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The Flood / As he came into the window
« on: May 18, 2017, 09:38:59 PM »
It was the sound of a crescendo
He came into her apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet
She ran underneath the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, it was her doom

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The Flood / Survival PT 1: What is your prep-kit?
« on: May 18, 2017, 06:59:04 PM »
Odds are good that at some point in the future your survival will depend on how prepared you are.

What are you prepping for, and how have you prepared for it.

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The Flood / Contest: Leiberman front runner for head of the FBI
« on: May 18, 2017, 05:35:19 PM »
The contest is to find the closest to reality gif of Das's reaction if Leiberman is picked

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The Flood / RIP Chris Cornell, 52
« on: May 18, 2017, 10:14:22 AM »
I am actually bumbed by this one. Audioslave and Sound Garden were two of my favorite bands

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The Flood / This was a triumph
« on: May 17, 2017, 09:59:11 PM »
I'm making a note here HUGE SUCCESS

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The Flood / I have reached soul death
« on: May 17, 2017, 05:44:50 PM »
It is currently 3:45 pm.  I have been in a meeting that's been a continuous power point presentation since 9:00am.

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The Flood / Fuck me? No, fuck you
« on: May 16, 2017, 01:53:17 PM »
See title

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The Flood / "Suicide is ALWAYS a selfish act"
« on: May 12, 2017, 12:54:19 AM »
What if you're an oil driller named Harry Stamper and are on an asteroid the size of Texas hurtling towards Earth and you gotta manually detonate the nuke? You're killing yourself. You just put AJ back on the shuttle to take care of Liv Tyler. It's time to dad-up bro. Michael Bay is directing your reality and are you gonna hold on to some basement dweller's high ideals that all suicide is selfish or are you gonna light that candle?

Time to man up and push that button.

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The Flood / McCain calling for an independent investigation
« on: May 10, 2017, 12:09:33 PM »
After Trump sackied Comey, McCain is calling for an independent investigation of Trump's ties to Russia. Furthermore there are an increasing number of calls for a special investigator, which could only mean one thing, Impeachment.

Feel free to look yourself. I am purposely not linking a story, lest it be called fake news.

Now, would Trump survive an impeachment? Remember that it's just a levying of crimes against a sitting official. For whatever reason people seem to think it means their dismissal. What do you think would come out of those hearings? What reaction do you expect from the American people?

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The Flood / If Loaf were to kill himself...
« on: May 09, 2017, 08:17:07 PM »
And I am not saying he should...


How should he do it?

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The Flood / Did Donald Trump commit treason?
« on: May 09, 2017, 08:06:06 PM »

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The Flood / Trumpcare is fucking TERRIBLE
« on: May 06, 2017, 02:15:06 PM »
I've read through a good amount of it, and more than a few analyses. I don't see how anyone outside of the health insurance industry would benefit at all. Furthermore, I don't see how it will lower anyone's rates.

Can anyone explain to me why we should support this administration or the current congress?

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The Flood / Logan is dad porn
« on: May 06, 2017, 12:44:09 AM »
When you guys become dads, you will understand

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The Flood / So what if I don't know what Armageddon means
« on: May 05, 2017, 06:47:48 PM »
It's not like it's the end of the world

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The Flood / What's wrong with Hedonism?
« on: May 05, 2017, 12:59:37 AM »
We're only on this world for limited time. What's wrong with filling that time with pleasure?

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The Flood / Let's talk cattle mutilation
« on: May 01, 2017, 02:40:08 PM »
A rancher finds one or more cows dissected, no blood on the ground and several organs missing. There are no tracks around the animal and sometimes there are strange chemicals found in the tissues of the corpse. The earliest documented case is in the 1600's in England.

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The Flood / A young earth creationist museum is down the street
« on: April 30, 2017, 03:02:29 PM »
Should I go?

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The Flood / Is Trump really this bad, or is it all media bias?
« on: April 29, 2017, 08:06:44 PM »
At this point I am starting to think he may be the single worst president in US History

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The Flood / Corn vs Flour Tortillas
« on: April 26, 2017, 12:52:01 AM »
Go

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The Flood / Thinking about buying a gun
« on: April 26, 2017, 12:48:51 AM »
Ever since the cigarette tax went into effect, every single time Al Baghdadi or I leave any cigarettes out in our back patio, they get stolen. I don't really care about the theft. I do care that whoever is doing it is in my property. We have kids after all. What if they decide our stuff is worth coming into the house? With a 2, 3 and 4 year old, and the love of my life, can I take chance?

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The Flood / I bet you pantywaists put ketchup on your hotdogs
« on: April 17, 2017, 08:01:27 PM »

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The Flood / Easter: What's more believable?
« on: April 14, 2017, 01:30:31 PM »
The story of the Bible: God sent his kid down to suffer so we can all get forgiven. One of his apostles, guys who have been following him around for years and are his most trusted followers, sells him out to the Romans. The Romans talk to the Jewish high priests, who recommends him to die. The Romans kill him horrifically by flogging him, making him drag the instrument of his execution through the streets, finally nailing him to it to die of exposure and blood loss. His body got sealed in a cave and after 3 days he comes out and ascended to Heaven.

Or...

During the Last Supper they drank too much wine. They hit the point of drunkenness that it turned into a bender. After things get out of hand, Judas calls the cops on something. They're all about to be arrested when Jesus says he's the one who did it. I am guessing they went to the temple and drew a dick on the wall or something similar, because the High Priests are PISSED and want to throw the book at him. Jesus gets arrested and after 3 days gets let out on bail, where he promptly skipped town to stay at his dad's.

Which is the more believable story?

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The Flood / Imma just leave this right here
« on: April 13, 2017, 01:53:12 AM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Charlie Murphy died
« on: April 12, 2017, 05:12:32 PM »
Leukemia.

Before you say who, he was Eddie Murphy's brother. He was famous from the Chappelle Show.

Now he can go party with Rick James again.

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The Flood / No, stop it, OMFG, Why would you do that??
« on: April 12, 2017, 02:49:30 PM »
I can't even...

Wh-what the fuck is wrong with you? Who does that? Seriously who?

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The Flood / AMA Is Das the conservative Charlie
« on: April 11, 2017, 12:10:16 AM »
Or is Charlie the liberal  Das?

WTF, I am drunk on a Monday

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The Flood / I retract my statement on Luke Cage, Legion is the best
« on: April 10, 2017, 11:54:08 PM »
I am on Chapter 5, so don't fuck it up for me. This is fucking GOOD.

If you haven't watched it, WATCH IT

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The Flood / Umm..., Panda Style?
« on: April 09, 2017, 11:06:16 AM »
Pornhub has a panda style category. 

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If Jews have Jeff Goldblum?

Could Batman with preptime win against Jeff?

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Serious / Trump finally did something I agree with
« on: April 04, 2017, 11:53:43 AM »
He's cracking down on the H1-B Visa

If you're a programmer or other STEM guy, this means less competition from overseas.

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