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Serious / Worst President? According to this, it's Bush
« on: November 10, 2015, 11:22:58 PM »

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The Flood / Things to say during a corporate diversity training
« on: November 10, 2015, 01:30:19 PM »
I'm currently sitting in a mandatory diversity training for my company.

Things to say:

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The Flood / Masterchief vs WWII Russia
« on: November 09, 2015, 03:02:54 PM »
To win Chief must kill every single officer and upper ranked NCO. 

WWII Russia gets its full strength.

Chief has UNSC ammo drops scattered about. Halo 2 load out.

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The Flood / Do fat kids like playing Halo more?
« on: November 09, 2015, 02:52:47 PM »
Cause they get to run around outside and jump and do all the stuff they can't do in real life?

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The Flood / Need to clear this up: Sterility is a blessing
« on: November 08, 2015, 06:46:29 PM »
But Uncle Charlie, does this mean your dick stops working?

Of course not!

It means that as long as you and she are clear of STD/I's, condoms are no longer necessary!  You get to bareback!

I feel sorry for the plebs who still have to wrap their willies.

Charles, let's be frank, you're less of a man.

If you think sex is just for procreation, who is less of a man here? While, yes, children are out of the question, all sex is for pleasure. If you feel that procreation is the only reason for sex, I feel sorry for you. You probably think that eating is just for nutrition too...

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The Flood / NSFW Suicide Girls fans check in
« on: November 08, 2015, 03:15:09 PM »
Checking in!

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The Flood / NSFW When you lick a chick's ass
« on: November 07, 2015, 05:31:51 PM »
Do you just rim, or do you tongue the hole too?

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The Flood / The US Military vs Smaug, Godzilla and Alduin
« on: November 06, 2015, 08:35:56 PM »
WWII Russian Super Bat Hulk Saiyan Pool 4,

Of course

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The Flood / NSFW Who would you rather fuck you to death?
« on: November 05, 2015, 08:27:51 PM »
Superman or the Hulk?

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Serious / Texas Tech style shooting in San Diego
« on: November 04, 2015, 12:34:29 PM »
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Shooting-San-Diego-Laurel-Gunshots-340219382.html

Someone's holed up in a room with a high powered rifle. SWAT's on location at the moment. Residents are told to shelter in place.

Fucking nuts.

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The Flood / The militant online anti-theist vs theist drinking game
« on: November 04, 2015, 10:48:20 AM »
Every time a logical fallacy is used you take a sip, every time a philosophical theory is misused you take a shot, and if history is misrepresented you down your drink.

How long until you die of alcohol poisoning?

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The Flood / Just a friendly reminder
« on: November 04, 2015, 08:23:18 AM »

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The Flood / When a bromance turns to romance
« on: November 03, 2015, 09:10:27 PM »
http://www.queerty.com/college-guy-realizes-his-best-friend-might-be-his-boyfriend-in-the-most-adorable-way-possible-20151028

The tl;dr of it was his best friend became his boyfriend and he wanted to know how to ask him if he felt the same too.

Read it and post how  you feel. And to answer how I found the article, I follow Takei on Facebook.

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The Flood / Did he deserve to lose his job?
« on: November 03, 2015, 01:28:41 PM »
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-uber-rider-arrested-20151101-story.html

Here's the tl;dr version:

This guy gets a ride from an Uber driver. He's an asshole and attacks the driver. The driver uploaded the attack on YouTube, where the passenger is identified as a marketing manager for Taco Bell. He gets canned.

Now, it was not to or from a company function. He wasn't yelling anything that would tie him to Taco Bell corporate.

Should he have been canned?

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I'm listening to a couple of guys talking about the Giants. They keep saying "we need to get so and so out more" or "we need to draft them."

Bitch, you ain't on that team. There ain't no we. You will stand your happy ass up and clap and yell when they do what you think they should.

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The Flood / The worst person for the job
« on: November 01, 2015, 02:18:44 PM »
Post who would be the worst type of person for a job.

I'll go first:

A tumblr feminist working at a deli by a construction site. All day long she hears "Go get me a sandwich, sweetheart"

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The Flood / Fuck yeah
« on: October 31, 2015, 09:08:32 PM »
One of my neighbors was giving beer to the parents.

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The Flood / The Prophesy will be complete
« on: October 31, 2015, 07:41:40 PM »
In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming...

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh C'thulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn


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The Flood / Who knows about working with leather?
« on: October 31, 2015, 02:25:15 PM »
I'm trying to make a suit out of, um, pig leather. I'm using live pigs, keeping them on my property before I kill and skin them. I rub them down with moisturizer every day to make sure the leather will be nice and soft. Now, I have a question, does anyone know what a good sewing machine that can do leather costs?

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The Flood / Is your trash your property?
« on: October 31, 2015, 12:27:23 PM »
I saw a homeless person going through people on my street's recycling bins. She was carefully taking out all of the glass and cans. A guy came out and yelled to get out of his property.

Now the bins were on a public street and she wasn't making a mess.

Was he correct?

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The Flood / Do you put butter on your popcorn at the movies?
« on: October 30, 2015, 08:07:20 PM »
I hate the melted butter product they have at the theater. It just makes it oily.

Discuss

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The Flood / Do you watch American Horror Story?
« on: October 30, 2015, 02:06:00 PM »
So far this season is awesome. Except for the gay sex. It's a little much. But whatever.

This week's was awesome. The serial killer dinner? Freaking brilliant

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The Flood / YFW the annoying coworker quits
« on: October 30, 2015, 01:56:03 PM »

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The Flood / Children adopted into Gay marriages are more likely to
« on: October 30, 2015, 12:02:03 PM »
Be very well dressed.

That is all

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The Flood / Caitlyn Jenner winning woman of the year proves
« on: October 29, 2015, 07:21:33 PM »
That men are better at everything, including being a woman

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The Flood / Which are you filled most with? Hate or Love?
« on: October 29, 2015, 11:32:02 AM »
Which of the two is most prevalent in you?

If it's hate, you spend more time being angry, apathetic, unfulfilled, disenfranchised and alienated.


If it's love then you are more accepting, caring, empathetic, engaged and fulfilled.


Where do you find yourself?

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The Flood / Users most likely to be the killer in slasher flicks
« on: October 28, 2015, 10:49:07 PM »
The first thing they obviously hate is seeing others have sex. Have sex in a slasher flick and you're guaranteed to die.

Next is they're loners. They always work alone.

Now, they also have a vicious streak. This is shown by how they kill their victims. It's always cutting, stabbing or blunt force trauma.

Now, obviously they have masculinity issues. They always attack the women and weak males first, and then the most vicious attacks go to the jocks. Furthermore the costumes are designed to scare and project fear in others. Another sign of a weak self image.

So, who fits this profile on this forum?

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