They say I have to put a banana in my butt and yell how euphoric it makes me feel.


This is NOT a discussion about religion or atheism. Just this ritual.

It really serves no real purpose. Did some of you really take pictures of your dicks and post them in a group? Why?  Anyways, with them trying to make the community a seamless tie in to the game, a T rated game, then they can't afford the risk of parental backlash of parents finding dicks on the site associated with the game.

Dem legs? Dat thorax.

I tried asking in support, but I don't have permission to start a thread there... So, was the site down again?

I was lurking on b.net, and saw a few people being accused of being me.

Why do this?

It is apparent that my present isn't conforming to the community.

I haven't posted a Confirming thread, nor an AMA.

Therefor I conform to the community.

Also, Who is your top 5 favorite members and should Kiyo, Second Class and CommsOfficer be launched into space to form a colony on another planet?

It started with Cyberpunk. In the not so distant future there are those who chose to embrace technology and a life of moral ambiguity... Then we looked to the past for a might-have-been and asked what if the steam valve wasn't replaced by the transistor... and Steampunk was born.

Now the paradigm must shift again.

Legopunk.

A glimpse into the future where legos are the technology of choice.

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Just walk up and tickle people.

Your buddy crashes at your house. He walks into your room, smiling and a little flushed. He tells you that he heard your neighbors banging loudly, and he had to fap in your bathroom. You think that this is odd, since their us no one home next door. You go get a drink, and you see your mom and dad, hair messed up and grinning like idiots. They were the ones banging.

You walk back in, and your friend can't stop talking about what a filthy mouth the woman had, and how she begged for anal.

What do you do?

Its in Hollywood! I am a part of the film industry now!!!

I am something called a Fluffer.  My boss is the owner of a big studio, I think its called Bangin Boys Productions. I think they make Hip-Hop music videos.

My try out was pretty easy, they just wanted to see how enthusiastically I could eat a banana, a lollipop and an ice-cream cone. I guess they really like food there.

So, congratulate me on my new job!

....how much would you charge?


Keep in mind competition, how much you need the money to eat, and what happens to you when your pimp (me) finds put that you have no money.

Which is better?

There is a nuclear option. One that shouldn't be taken lightly, but we should know it exists.

Bungie tied their forums to Destiny. That means their profits as a company rely on the forums being on the up and up.

You want to destroy #Offtopic? Make Bungie nuke it now and forever. Call your local news stations. Report that you know of a video game forum with suspected pedophiles, harassment, bullying etc... Then give them the URL.

If all of us do this, the press inquiries will cause them to nuke the forum so it doesn't hurt their profits. #Destiny, #Bungie etc... Would remain. But #offtopic and any dedicated users there would be removed.

I AM NOT suggesting we do this. Though, if the person who is doing the DDOS attack out of some loyalty to Bungie should read this: We can do this.

Some slimy, worthless bucket of grabasstic monkey jizz decided it would be a good idea to jack into my wifi video baby monitor. I went in and saw the "online" lights on, and when I looked at it, they were testing the servo motors.

The device's username/password has been changed to a random 16 digit alpha-numeric plus symbols password.

Seriously, who does that?