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The Flood / What would you do with a prehensile penis?
« on: October 11, 2015, 11:30:26 AM »
You wake up able to move your penis like an elephant moves its trunk.

How does this change your life?

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The Flood / English language skills test
« on: October 11, 2015, 11:01:06 AM »
Find the word for the definition:

1) Fictional tiger that was friends with Pooh

2) Opposite of smaller.

3) The part of a gun squeezed to discharge a bullet

4) Someone who rigs things can be called this.

5) Someone who digs holes

6) Someone who annoys you.

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The Flood / If you saw Kim Cardashian and Kanye dangling from a cliff
« on: October 10, 2015, 10:01:20 PM »
And you could only save one of them...

What kind of beer would you drink, and what flavoring would you have for your popcorn while you waited for them both to slip off?

1414
The Flood / Face, meet palm
« on: October 10, 2015, 04:45:27 PM »
http://www.tickld.com/x/jaw/15-of-the-most-stupid-questions-ever-asked-in-class-these-teachers-deserve?

I can see or two asking these questions and

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The Flood / Would you eat unicorn poop?
« on: October 10, 2015, 12:45:23 PM »
http://youtu.be/YbYWhdLO43Q

I'm torn. Is it the most disturbing commercial or best ever?

1416
The Flood / Would you do it for Shrek?
« on: October 10, 2015, 12:06:23 PM »
His warmth filled your room. This is about to be his swamp.

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The Flood / Serious advice needed
« on: October 10, 2015, 02:51:09 AM »
A friend of mine worked out a way to use electrical components as a miniaturized condenser. The application is you could grow certain... Plants in most climates and have controlled irrigation and nutrient feed without continued maintenance. It pulls from the air all the moisture it needs.

Anyways, he's sat on the idea for 4 years now. I'm thinking we need to move on it.

Yes, it's patentable, and yes you use it to grow pot.

What should I do?

1418
The Flood / NSFW Black women that even white boys find sexy
« on: October 10, 2015, 02:15:45 AM »
Spoiler

Anyone has to admit, she's sexy. Whatever your ethnicity, admit what's sexy is sexy. Think outside your box. Reach out and end racism by admitting sexy is sexy, regardless of race

1419
The Flood / There are more nipples on Earth than people
« on: October 09, 2015, 10:55:35 PM »
True fact

1420
The Flood / Greatest military movie ever made?
« on: October 09, 2015, 06:49:25 PM »
What do you think it is?

I'm choosing either Stalingrad or The Longest Day

1421
The Flood / "You can't prove Hitler existed"
« on: October 09, 2015, 05:02:59 PM »
I'm walking by the little coffee cart outside my office when I overhear:

"You can't prove Hitler or the Nazi's ever existed. All you have are movies that are all made by Jews. Well, yeah and textbooks. Everyone knows the Jews control colleges too"

After hearing this, my brain broke.

1422
The Flood / Your posts on here just got published on Facebook
« on: October 09, 2015, 03:48:57 PM »
How many friends did you lose, and how disappointed is your family?

For this thread, YES, you do have a Facebook account, and YES all of your friends and family are friends on it.

1423
The Flood / Thor vs Emma Frost
« on: October 09, 2015, 02:52:13 PM »
http://arousinggrammar.com/2013/09/29/superhero-fistfights-2/

Scanned comic in the linked article.

It was during A vs X. Hands down my favorite superhero match up

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Serious / El Chapo put a $100 Million contract on Trump
« on: October 09, 2015, 12:46:20 PM »
You read that correctly. Trump's rhetoric about Mexicans has pissed off a drug lord so much, he put a hit on Trump.

Research on the news site that fits your particular political leaning.

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The Flood / NSFW Booty Thread?
« on: October 09, 2015, 12:16:46 AM »
Booty Thread.

Spoiler
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2099104743/dumb_booty2.jpg

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The Flood / NSFW I would rather discuss Lady Gaga's ass...
« on: October 09, 2015, 12:00:40 AM »
...than let the Flood fall to furry fagdom.

Please stop.

1427
The Flood / Holy shit: American Horror Story Hotel
« on: October 08, 2015, 11:40:40 PM »
This show is goood.

Seriously, watch it.

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The Flood / What is the minimum hotness he or she must have for you to bang?
« on: October 08, 2015, 05:09:25 PM »
So... What's your minimum hotness for sex?

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The Flood / Picking your nose while taking a shit
« on: October 08, 2015, 04:38:52 PM »
A literal shit post.

So, when you drop the kids off at the pool, and pick your nose, what do you do with the booger?

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The Flood / NSFW Your thoughts on fapping?
« on: October 08, 2015, 02:03:39 PM »
So, fapping...

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The Flood / I would make sweet love to Anita Sarkeesian.
« on: October 08, 2015, 01:33:09 PM »
True story.

I understand this is a #Trigger, but she is kinda sexy. I can admit that, even if I disagree with how she broadcasted her political agenda. She's not a 10/10, but maybe a 6.5/10. She can feel empowered when I ask her to dress like Bayonetta.

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The Flood / Report to the ship immediately
« on: October 08, 2015, 12:31:15 PM »
We'll bang, ok?

1433
Serious / Replace Columbus Day with Indigenous People Day?
« on: October 08, 2015, 10:43:39 AM »
Personally, I'm for this. Europeans didn't discover the Americas. People were already here.

Discuss

1434
The Flood / Are hipsters still a thing?
« on: October 08, 2015, 10:05:32 AM »
I was thinking... I haven't really seen one in a while.

1435
The Flood / Ginger Master Race
« on: October 07, 2015, 09:06:16 PM »
Face it, you will likely fall to a ginger's hand.


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The Flood / Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
« on: October 07, 2015, 07:54:53 PM »
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

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The Flood / If we made contact with aliens
« on: October 07, 2015, 05:23:21 PM »
Say we made contact with the Twi'lek and Asari races. Suddenly you now have the option to bang aliens.

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The Flood / Some of you must have been recently vaccinated
« on: October 07, 2015, 10:24:23 AM »
Because I'm detecting increased levels of autism.

I read on the Internet that vaccines cause autism... It was online so it must be true.

But then I saw a video of a woman loving a surprise bowling pin being shoved up her ass, and my GF didn't really love that when I tried... So maybe it was wrong...

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The Flood / Facts about testicles
« on: October 07, 2015, 10:11:02 AM »
http://www.viralthread.com/10-oddball-facts-about-testicles-that-will-make-you-turn-your-head-and-cough/?utm_source=socialamp&utm_medium=cpm&utm_campaign=2015&utm_content=inf_10_386_2&ts_pid=2

Enjoy

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Serious / South Carolina Republicans voted no for aid relief after Sandy
« on: October 06, 2015, 10:22:15 PM »
Yet now show up hat in hand for money.

I say fuck them. Tell them that South Carolina can have the money after they resign.

I have no beef with South Carolinans. You guys need the aid. But your politicians need to go.

http://crooksandliars.com/2015/10/same-lindsey-graham-who-voted-against

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