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The Flood / NSFW YFW your girlfriend wants to
« on: January 30, 2016, 04:52:59 PM »
Have you get a pedicure while sitting next to her.

1142
The Flood / Such a racist ad
« on: January 30, 2016, 10:58:22 AM »
Spoiler

I can't believe in 2016 this kind of overt racism exists

1143
The Flood / Things you do just to be an asshole
« on: January 30, 2016, 10:34:21 AM »
YouTube


I fart in crowded elevators

1144
The Flood / NSFW Do you like Dragon Ball?
« on: January 30, 2016, 09:31:25 AM »
Rule 34 states that if it exists, there is porn of it. Therefore, here is Dragon Ball Porn


1145
The Flood / Who would you rather fight? Wolverine or Deathstroke?
« on: January 29, 2016, 11:29:51 PM »
You have to fight one

1146
The Flood / Is there a better use of the Internet than porn?
« on: January 29, 2016, 08:44:51 PM »
I have yet to hear of something better than porn coming from the Internet

1147
The Flood / Proof of a conspiracy to make America commie
« on: January 29, 2016, 10:08:26 AM »
WHAT I AM ABOUT TO SHOW YOU IS POTENTIALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT BIT OF EVIDENCE PROVING "PRESIDENT" OBAMA IS A DEDICATED COMMUNIST. I CAN ONLY HOPE DONALD TRUMP SAVES US ALL.

Spoiler

Spoiler
What did you see? He puts his left shoe on first. Left First


LEFT FIRST

Left = Communism

And he puts it FIRST

A habit like this only means that he has a plan to destroy America in order to replace it with Muslim Controlled Homosexual Communism!

1148
The Flood / Why isn't Blade in the MCU?
« on: January 28, 2016, 09:55:12 PM »
He should be.

1149
The Flood / Was Adolf Hitler a faggot?
« on: January 28, 2016, 08:44:17 PM »



That settles it

The Fuhrer smoked pole.

Per Flood rules, a statistical set of one is representative of the whole. So, the LGBT community is responsible for Class A War Crimes.

1150
The Flood / Saying Black vs African American
« on: January 28, 2016, 11:27:59 AM »
My view is that if you add six syllables to avoid sounding racist, then you're likely racist. 

Plus, we don't call white people European Americans. It's Caucasian, though only a small percentage come from the Caucuses. 

Furthermore, I feel that hyphens divide people the way they divide words.

1151
The Flood / Leggo mah eggo nigga
« on: January 27, 2016, 10:13:27 PM »

1152
The Flood / Is anyone here a Cub?
« on: January 27, 2016, 10:02:16 PM »
Meaning you goafter Cougars

1153
The Flood / An epic fight for the ages
« on: January 27, 2016, 09:53:16 PM »
YouTube


I've seen humans that are worse fighters

1154
The Flood / What celebrity would you sucker punch in the dick?
« on: January 27, 2016, 08:27:44 PM »
You will be given the opportunity to punch a single celebrity in the dick as hard as you can punch. There will be no repercussions.

1155
Serious / If the USA goes into a Bear Market...
« on: January 27, 2016, 03:20:58 PM »
... How bad do you think it would get?

The Fed announced that the economic recovery ended in Q3 2015. On this announcement tge DOW dropped over 230 points. Stocks, so far, have been the only measurable improvement in the US economy.

So, if it goes Bear, will we repeat 2007? Will it get worse?

1156
The Flood / Oh what a day!
« on: January 26, 2016, 09:56:06 PM »
What a lovely day!


1157
The Flood / What evil act did you commit today?
« on: January 26, 2016, 08:03:36 PM »
At Target earlier:

Excuse me, you look like you play video games

Umm... Yeah

I'm looking for a game for my son. None of these games say if they're based on good Christian values. He's 8 and he always plays.

Dark Souls 2 is popular right now. It's about a Christian knight fighting demons and saving souls. It should be fine for an 8 year old.

Thank you!

*walks away laughing evil laugh*

1158
The Flood / Is this a good or a bad side effect
« on: January 26, 2016, 12:06:26 PM »
A few months ago I was fitted for a CPAP. basically it's a Darth Vader mask that forces air through your sinuses while you sleep so you keep breathing.

Anyways, not all that air goes in your lungs. In fact, a lot of it goes in your esophagus. The side effect is about an hour of impressive farts when you get up. All dry, some lasting over a minute.

Disgusting for others, sure. But you get to feel that release, which is awesome.

1159
The Flood / I actually HEARD the Flood today
« on: January 26, 2016, 11:44:35 AM »
I'm standing in line at the local doughnut shop and I hear two young men behind me talking.  The younger of two keeps going on and on about how he thinks he's fucked up in the head.

He then says who else do you know who jerks off to that Rugrats cartoon?

It was like this forum came alive

1160
The Flood / Holy motherfucking shit
« on: January 26, 2016, 02:38:30 AM »
I just found one of my coworkers on Suicide Girls. I'm 100 percent positive. Her profile is in Hopefuls, name PyRanha.

I knew she did MMA, and she was hot... But now... LOL

1161
The Flood / What do you live for?
« on: January 26, 2016, 02:25:49 AM »
Eli's thread is one of my favorite. Why? I'm up way too late and thinking.

I'm thinking about what drives me. I know why I pushed through the flu this week and kept me up late and up too early.

I live for my boys. Yes, they're adopted. But that doesn't matter to me. I strive every minute to be the best man I can be for them.

1162
The Flood / Captain! Main power failing!
« on: January 26, 2016, 12:22:07 AM »
Auxiliary power offline! We're drifting into Earth's gravity well!

What are your orders?!?

1163
The Flood / I have a question for creationists
« on: January 25, 2016, 05:54:42 PM »
If we all came from Europe, why are there still Europeans?

1164
The Flood / His name is Robert Paulson
« on: January 24, 2016, 06:16:09 PM »
That is his name

1165
The Flood / Does Hollywood have a racial bias?
« on: January 24, 2016, 01:10:52 PM »
So, a few actors are boycotting the Oscars this year, because there are too few blacks being nominated for an award.

Now, is this a problem with the Academy for not picking blacks? Or might it be that the studios don't make many black films or cast many black actors?

Finally, should there be something like Affirmative Action when considering films or actors for awards?

1166
The Flood / Jaeger Sausage is better than Slim Jims
« on: January 24, 2016, 01:01:27 PM »
Prove me wrong

1167
The Flood / Did any user's birth make you cry?
« on: January 24, 2016, 09:55:56 AM »
T4R

1168
The Flood / A question to those who believe in alien abductions
« on: January 24, 2016, 12:37:25 AM »
Ok, I get why hillbillies are the ones who would be abducted. They live in remote areas and are isolated. Even the medical stuff.  We do weird shit to the animals we're familiar with, let alone new species.

But why can't they disguise their ships? We could make ours look like anything.  Why don't they? That's the part I never could get. Capable of traversing interstellar distances, yet stealth is lost on them.

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The Flood / You sir, are an asshole
« on: January 23, 2016, 06:57:26 PM »

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The Flood / Could you torture someone?
« on: January 23, 2016, 01:13:37 PM »
Let's use the Fox News special of justification for Guantanimo.

Through a series of events too complicated for this thread, you find yourself in a tent standing over a suspected terrorist. His friends planted a bomb somewhere and it's up to you to get him to talk.

Now, could you actually do the torture? I mean it is you putting the red hot metal up his ass, you're the one cutting his toes off etc...

So?

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