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If you are from San Diego, this was at Studio Diner on Ruffin Road last night at about 7:30.

So, Nicholas and I were on our own for dinner, one of Mrs Charlie's associates had a massive blowout stroke, and is fully paralyzed. Her kids elected to pull all life saving measures. So everyone is saying their goodbyes.

So Nicholas and I went out to dinner. We sat down at one of the booths that are around the walls of the restaurant. In the middle, where the tables are, sat a group of 6. 3 guys, 3 gals. They were a loud group, aged 24 or so. The guys were all the "Sup bro! Let's do some shots!" variety. The girls were the types that date that kinda guy.

I ordered my son his food. He's just shy of 2, so pasta for him. The staff is taking forever, so he starts to entertain himself...

That means he starts to flirt.

The girl at the bro table is blonde, fake boobs, tramp stamp and dolphin tattoos... Just Nicholas's type. He starts yelling "Hi! Hiiiiiiii!" at her. She notices, and he does his peekaboo routine. Then out of the blue, he yells "Hey! Heyyy Baabee! Hey Baby!"

One of the bros hears this and think I'm using my son to hit on his girlfriend. He yells over "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOUR KID JUST SAY?"

I tell him to keep it down, he's yelling at a 2 year old. His girlfriend says, oh baby, don't do this AGAIN. Which is the best way to make him get more angry.

I told him that he's getting pissed over a two year old, to calm the fuck down. He keeps going on about me using "my brat" to hit on his woman. He got up, forcing me to do the same. Nicholas is in a high chair at the end of my table, putting between this asshole and me. Can't have that.

The guy is clearly wanting to fight, when the manager rushes over and kicks the bros out. He apologizes to me. The idiots are outside yelling, when the manager threatened to call the cops. They leave, dinner gets to the table. We eat.

Fun night.

You probably remember this...

A brother and sister are traveling through Europe together. One night, while drinking wine, they decide to have sex together.

They use condoms, and it turned out to bring them closer to one another.

Is this wrong? Why or why not?

Human Fiona or Ogre Fiona?


For the gals:

Most schlickable: Ogre or Human Shrek?

If she were really hot?

Say that this was your cousin:


You guys are hanging out, and things start to get a little steamy...


FIRST Cousin. Your Mom's sister is her mother.

No, no condoms. She's not on the pill. No STD's.

You won't get caught, no one will know unless you tell them.

You can do side bends or sit-ups but please don't lose that butt.

Sure, you might be able to post one or two hot blondes. Mexican girls are still the hottest.

just wondering

I don't mean a mixture of fruit juices.

I mean making a fist and hitting something.

I have recently fallen in love with the right hook.

I have a 100lb bag in the basement, and when I do my workout routine, I beat the shit outta this. I do jabs, 1-2 combos, body blows, uppercuts and hooks (20 each, 3 sets)

My favorite are those hooks. I feel like a badass when the frame my bag is on starts moving around, And I wail on it like a ton of bricks.

What's your favorite?

Not that anyone cares... but I always get a little nervous. One of the last ones could possibly brick your phone.

Where the fuck did this freak ass storm come from???

Holy shit. Sunny and a hundred to a full blown torrential downpour in like 45 minutes

Can any forum go a day without differing religious groups/atheists being at each others throats?

I don't know what to do...

As much as it pains me to say this, i do not support any further action in the Middle East. There is too much turmoil and corruption. If I had my way I would subsidize all cars being made electric, and sever all ties with everyone in that region except Israel. The area isn't worth American blood. They will just have to figure it out on their own.

Say he attempted to apply. What trials would he have to complete for acceptance?