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1441
« on: October 06, 2015, 10:10:03 PM »
Her kid's been sick, and so I don't get my kids sick, I asked exMrs. Charlie to keep them a little longer. Well, I have been depressed since I haven't seen my kids in a week.
I have done everything I can to get her kid better. I even stayed home from work today to let him rest.
So we were talking, and I said I was bummed that my ex didn't let me FaceTime with the boys last night. She started on a rant, and I told her she wasn't helping and that I didn't want to talk about it.
Now she's giving me the cold shoulder. She's said maybe 5 words to me.
I draw my strength from my kids, and she knows this. She's never spent a day away from her's.
Am I wrong here? Is this the kind of fight I should stand my ground on? She's acting like I'm in the wrong here. I don't think I am, but I am overprotective of my kids.
Thoughts?
1442
« on: October 06, 2015, 08:51:12 PM »
Gay marriage? Ban it
Abortions? Ban that shit
Birth control? Oh, ban it
Flag burning? Ban that mother fucker
Protesting the police? Ban it nao!
Guns? Woah there buddy. Too far
1443
« on: October 06, 2015, 08:30:28 PM »
We were all chilling on the couch when she said she had to pee, and he said he was gonna make a bowl of cereal. Then she thought she was being clever by sneaking him in. They couldn't have been in there longer than a minute. But I am sure they fucked.
So... I've been sitting here wondering how to tell her I'm HIV+.
Guess I gotta talk to both of them now
1444
« on: October 06, 2015, 07:09:21 PM »
How many gummy bears can you put in your mouth?
1445
« on: October 06, 2015, 06:48:50 PM »
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
he decides to rob a liquor store.
I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play...
Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this
1447
« on: October 06, 2015, 06:11:16 PM »
Can you?
You guys talk a lot about not being gay while calling each other gay. I'm beginning to think that many of you secretly want to sneak off to a gay bar and get butt-pumped by an anonymous stranger.
1448
« on: October 06, 2015, 12:38:45 PM »
And why did he want me to smell it so badly?
1449
« on: October 06, 2015, 09:24:14 AM »
here's the link: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B00grl3K01gDenmark's "Do it for Mom" campaign. Apparently there won't be enough taxpayers to cover their benefits in a generation. So... They need guys willing to go in raw dog. And they are enlisting moms to get their kids laid.
1450
« on: October 06, 2015, 08:57:28 AM »
Probably.
1451
« on: October 05, 2015, 08:09:20 PM »
Don't ask why.
1452
« on: October 05, 2015, 05:36:08 PM »
A question for the ages
1453
« on: October 05, 2015, 04:39:04 PM »
1454
« on: October 05, 2015, 03:30:56 PM »
It's ok if it's a bromantic relationship, or even an abusive one.
1455
« on: October 04, 2015, 06:23:16 PM »
...and are "true" to their favorite anime female, think they can speak Japanese, and have pillows with their anime girlfriend on it and all that?
Oh yeah...
Loser. That's right
1456
« on: October 04, 2015, 05:27:31 PM »
Sign if your crazy uncle rapes your face every time I make a new thread.
1457
« on: October 04, 2015, 02:15:38 PM »
I always wondered this. She had to be HIV+ when Little Forrest was conceived, which means Forrest was exposed. He could have gotten lucky, but few do.
So did Forrest go on to be the lawyer in Philadelphia?
1458
« on: October 04, 2015, 02:05:11 PM »
Special effects do not equal plot or character development. If the character is only shown during a fight, it is not development. A plot isn't a simple narrative giving excuse after excuse for fight scenes. Horror movies shouldn't rely on simple jump scares and gore to be scary. Use identifiable characters, and move them from a normal, relatable scenario to the unbelievable. Instead of just jumping in. Use tension.
Story writers today suck.
1459
« on: October 04, 2015, 12:42:24 PM »
Remember when Bobcast went drinking with a user's mom? She showed him her titties.
Did anyone ever figure out who it was?
1460
« on: October 04, 2015, 12:08:24 PM »
If the objective is great sex, then looks aren't always the best indicator if she knows her way around a dick. There are a myriad of other things that one must look for when going for a godly orgasm. Look for flexibility, muscle tone, experience, and most of all, lowered inhibitions.
Discuss
1461
« on: October 03, 2015, 08:39:31 PM »
I post about sex, and you say fapping is your thing. I post about drinking and you abstain.
No fucking wonder some of you are so angry.
Guys, get laid. Drink a beer. Let the steam off.
1462
« on: October 03, 2015, 08:34:11 PM »
The boys are at the whore's house, so Foehammer and I are drinking.
Personally, I'm loving Stone's Thunderstruck IPA. I dare say it's better than Ballast Point's Sculpin.
Your submission?
1464
« on: October 02, 2015, 11:55:33 PM »
If you can line up 7 pencils on your desk, and your neighbor can balance a cat on his knee, and your desk smells like the color yellow, calculate the orbital velocity of Venus on October 30th in 2077.
1465
« on: October 02, 2015, 03:13:29 PM »
Pretty good so far. I'm happy that they're doing political stuff again.
Weiner WeinerWeiner WeinerWeiner
1466
« on: October 02, 2015, 12:48:12 PM »
Say you had a hot sister or mom. If you are both of lefal age and are consenting, and proper precautions taken against pregnancy...
Is this wrong?
1467
« on: October 02, 2015, 11:52:32 AM »
Who would you pick for your heist team?
Only pick people on this forum.
1469
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:22:30 AM »
1470
« on: October 02, 2015, 12:43:46 AM »
OK. I sell copiers now. I know. It's a fucking lame and gay job. But fuck it. It pays the bills. The drone software company I worked for went tits up when Obama's dumb ass declared peace in Afghanistan.
Anyways, I spent a full year finding my software engineers jobs un-fucking-paid. No easy task.
Anyways, on to today. I sell a $30,000 copier to a company last week to a company, and the fucktards at my warehouse ship a broken unit. I get it swapped for a working one, AND THE FUCKTARDS send THE EXACT SAME BROKEN ONE FROM LAST WEEK TO MY NEW CUSTOMER!
What. The. Fuck???
Anyways, should I drive up to the warehouse and go on a stabbing spree?
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