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1591
« on: September 13, 2014, 07:24:07 PM »
Shots fired. We are approaching on foot, hopefully we can solve this without any further shooting.
1592
« on: September 13, 2014, 07:03:18 PM »
I'm going with either the M60 or the M203 with AP Pellet Rounds.
1593
« on: September 13, 2014, 12:26:35 AM »
Mrs Charlie is getting some elective surgery, and the best guy in the industry is here in Scottsdale. We just got back from dinner. We went to a burgers and beers place in old Scottsdale, near where all the bars are. Man, they got some cool bars here. I saw some that were swank, some dives, and a ton in between. The only problem is that every woman I saw looked like a clone of any other. All had bottle blonde hair, fake boobs and a cheap short dress. But oh well. As eye candy you could do worse.
If you live in Scottsdale, you better get out and get some. I saw more women out than men.
1594
« on: September 12, 2014, 06:56:25 PM »
1595
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:43:51 PM »
These sex clubs are places where anything goes. Usually they are set up with several rooms with lots of sex toys, swings etc... If you get in, you end up having wild raunchy sex with several people. Usually the front door pays attention to the male to female ratio.
The girls could be hot... They could be fat and beat...
But its still an orgy
1596
« on: September 12, 2014, 12:52:11 AM »
...come to San Diego for some shore leave.
I would take him to the various bars, get him drunk, and find a nice San Diego State University (SDSU) girl to go down on him and possibly do a bit more...
All he needs is airfare and lodging.
1597
« on: September 11, 2014, 10:51:13 PM »
Kid's at a sitter. Got a six pack of Four Peaks Kilt Lifter. I've drank 5 so far. Should I go for 6?
1598
« on: September 11, 2014, 07:15:37 PM »
1599
« on: September 11, 2014, 06:34:00 PM »
Who is more at fault?
For women, homosexuals or others not identifying with the Girlfriend... just change it to your sexual preference
1600
« on: September 11, 2014, 12:34:01 PM »
Thick? Thin? Deep Dish? Stuffed (like your mother)?
What is the best crust for a pizza?
1601
« on: September 10, 2014, 07:44:54 PM »
All it would take is a light raid on #Destiny, or on #Offtopic claiming to be #destiny, and that's it. The forum would eat itself alive while we eat popcorn and watch.
I am not advocating that any one do this, mind you. I am just saying it wouldn't take very much...
1602
« on: September 09, 2014, 06:20:31 PM »
1603
« on: September 09, 2014, 01:23:14 PM »
Say that you could be the victim of something bad, and you won't know for two weeks... How do you take this?
OK, here is the scenario:
You go to the dentist, and you get a regular cleaning and some minor work done. Cavities and all that. A week later the dentist calls you and asks you to come back. He explains that one of his dental assistants was diagnosed HIV+, and cut a finger on the tools that he may have used to clean your teeth. Because he accidentally scraped too deeply on your gums, you had an open wound in your mouth, and you may have been exposed to the AIDS virus. He can't know for sure, so he is getting a test for you to know if you were or not.
It will be two weeks until you get the results.
How do you take the news, and how do you spend the two weeks?
(Now, please ignore the glaring issues with my scenario. I know that this would be a very low chance of transmission, and that the tests return values much more quickly, and that the person may not develop HIV for up to a year after exposure, just please suspend your disbelief, you have been exposed, the results are back in two weeks, and you will not develop HIV later on if the test is negative.)
1604
« on: September 09, 2014, 09:47:51 AM »
Its too bad we couldn't get one last recruiting effort before he does.
I wonder if the rest of the internet would even notice.
"....but there's one other forum you might know me from. ... ... ... The Flood"
"Where? ? ?"
"The Flood man. You know Bungie's offtopic forum... Guys?"
*makes the I have no fucking clue what the fuck you are talking about motion*
"Oh forget this"
*spams meatspin*
1605
« on: September 09, 2014, 12:32:12 AM »
I really don't have a fucking clue. I haven't played the beta, or really know anything about the game. Mrs Charlie asked if I was getting it.
Should I?
1606
« on: September 08, 2014, 08:21:28 PM »
1607
« on: September 08, 2014, 08:08:02 PM »
I am putting this to the Flood.
Should I return, and if yes, what should my new username be?
CharlieIsNameMy
MyGameIsDestiny
Emblye5908
CharlieBitMe
1608
« on: September 08, 2014, 07:24:41 PM »
Sipping scotch. Smoking a cigar. Eating steak. Drinking beer. Bench press. Working on cars...
1609
« on: September 07, 2014, 03:17:31 PM »
Cut off a pinky finger or a total stranger gets shot in the head.
