KICK ME IN THE JIMMY

But some of the things I did with your mom last night were definitely illegal in 12 states.

He really is the best hockey player, even when he was playing for the New York Dolphins. No one can get a home run into the goal net like him.

T4R

Ever since being cucked by ex-Mrs Charlie, I can't trust anyone.

I can look at Al Baghdadi's phone any time, I can talk to whoever I want. But I really can't trust.

Does this go away?

No matter how you feel about his policies, you have to respect that he's come this far with no Super PAC financing. Corporations all hate him. To get this much support from everyday people? That in and of itself is a feat.

I know his voice.

Why would a Sangheili do commercials for a human military?

Please allow me to plagerize an existing article to help you understand them:

The votes cast in the Iowa caucuses on Monday night mark the official beginning of the 2016 election season, but the specifics of the state’s selection process can be confusing to voters who don’t live there. Here, The Onion answers the most common questions about how the Iowa caucuses work:

Q: What is a caucus?
A: A caucus is a system of voting for people who wish casting a ballot could be three hours longer and include being lectured to.

Q: How do caucuses work?
A: Local representatives from each presidential campaign make impassioned speeches about which corner of the Grace Lutheran basement voters should stand closest to.

Q: What’s the difference between a caucus and a primary?
A: In a primary, the presidential nominees are chosen by the 6 percent of eligible voters who bother to participate, while in a caucus, the nominees are chosen by the 2 percent of eligible voters who bother to participate.

Q: Why do the Iowa caucuses matter?
A: They provide the first real gauge of whether candidates have been worthwhile investments for corporate and individual megadonors.

Q: Who can attend the Iowa caucuses?
A: Registered party members Level 7 or higher.

Q: How many precincts are there?
A: There are 1,681 official precincts, though there are rumored to be thousands more off the books.

Q: How are winners determined?
A: At the end of the night, votes from all precincts are placed in a jar together, and whichever candidate comes closest to guessing the total number of votes is awarded the state’s delegates.

Q: How can I find my closest caucus location?
A: Place a child of hearty disposition upon the palisade where the woodcock nests. By dawnbreak, you shall have your answer.

Q: When do they start?
A: At the sound of my whistle.

Q: When will we know the winner?
A: Once all the voters have gone to bed, results will be tabulated and left under each constituent’s pillow for them to find in the morning.

Q: Will I have the opportunity to say “Aye” or “Nay”?
A: Oh, boy, get ready!

Q: How do I engage with other people at the caucus?
A: Just go right up and talk to them. No need to be shy; just say who you are and be yourself. You’ll do great!

I could get lost in her eyes.

Al Baghdadi caught me looking at Suicide Girls. 

Specifically the Hopeful Lenka87.

Now I'm sleeping on the couch

I ran out while doing heroin and sleeping on this park bench. Thank goodness I can sleep in the True Korean tent provided by Kim Jong Un.

Yup. You read that correctly.

There is an upcoming movie based on Michael Jackson. And he'll be portrayed by Joseph Fiennes.

Maybe Hollywood is racist. 

Or should you win by any and all means?

Which ones?

This is Mike November India Charlie Six Actual

The influx of new members has covered Desticles infiltrating our forum.

These Desticles plan an assault larger than the Reach attack on the Flood of 2011.

Prepare forum weapons and stand to.

Men. The fight before us will test us. Not all of us will make it through. You are the best. You will prevail. Stand tall men. If you will fall, take the bastards with you.