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1171
« on: January 23, 2016, 01:06:34 AM »
Reason 5: he performed his rescues for free. Proof he has socialist tendencies
Reason 4: he is anti-military. He destroyed a government drone and refused to join America's military
Reason 3: he does not persue wealth. He has great powers and should be using those to further his means
Reason 2: he is not pro America. He fights for the whole human race.
Reason 1: he is an abortionist. The scout craft was filled with thousands upon thousands of Kryptonian fetuses. Not the genetic material, but actual fetuses. He aborted those with his heat vision when he, free of charge and for the world, blew up that scout ship.
With these five reasons, every real conservative should reject Superman.
Bonus round: he is an illegal immigrant
1172
« on: January 22, 2016, 10:58:39 PM »
How is Mad Max Fury Road up for any Academy Awards? Best Picture? Really?
1173
« on: January 22, 2016, 06:37:59 PM »
Maybe me sitting here bored out of my goard thinking I'm interacting on this site is actually me working out my issues while wacked out on thorazine strapped to a bed somewhere.
How would I know?
1174
« on: January 22, 2016, 06:15:11 PM »
They watch American Animation, have imaginary wives with our cartoon characters, try to use American slang etc...
Does this exist?
1175
« on: January 22, 2016, 05:15:24 PM »
1176
« on: January 22, 2016, 01:28:16 AM »
Late night HBO
THEY'RE SHOWING TUBBIES BANGING
It's like a train wreck. I'm mortified but I can't look away
1177
« on: January 21, 2016, 08:08:01 PM »
Trump... Clinton... Carson... Sanders... Santorum...
Losers
We need change. We need people willing to do what be done. People with culture and sophistication.
Loaf. Desty. 2016.
Vote early and vote often
1178
« on: January 21, 2016, 01:02:08 PM »
Al Baghdadi caught a cold at work and now I have it.
1179
« on: January 20, 2016, 09:25:27 PM »
I'm going with a 70's one called Silent Running
1180
« on: January 20, 2016, 11:58:37 AM »
Where did these things come from? Some list Korn or Linkin Park as the start of them. Others listing the rise of anime and weeb culture are the root of edginess. There are even those who say videogames and the rise of nerd culture.
But really it can be found to be in the Le Edgy Bible, JD Salinger's A Catcher in the Rye. Parents in the 50's correctly saw that this book would make their children into edgy, anti-establishment nihilists.
While they eventually failed in banning this book, the tried their best to keep the world as it was shown on Happy Days. Everyone knows that the 50's were a time of contentment and peace. Men were men, and women knew their place.
All of our modern problems can be attributed to le edgy losers.
1181
« on: January 19, 2016, 02:13:36 PM »
Lurking on this forum, thinking what, I wonder? That you might escape the coming "chump?" Not even your Lord Protractor will crawl butthurt from his thread to mar the reflection of The thread.
Your trolling is the will of mods.
And PSU? He is their instrument!
1182
« on: January 18, 2016, 07:28:50 PM »
1183
« on: January 18, 2016, 02:53:56 PM »
Because you must live in constant fear that someone will discover that you secretly crave cock.
1184
« on: January 18, 2016, 12:18:27 PM »
What would you do in the meantime to make sure you accomplished something that matters?
Say you have a completely incurable heart condition. You will enjoy exactly one year of full health, but will drop dead at the end of it.
You can't cure the condition, nor can you extend the time you have.
So, now what? Try to honestly think about this.
1185
« on: January 17, 2016, 02:10:07 PM »
Honestly, fuck users in general. Every time there's a troll thread or something, I just wish more jimmies would have rustled. I hear about the massive meatspin attack, I always just wish, damn, that would be cool if they could have trolled like 10,000 people. Or if the 2G1C shock site links would have gone off. Seriously, Loaf deserves respect. He's just having fun. Fuck people in general though I mean seriously, human beings fucking suck. Not everyone, but honestly a good mountain of butthurt isn't a bad thing.
1186
« on: January 17, 2016, 11:03:23 AM »
You can sit motionless and burn so many calories that you will be pounds lighter in mere HOURS.
Charlie, that's impossible is what you say.
It is possible and completely based on hard science.
The secret is based on your body's thermal balance. Using techniques perfected by Vietnamese monks more than 60 years ago you can increase your body's thermal balance and watch those pounds burn right off your body!
The workout is simple. You sit in a comfortable yoga position. Pour our patent pending formula over your body, light a candle and voilà! You're on your way to losing weight!
Don't just take my word for it, let's hear from our customers!
1187
« on: January 16, 2016, 04:13:41 PM »
He's clearly triggered.
1188
« on: January 16, 2016, 02:54:02 PM »
One of those strange thoughts... Bear with me
Ok, when gay marriage is discussed, the slippery slope argument gets brought up, and if two men are allowed to marry today, people will be marrying animals tomorrow.
The response is that animals are incapable of consent.
Well, if animals are incapable of consent, then the sex that's a part of mating is non-consensual. Rape.
If natures way is rape, then why is it illegal?
I'm not advocating the legalization of rape. Just following ridiculous trains of thought to their final destination.
Discuss.
1189
« on: January 16, 2016, 10:38:54 AM »
So he could bang 20 year olds
Not kidding
1190
« on: January 16, 2016, 10:35:47 AM »
Let's make a list of ways to make awkward situations go to the next level.
I'll go first:
During your next physical, and the doctor starts checking your testicles for cancer, run your fingers through his hair.
1192
« on: January 14, 2016, 09:26:49 PM »
It seems that if you are from the Middle East, you are either a Kurd, terrorist or refugee.
Sure, there are SOME exceptions, but by and large, no one but the Kurds are making a stand against ISIS.
1193
« on: January 14, 2016, 12:52:25 PM »
Say this is the movie poster: 
1194
« on: January 13, 2016, 05:15:06 PM »
http://matadornetwork.com/life/6-things-traveling-women-deal-traveling-men-dont/Basically she's complaining that the world isn't "Western" and that men have it better. So... Don't travel. If it bugs you that you have to go to backward places, then don't go to backward places. Seems pretty fucking simple. Shit like this gives feminism a bad name. This is just griping that things aren't western and men have it easier.
1195
« on: January 12, 2016, 08:27:41 PM »
And San Diego has an option to share that stadium. Question is, will they? The Rams would take from their market there.
1196
« on: January 12, 2016, 08:14:57 PM »
Run to another forum, and you'll post... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our Mods that they may ban our accounts but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!
1197
« on: January 10, 2016, 08:01:44 PM »
I've read a few articles lately that state Snopes is nothing more than a leftist attack on the right. The creators claim they are apolitical and stress that all sources are cited.
Your thoughts?
1198
« on: January 09, 2016, 02:19:39 PM »
I was working out at the local Y, when I overheard two men talking. One was older, say about 60, the younger guy about 23 or so.
The older guy was explaining that's why there is so much crime, low education and pay, high birth rates, etc...
It was all because they sit between the white man and monkeys.
They walked away after that, so I didn't hear the rest.
1199
« on: January 08, 2016, 08:51:18 PM »
Mine: Dr Doom
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