1610
« on: September 06, 2014, 08:16:36 PM »
OK, some facts up front:
You can NOT target fat loss. All of those products, systems and workouts that target abdominal fat are bullshit.
Weight loss is 20% exercise and 80% diet. You can't work off eating a 3,000+ calorie a day diet. You need to eat less and healthier.
Weighing yourself daily does not help. Your weight fluctuates by as much as 5 pounds. Weigh yourself weekly, and monitor the trend.
Working out excessively can be counter productive! The goal is 3-4 times per week for an hour. If you exceed this you better be training for a marathon or other such event.
OK, now, how do you lose weight?
Step 1) See a healthcare professional to determine your resting metabolic rate. This is the number of calories you burn just sitting on your ass. It's important to know this number. You shouldn't be eating less than it.
Step 2) Start keeping track of what you eat. There are several websites and smartphone apps that work as effective calorie counters. I prefer LiveStrong and MyFitnessPal. But it doesn't matter which you use. Just start paying mind to how many calories you eat.
Step 3) Set your goal. How much is your ideal weight? How much do you weigh now? This is an important realization to have. A pound of body fat is roughly 3,500 calories. That means you have to either work off or not eat 3,500 calories for every pound of fat you lose. To gain that fat, you have to exceed 3,500.
Step 4) Design a workout plan for your fitness level. Don't run out and buy P90X or join a crossfit gym. All you will do is smoke yourself the first day, and lose interest. Start slowly and build up to the fancy programs.
Ideally you should have 35-45 minutes of moderate cardio and 15-30 minutes of anaerobic weight training. Again, this is to your preference. But burning yourself out isn't getting you anywhere.
Also, keep track of what you burned off calorie wise. 45 minutes on a bike can be over 600 calories burned. Pay attention to this. You could lose weight too quickly or set your body into starvation mode (everything you eat turns to fat because your body thinks its in lean times and stressed/hunted) Ideally you want to have it so you are losing 2-4 pounds per week. That means monitor your calorie deficit. Once you hit 7,000 calories, start taking it easy.
Step 5) Get lots of rest. Your body heals when you sleep. When you exercise you damage your tissues. Lifting weights or that last painful 5 minutes of cardio is damaging. Its a good burn, but you still have to heal. The goal is 7 to 10 hours.
Step 6) Have cheat days. The worst thing is to think you are denying yourself the good stuff. Let it go FOR ONE MEAL. Don't overdo it. Just allow one meal. Also, don't schedule it. You may find yourself in a situation where the only thing served is a burger. That could take your meal, so having the chili on Sunday is doubling.
1611
« on: September 05, 2014, 01:41:45 PM »
Seriously, why did you watch that. You should know better.
1612
« on: September 05, 2014, 10:37:13 AM »
1613
« on: September 04, 2014, 02:16:22 PM »
Its that time *Pulls battle axes*
1614
« on: September 04, 2014, 12:23:25 AM »
I had a friend when I was 8. He was so competitive. Be it ball, king of the hill, or just swinging on the swing set, he always had to be best. Its funny, until he got sick, we all swore he was heading on to great things. One day his parents moved or something. We never saw him again. I joined the military to see places, but I never forgot about him.
Anyone else have a friend like that?
1615
« on: September 03, 2014, 01:08:37 PM »
I've known both of these fine gentlemen for a long while now. I've been privy to their stinging wit, their fears, and their desires. Even when both were repeatedly banned from B.net, they showed a lasting tenacity that was only matched by their love for one another. I remember a thread one time, Verbatim was talking about how all babies should be killed and their mothers sterilized. Sentra stood beside his man even through one of the fiercest flamings that the old Flood had ever seen. We knew on that day that these two fine gentlemen were soul mates.
I give my blessing to them on their gay marriage. I hope that their relationship causes as much butthurt as we know Sentra will have soon (Verby is pretty well endowed). But I know their love will stretch along with Sentra, because that's how love thrives.
Here's to you two! *holds up champagne glass*
*The DJ takes the microphone*
"Does anyone else have anything to say about the newlyweds?
1616
« on: September 03, 2014, 11:01:28 AM »
Thankfully, I am already married. So I am exempt.
But, all those others...
And yes, they must consummate the marriage.
1617
« on: September 03, 2014, 10:34:59 AM »
That's right. And you will never be a little boy.
1618
« on: September 02, 2014, 05:56:19 PM »
1619
« on: September 02, 2014, 09:46:19 AM »
I just saw this. It was awesome.
1620
« on: September 02, 2014, 12:19:33 AM »
As shitposting day.
The rest of the year we behave.
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