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« on: April 04, 2017, 10:12:50 AM »
After all, you take her out for drinks and dancing before you fuck her silly. And SHE picks fights, fakes headaches etc...
But your fleshlight? Always ready to go. It doesn't pick fights and it's never too busy to bang out a quickie. It's done all this and you've never taken it dancing or to dinner.
#AprilisFLESHLIGHTappreciationmonth
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« on: April 01, 2017, 07:56:37 PM »
Let's say I came into 1.37 billion dollars. Let's go a step further and say I used it to start my very own b-movie studio. Now, I just need ideas on the next ScyFy Original hit.
Awardees will have a $500,000 cleared and be shown at 2:30am on the critically acclaimed ScyFy channel, and be shown on any bad movie marathon.
Only science fiction, fantasy or monster movies will be considered. $100,000 extra if you can secure a dated TV star or reformed porn actress.
The movie will have 90 days for writing, filming and editing. There will be 3 antiquated MacBook Pros available on a first come, first served basis for any CGI work (3 hour maximum if there's a line.)
The funds MUST be used for production and payroll ONLY. Any unused funds will be returned at the end of editing.
The proper pitch will be:
TITLE (in all caps)
A hook (best done if you say: "picture it/this...)
A brief synopsis
A "mic drop" statement to close the deal
If the picture actually makes anything, you would get 1% of the revenues, after the $500,000 is made back.
Go
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« on: April 01, 2017, 11:33:28 AM »
When I was a kid, there was a single kid in my whole school that had a peanut allergy. One.
Now, when I drop my kids off at preschool, every single door has the massive lists of what can't be brought in because almost every kid is allergic to them.
What happened between 1978, when I started school, and 2014?
My theory is it's the pill. Women's liberation and readily accessible birth control. I think it changed how women chose their mate.
By removing the inevitable pregnancy and making it optional, women chose who they were with on purely emotional reasons and began to ignore the biological ones developed over eons of evolutionary development.
The result is more sickly kids. This also could explain the higher divorce rate. When women go off the pill, they realize that they aren't attracted to their husbands anymore. Reciprocally, men are removed from the breeding role, and begin to have a wandering eye for another potential mate. Women do the same when they wake up one morning and realize that their mate isn't a match for their biology.
I think that men evolved to plant their seed wherever they could and women evolved to be the selectors. Our biology ties into our emotional well being. If we deny our biology, it follows we wouldn't be emotionally happy.
Thoughts?
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« on: April 01, 2017, 09:49:41 AM »
And the shakes go away
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« on: March 31, 2017, 01:46:12 AM »
50% of the time it pops. I know ads keep this site up, but really? I don't know what banner it links to cause I am redirected before I see it.
Is there anything you can do?
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« on: March 24, 2017, 10:45:01 PM »
 What do you do?
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« on: March 22, 2017, 12:36:43 AM »
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« on: March 21, 2017, 04:27:34 PM »
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« on: March 18, 2017, 12:39:38 AM »
The man in black was the last one to walk the talk. Everyone after... no
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« on: March 16, 2017, 11:44:19 PM »
and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Conan, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!
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« on: March 14, 2017, 12:07:52 PM »
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« on: March 11, 2017, 07:35:02 PM »
The last one attempted to defile an angry tiger. It didn't end well for either of them.
The position is pretty exciting. If someone offends me, I force them to be defiled by you. Most times I allow you to surprise me on how. So a good imagination is required.
Please provide me with examples of acts of extremism defilement you have committed.
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« on: March 10, 2017, 10:14:53 PM »
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« on: March 09, 2017, 09:00:35 PM »
There are a couple. The listNow, of course, yes, they're all in Africa. But if it's a grass hut, isn't it still a home? What kind of standards make for "adequate shelter?" Haven't they always lived that way?
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« on: March 09, 2017, 08:40:21 PM »
When I read anything from a hardcore adherent from either school of thought, both couch their argument so that it would be a utopia if their particular system wasn't contaminated by its opposite.
Now there are many paths to any destination, and both sides could be correct. But maybe one gets there sooner, or more easily.
So which do you see as the shortest path to the true betterment of all mankind?
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« on: March 06, 2017, 11:04:20 PM »
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« on: March 04, 2017, 09:32:49 PM »
Just watched most recent episode. Holy shit.
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« on: March 04, 2017, 12:52:38 PM »
If you were a Disassociative Personality Disorder (Mr P, just pretend they're real) which user would you think would be the best to be your alternate? Who would be your worst?
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« on: March 02, 2017, 11:32:33 PM »
Choose wisely
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« on: February 28, 2017, 08:39:34 PM »
We all die. That's an inescapable fact.
Now if you're one of those people who enjoy running marathons or whatever, this doesn't apply to you.
But if you're one of the ones who's unhappy going to the gym or eating healthy, and are only doing so because of a societal pressure too look a certain way, this does apply to you.
If you're going to die anyway, how do you want to face the end? Full of regret that you were unhappy trying to make your body something you didn't really care about or that you were basically happy most of the time?
Now, this line of thinking easily leads to surrendering to gluttony and hedonism. I'm not talking about that. It's a slippery slope fallacy to say if you die anyways, might as well eat the whole cake. I am saying that there's nothing wrong with having a slice...
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« on: February 28, 2017, 06:09:29 PM »
I skipped the articles and have the actual ruling from the 4th Circuit (Virginia). Long story short, the AR-15 is considered a military weapon due to ammo capacity and rate of fire. Now, what I don't know is how this effects sales and ownership. It could mean it goes to the states, or it could mean a federal ban. In all likelihood this is going to SCOTUS for decision.
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« on: February 27, 2017, 09:52:16 PM »
having anyone in the Rangers women in Saving Private Ryan? That would have been the perfect place to show solidarity with womyn everywhere that they too can and should have been in any job a man could do. But he chose to ONLY cast men in those roles. So, he's probably really sexist. Probably rapes women every day just to prove his masculinity.
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« on: February 26, 2017, 12:12:00 AM »
Literal shit post.
I just took a dump that was almost spiritual. I got the Lumberjack Slam at Denny's this morning.
Pancakes, 2 eggs, sausage and bacon and toast.
I just took the dump. My pants are looser, I feel lighter and healthier... and I think I felt god. At least a god and not the capital G god.
Al Baghdadi is asleep, otherwise I would be up for some booty.
Discuss epic dumps
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« on: February 26, 2017, 12:04:44 AM »
*starts doing one finger push ups*
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« on: February 25, 2017, 02:30:25 PM »
21st night of September?
Love was changing the minds of pretenders
While chasing the clouds away
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« on: February 25, 2017, 02:01:16 AM »
My oldest went 4 weeks without an accident. Completely potty trained
I got his firetuck bed. Built it in front of him.
And he hates it.
What the fuck man. He chose the fucking bed. Now he cries when he sees it.
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« on: February 23, 2017, 10:49:32 AM »
It looks like everyone is trying the I'm stranger than you" game. Why is this? What changed?
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« on: February 22, 2017, 11:15:35 PM »
I'm finishing up the season. This is GOOD
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« on: February 20, 2017, 11:29:04 PM »
We were watching Deadpool, and she said it
How to react?
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« on: February 19, 2017, 07:31:46 PM »
Preferring a 2D waifu to a real woman
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