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The Flood / Thank you for the support
« on: October 01, 2014, 11:29:37 PM »
We're done.

I've told her that I hate the idea that she is going to see him. That it hurt, and if we planned to try to work on things, this would hurt it.

She simply said its over and done.

We will stay together long enough for the adoption to be final. The next day we file our divorce.

We've agreed to go by whatever a child custody coach recommends for us. Unfortunately that could mean I end up a Disneyland dad, or I'm the one with full custody. It could go either way. He's a psychologist who will make a plan based on what is best for the kids' well being.

I am at a low point. She took what should have been a happy time and ruined it.

1532
The Flood / That's it, I'm done
« on: October 01, 2014, 04:43:37 PM »
I'm at the end of my rope.

She just told me that she isn't heading back early not for her client, but to NYC to see him.

I told her today that while I don't think it was possible I could ever forgive or forget, but maybe, just maybe we could repair our marriage. After all, we have been together for 15 years. That's a lot to work with.

But, there is nothing while he is in the picture.

She said she understood, and may break it off with him, but she may decide to stay with him. I won't know until she decides. After she goes to see him.

So, I have to wait in Jacksonville for the next 6 to 10 business days, by myself, with a newborn, and she is off to NYC to see the other man.

1533
The Flood / I don't think I was being out of line.
« on: October 01, 2014, 06:45:11 AM »
I asked her: did you sleep with him, before the last time we had sex?

She asked why. I told her that I needed to know if I should go get a full panel of STD tests.

She got pissed, went off, and started screaming. I remained calm, and kept repeating that it is a fair question.

She was screaming that if I thought she was stupid, that she wouldn't use protection. I replied that it doesn't really matter what kind of person I thought she was, because I thought she wasn't the kind to cheat, either. Clearly I can make mistakes.

I think that I asked a fair, and responsible question.

1534
The Flood / Fuck it. I'm getting drunk
« on: September 29, 2014, 10:00:22 PM »
My fucking wife is cheating on me

I haven't slept in going on 40 hours

My stomach is rekt anyways

Do I go from 3 pints to 4?

Yes. Yes I do.

1535
Gaming / An awesome retarded idea!!!
« on: September 29, 2014, 09:58:25 PM »
First Person FIFA

1536
The Flood / So, is the KC v NE game considered
« on: September 29, 2014, 09:47:47 PM »
A prison rape?

1537
The Flood / Great. Now I have Hepatitis §ÿ^v
« on: September 29, 2014, 08:17:47 AM »
I have anxiety diarrhea and had to sit bare ass on a airport toilet.

1538
The Flood / What a night. I think I might snap.
« on: September 29, 2014, 03:39:09 AM »
Well, it started out OK. I got a shit load done today. I pick up Mrs Charlie at the airport, and things seemed OK.

Then we get a call, the birthmother is in premature labor, buy your plane tickets, reserve a hotel, Alex is being born. I do what I gotta, and when I get back, Mrs Charlie is sitting on the bed, quiet.

She tells me that she just has to get it out.

There is another man, and she has been seeing him for the last few months.

I am still in shock. I have more anger than I have ever felt in my life. And I don't know what to do.

We can't divorce immediately. We can't even act like we will. We have the adoption to think about. This baby is Nicholas's full sibling. Same birthparents. If he's going to have to grow up in a broken home, at least he won't be doing it alone.

So, my bags are packed, the taxi gets here in 3 and a half hours. I have a little baby to go and adopt. And a life that I either need to leave or put back together.

So, I got that going for me.

This is NOT a reference, nor is it a troll. I am being 100% for real here.

1539
The Flood / Holy shit, I LOVE it when rednecks keep it real
« on: September 28, 2014, 10:35:12 PM »
I was at Island's tonight. The Cowboys v Saints game was on.

During one of the plays, a redneck at the bar was shouting:

GET THAT NIGGER C'MON AND RUN AND CATCH THAT LITTLE NIGGER, HE'S RUNNIN LIKE HE STOLE SOME SHIT FROM THE PO-LICE


He was asked to leave, to which he had some more choice words about the asian manager, and liberals in general (my neighborhood is known for being the wealthy liberal one)

1540
The Flood / I am embarrassed to ask...
« on: September 28, 2014, 08:40:18 PM »
But what does Cis mean?

1541
The Flood / A Suggestion for Moderation On This Forum
« on: September 28, 2014, 08:01:04 PM »
I suggest that all Mods add the prefix "Judge" before their username with one exception. Cheat change his to Dred.

The next suggestion is that when they are on, they only listen to this song:

YouTube



Finally, when they ban a motherfucker, they post I AM THE LAW

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The Flood / Furry Balls plopped menacingly on the table, incorporated
« on: September 28, 2014, 10:58:22 AM »
Or we can call ourselves the Washington Redskins

1543
The Flood / OK, Mrs Charlie didn't listen, and now it's come back to bite us
« on: September 28, 2014, 09:47:14 AM »
I don't know if I told you guys, but we are adopting another. Nicholas's birthmother contacted us about 6 months ago, she is pregnant AGAIN (her 9th) and if we wanted to adopt. We said yes and things moved along.

