Since I've been a part of the Bungie community since the Halo 2 days, some of you guys have been around longer than some  of my family.

You were with me for the birth of my kids, and my lowest moments since.

It's only fair you get to choose my GF's reference when I speak about her.

So, since Mrs Charlie is now either "that slut" or ex-Mrs Charlie, how should I refer to my GF?

...the night you were conceived?

Yeah, your engineering degree might pay OK, but you will always be working for someone else. Plus, you're never gonna have anything to talk about with anyone who doesn't share your interests, which you need to be able to do when you network.

Try opening your mind. Expand your horizons and do something new, and unlike you.

Just my advice

So, explaine to me which you find worse? A skinny guy who smokes 2 packs a day, or a morbidly obese man who eats 7,000 plus calories a day.

I'm thinking a Starbuck's Pumpkin Spice Latte.

Without killing someone or physically harming them.

Mine:

Give someone Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears before a 10 hour flight.

"...and smell your feces as a guage of how healthy you are"

Someone at work said this to me.

I... I really don't know how to react to this.

If you could choose your favorite type of burger to be implemented as the ONLY option forever, which means no other burger could be made professionally by anyone, which would it be?

Mine: 1/2 pound patty, 2 slices of American cheese, 4 slices of bacon, covered in bbq sauce on a pretzel roll bun.

Essentially charging to use the forums?

Naw. Even Ling Ling is shaking his severed head.

I was going to go back to Bungie, but it looks like you gotta be a Destiny player to post. (When the hell did that happen???)

Last time I was here, I did act like a little bitch, but hey, I was going through some shit.

So, stay or go?

With the harassment starting again, your community is about to go to  shit. I'm going to leave now, as I won't put up with it. Peace.

...

So, your dear Uncle Charlie doesn't have any reason why he can't go out and get laid. So, he's trying. The only problem is that until I get into a place, it will be hard for me to go out to the bars and clubs and meet her. Also, what bars and clubs do the 35 to 43 year old women who would bang a divorcée hang at?

Enter the Internet and online dating services.

I'm being up front and honest, letting them know that I won't be ready to tie myself down (though I will allow them to tie me up...( ° ͜ʖ ͡ - )  ) in a relationship. Really I just want to bang someone's mom. Face it, at the age range I am looking at... It's someone's mom that I will tear up.

So, thoughts?

BTW, if your mom is single, in the San DIego, Orange County area, and between 35 and 43... I will try to bang her. Bang her until she calls my name...

In the coming months I will be moving into my new place. If anyone is over 21, and in the area, I might be persuaded to hold a party...

Enjoy yourself bitches