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« on: November 11, 2015, 10:03:38 AM »
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« on: November 10, 2015, 11:22:58 PM »
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« on: November 10, 2015, 01:30:19 PM »
I'm currently sitting in a mandatory diversity training for my company.
Things to say:
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« on: November 09, 2015, 03:02:54 PM »
To win Chief must kill every single officer and upper ranked NCO.
WWII Russia gets its full strength.
Chief has UNSC ammo drops scattered about. Halo 2 load out.
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« on: November 09, 2015, 02:52:47 PM »
Cause they get to run around outside and jump and do all the stuff they can't do in real life?
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« on: November 08, 2015, 06:46:29 PM »
But Uncle Charlie, does this mean your dick stops working?
Of course not!
It means that as long as you and she are clear of STD/I's, condoms are no longer necessary! You get to bareback!
I feel sorry for the plebs who still have to wrap their willies.
Charles, let's be frank, you're less of a man.
If you think sex is just for procreation, who is less of a man here? While, yes, children are out of the question, all sex is for pleasure. If you feel that procreation is the only reason for sex, I feel sorry for you. You probably think that eating is just for nutrition too...
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« on: November 08, 2015, 03:15:09 PM »
Checking in!
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« on: November 07, 2015, 05:31:51 PM »
Do you just rim, or do you tongue the hole too?
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« on: November 06, 2015, 08:35:56 PM »
WWII Russian Super Bat Hulk Saiyan Pool 4,
Of course
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« on: November 05, 2015, 08:27:51 PM »
Superman or the Hulk?
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« on: November 04, 2015, 10:48:20 AM »
Every time a logical fallacy is used you take a sip, every time a philosophical theory is misused you take a shot, and if history is misrepresented you down your drink.
How long until you die of alcohol poisoning?
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« on: November 04, 2015, 08:23:18 AM »
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« on: November 03, 2015, 01:28:41 PM »
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-uber-rider-arrested-20151101-story.htmlHere's the tl;dr version: This guy gets a ride from an Uber driver. He's an asshole and attacks the driver. The driver uploaded the attack on YouTube, where the passenger is identified as a marketing manager for Taco Bell. He gets canned. Now, it was not to or from a company function. He wasn't yelling anything that would tie him to Taco Bell corporate. Should he have been canned?
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« on: November 03, 2015, 10:16:49 AM »
I'm listening to a couple of guys talking about the Giants. They keep saying "we need to get so and so out more" or "we need to draft them."
Bitch, you ain't on that team. There ain't no we. You will stand your happy ass up and clap and yell when they do what you think they should.
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« on: November 01, 2015, 02:18:44 PM »
Post who would be the worst type of person for a job.
I'll go first:
A tumblr feminist working at a deli by a construction site. All day long she hears "Go get me a sandwich, sweetheart"
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« on: October 31, 2015, 09:08:32 PM »
One of my neighbors was giving beer to the parents.
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« on: October 31, 2015, 07:41:40 PM »
In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming...
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh C'thulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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« on: October 31, 2015, 02:25:15 PM »
I'm trying to make a suit out of, um, pig leather. I'm using live pigs, keeping them on my property before I kill and skin them. I rub them down with moisturizer every day to make sure the leather will be nice and soft. Now, I have a question, does anyone know what a good sewing machine that can do leather costs?
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« on: October 31, 2015, 12:27:23 PM »
I saw a homeless person going through people on my street's recycling bins. She was carefully taking out all of the glass and cans. A guy came out and yelled to get out of his property.
Now the bins were on a public street and she wasn't making a mess.
Was he correct?
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« on: October 30, 2015, 08:07:20 PM »
I hate the melted butter product they have at the theater. It just makes it oily.
Discuss
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« on: October 30, 2015, 02:06:00 PM »
So far this season is awesome. Except for the gay sex. It's a little much. But whatever.
This week's was awesome. The serial killer dinner? Freaking brilliant
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« on: October 30, 2015, 01:56:03 PM »
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« on: October 30, 2015, 12:02:03 PM »
Be very well dressed.
That is all
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« on: October 29, 2015, 09:49:21 PM »
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« on: October 29, 2015, 07:21:33 PM »
That men are better at everything, including being a woman
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« on: October 29, 2015, 11:32:02 AM »
Which of the two is most prevalent in you?
If it's hate, you spend more time being angry, apathetic, unfulfilled, disenfranchised and alienated.
If it's love then you are more accepting, caring, empathetic, engaged and fulfilled.
Where do you find yourself?
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« on: October 28, 2015, 10:49:07 PM »
The first thing they obviously hate is seeing others have sex. Have sex in a slasher flick and you're guaranteed to die.
Next is they're loners. They always work alone.
Now, they also have a vicious streak. This is shown by how they kill their victims. It's always cutting, stabbing or blunt force trauma.
Now, obviously they have masculinity issues. They always attack the women and weak males first, and then the most vicious attacks go to the jocks. Furthermore the costumes are designed to scare and project fear in others. Another sign of a weak self image.
So, who fits this profile on this forum?
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« on: October 28, 2015, 11:47:04 AM »
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