Mrs Charlie asked me if we should be more open with her.

I said no. She extorted money from us before, and she would likely do it again.

Mrs Charlie picked a fight, one that lasted until today, in fact. At first they seemed to bond, but the Birthmother started having crisis after crisis. Each one could only be solved by more and more money.

Last night she sent us a text:

Pay me money (over $10,000) or I will go to Georgia to adopt this child to someone else. Pay cash or you get nothing.

I'm at a loss. I came up with a plan of action,  and it would work, if Mrs Charlie didn't just give up. She just yells at me that we have no rights here, and we don't have the money she's asking for. Just give up, sell the nursery stuff and move on.

The birthmother is due in two weeks.

So, I am at a loss here. 

1544
The Flood / The man laying at your feet calls you a monster
« on: September 27, 2014, 08:09:07 PM »
Why are they calling you a monster?

1545
No user above me, so the next post is the only semi-safe one.

1546
The Flood / Break up with the user below you
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:30:52 PM »
I'm sorry, I wish I could say it's me, but it's you. Your feet stink and you eat too loudly. After that incident at Mary's house... We're over.

You get one first class ticket to dumpsville, population: You.

1547
The Flood / Post dat Hot Chocolate
« on: September 26, 2014, 06:08:37 PM »


Mmmmmm...cocoa

1548
The Flood / because I love you guys...
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:31:22 PM »
Enjoy, laugh your ass off

YouTube

1549
The Flood / Of these two, and only these two, which is worse?
« on: September 26, 2014, 10:33:29 AM »
So.... Of these two...noises... which is the worst. I am going with that type of Death Metal that comes from Northern Europe. To quote Ozzy Osborne, it sounds like a farting cow being fed to a woodchipper.

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The Flood / Why isn't shit spamming a bannable offense?
« on: September 25, 2014, 08:06:49 PM »
This place is starting to look like #Offtopic

1551
The Flood / This video sums up the Flood perfectly
« on: September 25, 2014, 06:26:45 PM »
YouTube


inb4/someretardpostsstupidanime

1552
The Flood / Who is more terrifying?
« on: September 25, 2014, 01:03:55 PM »

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The Flood / Send Brüno the Gay Barbarian
« on: September 25, 2014, 09:25:53 AM »
One day you notice that there is a new  button where the Report button was. It says Send Brüno the Gay Barbarian. One night someone spams shitpost after shitpost. You hit the button. A dialog box opens, it says What would you like me to do to him?

Instead of Send, it has dispatch  Barbarian.


What do you tell him to do?

1554
The Flood / Have you ever caught a parent fapping or schlicking
« on: September 24, 2014, 03:18:42 PM »
Every so often we get threads asking when the last time you have been caught. What about your folks? I am positive they rub them off too. Have you ever caught them?

1555
The Flood / The Feminist Fight: Coming to a forum near you.
« on: September 24, 2014, 12:52:28 PM »
http://www.theguardian.com/women-in-leadership/2014/sep/23/hackers-tried-silence-emma-watson-naked-photos-but-made-her-voice-louder?CMP=fb_gu

Well... A Celebrity Nude Picture trading ring is attempting to silence Emma Watson in the wake of her successful speech to the UN. Though, this time the plan is backfiring. After the Fappening, she is getting more support than ever. Also, there are calls for feminist forums, and more feminists to take to their keyboards and start standing up to bullies online.

So... It looks like the days of the boys only club of the internet nerd may be numbered... Girls are on their way, and they are pissed.

1556
The Flood / I'm sorry, but the whole waifu thing is fucking weird
« on: September 24, 2014, 09:42:11 AM »
Why would you choose to live in a dream world and masturbate to only one thing?

1557
How does this fight go?

1558
The Flood / How likely are you to die on this trip?
« on: September 23, 2014, 08:22:30 PM »
You have won a 5 day vacation to Amsterdam. You have $10,000 a day to spend as you like.

The only limitations are that you may not keep the money, nor anything you bought with the money, and you may not leave the city.

Weed, prostitution, kinky sex... All normal here...

1559
The Flood / OK, If you have been to San Diego...
« on: September 23, 2014, 06:06:28 PM »
You may have driven over where I805 crosses I8. Directly beneath this is a Dave and Busters. The interchange between the two freeways is a little scary. At a few points, its more than 80 feet up.

Anyways, this happened:
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Arrested-in-50-Ft-Freeway-Fall-Crash-276827111.html

Some asshole forced another guy off at a point he was 50 feet up.

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The Flood / What would you do with the power to teleport?
« on: September 23, 2014, 05:58:46 PM »
I grant you the power to teleport to any place you have been, or any place you can directly see with your naked eye. Seeing it on a monitor or through any sort of optical aid, like a telescope, will not work. Though, if you have glasses, sucks for you...

So, what will you do with this amazing power?

By the way, you can ONLY teleport 300 pounds. If you way more than that, you will have to lose weight to teleport. If you weigh less than that, you can carry the difference with you.

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