food loudly. Pretty annoying

407
The Flood / Who would you have narrate your life?
« on: January 10, 2017, 11:01:04 PM »
I would choose R Lee Ermy.

While I have made some good choices... I've made some terrible ones that only he could properly apply the profanity in the proper way.

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The Flood / Jackie Chan who don't want no trouble vs Batman
« on: January 10, 2017, 08:22:43 PM »
They are in a ladder factory. Batman thinks that Jackie is somehow behind Joker's latest attack. Jackie is holding a baby and has been quite clear, he don't want no trouble. The fight goes until one is knocked out.

Who wins


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The Flood / Asian teen loves big black cock
« on: January 10, 2017, 01:54:46 PM »

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The Flood / Stereotype the customers of fast food chains
« on: January 09, 2017, 02:24:40 PM »
Taco Bell: white and asian young computer nerds.

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The Flood / AMA Charlie is drunk... Again
« on: January 07, 2017, 01:17:24 AM »
Been a bit since my last drunken AMA

GO

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The Flood / Better Red than dead
« on: January 06, 2017, 12:39:11 AM »
Embrace your Jewish Communist Overlords

413
The Flood / Designer babies...
« on: January 04, 2017, 11:28:06 PM »
How will you order yours?

Gen X and Gen Y will have the last of the genetic grab bag babies. The Millennials, however, will get to choose.

So how will y'all choose?

Better hand-eye and a 12 inch penis is a given, so beyond that... what will you choose?

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The Flood / Father? Yes son? I want to kill you.
« on: January 04, 2017, 07:56:49 PM »
Mother? I WANT YOU ALL NIGHT BABY

Discuss The Doors, Jim Morrison or the oedipus complex.

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The Flood / 3 Days in and 2017 starts off like 2016
« on: January 03, 2017, 06:41:25 PM »
RIP Richard Mack Machowitz. You know him from that show Future Weapons. He was a SEaL and a TV celebrity. He died of cancer.


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The Flood / RIP The first death of 2017
« on: January 01, 2017, 10:33:46 AM »
My liver. 

I drank waaaay too much last night and I think it's dead now.

Funeral services will be at 3.

How was your New Years Eve?

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The Flood / I just learned that clownfish change sex
« on: December 30, 2016, 12:03:55 PM »
When there are only two of the same sex left of a population. For breeding.

It changes my outlook on Finding Nemo.

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Serious / 35 Russian "Operatives" told to leave the US
« on: December 29, 2016, 03:09:27 PM »
Analysts predict sanctions next. Other unspecified actions hinted at for later.

While I know why this is being done, what good will come of it?

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