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The Flood / NPR tweets the Declaration of Independence, Drumpettes freak
« on: July 06, 2017, 12:13:56 AM »
Google it for some funny shit
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The Flood / NPR tweets the Declaration of Independence, Drumpettes freak« on: July 06, 2017, 12:13:56 AM »
Google it for some funny shit
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The Flood / Love or money?« on: July 05, 2017, 07:48:14 PM »
You are given a choice.
Choose money and no matter what, you will never fall in love. No matter how hard you try, it will never happen. But, you will have a bank account with $100,000 in it that never depletes and never is questioned. Or, you will never make enough money, but will have a woman or man that you find stunning, and they find you stunning. They will support you no matter what and never betray you. 244
The Flood / Happy 2017th birthday America!« on: July 04, 2017, 10:50:50 AM »
Today is the day that Jesus came to this land and founded America to be the homeland for white, heterosexual, gun owning conservative males.
Make sure that if you're a white American male that you say a prayer and then support Trump. 246
The Flood / Best little kid toy set?« on: July 03, 2017, 05:16:40 PM »
For me it was the erector set. I built a lot of shit with that.
You? 249
The Flood / Now when I was a little boy« on: July 01, 2017, 11:50:49 PM »
Standin' to my daddy's knee
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The Flood / Come on knock on our door« on: July 01, 2017, 07:51:25 PM »
We've been waiting for you
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The Flood / How will you meet your last moments?« on: July 01, 2017, 12:15:03 AM »
Fear? Regret? Bravado?
We all die. How will you march into that undescovered country? 252
The Flood / The most offensive thread ever« on: June 30, 2017, 04:39:39 PM »
If you like vanilla ice cream, you have poor taste in ice cream
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The Flood / The foreceopen.com ad« on: June 30, 2017, 10:13:13 AM »
The people who invented this redirect ad should be raped to death by donkeys
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The Flood / One of my neighbor's teen daughters is a libertine.« on: June 30, 2017, 12:40:23 AM »
I live by the pool, and she's been making out with at least 3 boys, and as far as I can tell, one of the moms in my community and her best friend. She looks 16 to me, but I am 42, so anyone under 25 looks 16, so what do I know. I try not to notice, but I work from home and see literally everything that happens at the pool.
And yes, a younger person would find her hot, but to me she's too young. And no, absolutely under no circumstances will I provide photoghic or video evidence. I am not a pervert. I only ask if this is normal behavior for a young woman for your generation. In mine we had special clubs... 255
The Flood / Who's having the next bachelor party?« on: June 30, 2017, 12:33:38 AM »
I have 14 kilos of coke and an army of strippers
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The Flood / Wow. The latest ransomware attack?« on: June 28, 2017, 05:32:50 PM »
Was created using a leaked NSA exploit called EternalBlue. The NSA is indirectly responsible for this. Maybe it's time computer viruses and exploits be treated like bioweapons. Some things should not be created.
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The Flood / Jackie saw Logan and wanted to do it too« on: June 28, 2017, 01:02:26 AM »YouTube Not gonna lie. This looks fucking sick 260
The Flood / Is Tarzan early cultural appropriation?« on: June 26, 2017, 05:27:12 PM »
Or is he an example of Euro-exceptualism?
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The Flood / This is a bad idea: how should I entertain my kids?« on: June 26, 2017, 01:39:55 AM »
I have the boys this coming weekend and I don't know where to take them
I have either tickets or passes for all of the above. Except the beaches. Those are free. FYI, for those who don't know me, I am in San Diego, California 262
The Flood / "Jesus died for our sins"« on: June 26, 2017, 01:18:35 AM »
Except he didn't stay dead. He came back. After 3 days.
He gave up a weekend. Jesus gave up a holiday weekend for you. That's what he thinks of your sins I saw this on Facebook. But it's true 264
The Flood / I sexually identify as an Iowa class battleship« on: June 24, 2017, 12:28:11 AM »
I don't care if you sexually identify as an attack helicopter
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The Flood / What's wrong with old school masculinity!« on: June 22, 2017, 12:41:22 AM »
Why are guys pigeon holed by boysides?
I like to scratch my nuts. I like to watch soccer and baseball. I enjoy farting and being gross. But I am smart too. I don't care about the social justice de jure. And I am as far from metro as you can get. Why is this a sin? 267
The Flood / Jive, PSU, Das, I need your manly advice« on: June 22, 2017, 12:31:04 AM »
Al Baghdadi and I aren't screwing as much as I would like. In the first six months or so we fucked nearly every night we were together.
The sex is mind blowing. Then it stretched to two to three times a week. Then weekly. Then every two weeks. Now, after nearly three years, it's monthly. If I am lucky. I have a very strong sexual appetite. I don't know what happened. Every time I come on to her I am shut down. When I try to talk to her about it, she says I am trying to make her feel guilty. It's starting to overshadow other parts of the relationship. You three are closest to me in our view of relationships. What should I do? 268
The Flood / I don't like sand« on: June 22, 2017, 12:20:46 AM »
It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.
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The Flood / Religion of peas« on: June 19, 2017, 08:21:44 PM »Despite the constant negative posts covfefe 270
The Flood / Was the moon landing a hoax?« on: June 18, 2017, 08:28:49 PM »
If you believe it was a hoax, why was it perpetrated?
While at it, do you believe in anything else the "mainstream" would call a conspiracy theory? |