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1621
« on: September 01, 2014, 11:16:20 PM »
All shall fall to my blade
Super saiyan 2 Goku would shrek chief in his browneye
1622
« on: August 31, 2014, 11:34:25 PM »
1623
« on: August 31, 2014, 09:53:43 AM »
What if your honey bunny was once the opposite sex, and got the surgery to have their sex reassigned?
If you are a guy, that means your GF Stephanie, was born Steven. If you are a gal, reverse the names.
1624
« on: August 29, 2014, 12:35:50 AM »
See, that's what I call you: Chris Handsome.
Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours.
1625
« on: August 28, 2014, 11:42:02 AM »
Walk up and nod to them while tipping your fedora. Then say "Milady" as you do it.
I guarantee that she will appreciate you for being an intelligent nice guy, leave her jerk boyfriend, and marry you so you can have marital sex for the purposes of procreation.
1626
« on: August 27, 2014, 06:44:44 PM »
Post images of animals twerking
1627
« on: August 27, 2014, 01:21:35 PM »
I have a hot, fresh chimichanga here. Ripe for the taking of who ever wants it most.
So, what would YOU do for a chimichanga?
1628
« on: August 27, 2014, 10:32:57 AM »
Why would ANYONE be against this.
Sorry for another of my Wholefoods lunch stories, but I go there every day it seems like, and there are some interesting goings on...
So, I was waiting in line to get my lunch when I heard a group of guys talking about a woman a little ahead of us. She was mid 20's and they were easily in their 50's. She was dressed in a wife beater, no bra, and a pair of Daisy Dukes. They were going on and on about her looking like that, if their daughter were dressed like that, bla bla bla she must be a slut...
I've been going there long enough that I've seen her before. She's married, and has a daughter. She's Brazilian, speaks Portuguese as her primary language. I've spoken with her husband while waiting for a sandwich, and he's a tattoo artist that gave me an estimate for some ink I am thinking about.
They are actually really nice people. Just very loose in how they dress. And you know what? She IS pretty hot. I don't mind in the slightest that she shows skin. If I looked like that I'd be in swim wear all day.
So, thoughts on women dressing "slutty" and if you think its anybody's business.
1629
« on: August 26, 2014, 03:21:16 PM »
Since we want to call out members individually, I say fuck it.
I petition Cheat to ban everyone. Just start swinging that mighty ban hammer.
1630
« on: August 26, 2014, 02:28:55 PM »
Not from here. I am literally trying not to vomit. OK, it was lesbian anal gape prolapse porn. Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler They fist until her butt was like 6 inches gaping, and then she bears down so her colon prolapses, and her lesbian partner licked it. Don't click the next, very graphic I warned you OK, I really did just throw up.
1631
« on: August 26, 2014, 12:17:43 PM »
The threads, and posts have been concerning me.
Why are we turning into Stormfront?
Cheat, don't let this happen.
1632
« on: August 25, 2014, 08:08:17 PM »
Di you yff?
1633
« on: August 25, 2014, 06:21:47 PM »
Best way to let religion die is to let the conversation die.
1634
« on: August 25, 2014, 05:53:06 PM »
Someone on here tells you that they banged your mom all day, and that you need to pick up some more OJ cause your out... and then your mom calls you to tell you to pick up OJ...
1635
« on: August 25, 2014, 04:20:57 PM »
You must pour a bucket of liquid diarrhea over your head or donate $100 to Anita Sarkeesian's kickstarter.
1636
« on: August 24, 2014, 11:05:24 AM »
Let's face it, none of us are really all that cut out to be Jedi. Give us that sort of power, and we will go full on douche. Most guys would use Persuade to "convince" women to sleep with us, or use Lightning to charge our phones.
So, share how you would abuse the gift of the Force.
1637
« on: August 22, 2014, 03:19:04 PM »
Just checking
1638
« on: August 22, 2014, 01:49:10 PM »
What a classy lady.
1639
« on: August 22, 2014, 01:04:55 PM »
Has THIS ever happened to you?
1640
« on: August 21, 2014, 02:35:34 PM »
1641
« on: August 20, 2014, 04:07:47 PM »
1642
« on: August 20, 2014, 10:35:08 AM »
There are women out there who need the D. Not just ANY D, mind you. They need YOUR D.
What is the list of 5 women who need your D?
1) Famke Beumer Janssen
2) Kate Upton
3) Zooey Deschanel
4) Fergie
5) Halle Berry
1643
« on: August 20, 2014, 10:29:46 AM »
Where would you prefer weapons to be?
You can have razor sharp claw blades come out the tips of your fingers or you could have three blades extend from the top of your wrist or hand (like Wolverine)
Which would you think be more useful?
1644
« on: August 17, 2014, 01:58:45 AM »
I know that I rarely am serious, but in this I am totally.
Mrs Charlie still isn't helping with Nicholas, and she criticizes me or our nanny every chance she gets. I have all but quit my job so I can be the best daddy I can be. Her mom is in town, and she has stepped up her game, and is portraying herself as being cut out of being a mommy by saying the nanny and I second guess her at every turn.
She would have to step up and try for me to second guess.
I'm at wits end. I am tired, and frustrated that I've given up on ever starting my own business for being a full time daddy.
Nicholas' birth mother contacted us, she got knocked up again (her 9th) and asked us if we wanted to adopt this one too. We said yes, and Alexander is due mid-October. I don't know how I am to be raising two all on my own. I know single parents do it all the time, but one is already do hard.
I don't know how to get her off the bench and in the game. I am afraid that I'll snap and just end the relationship. I love her, and I don't want to. But the situation is deteriorating.
I don't know how much help you guys will be, and I know I've opened myself up to trolling. I really just needed to vent. Thanks for listening.
1645
« on: August 16, 2014, 08:26:10 PM »
I know some ads pay by the click. Should we have a click party and spend a bit clicking the ad like crazy?
1646
« on: August 16, 2014, 07:48:43 PM »
There you are, taking a shower, and the fish just in a few days ago drops his damn soap. Now are you gonna stand there like a bitch or are you going to step up and get some easy booty?
1647
« on: August 16, 2014, 11:12:07 AM »
He looked to me and said "Shek luv shev lief"
Maybe its too early
1648
« on: August 15, 2014, 01:52:03 PM »
Spread the word
1649
« on: August 15, 2014, 09:54:00 AM »
When you tell a story that suddenly ends with the prince of Bel Air.
Mine was the Shadow People on B.old.
1650
« on: August 14, 2014, 10:52:52 PM »
There are about 20 teenaged black guys running my way, and they are yelling "Worldstar!"
The other people left the area, and its just me sitting here.
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