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The Flood / Re: post edgey break up songs
« on: July 30, 2014, 11:35:41 PM »
*POINTS AT ALL COUNTRY MUSIC*

they lack edge.

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The Flood / Re: post edgey break up songs
« on: July 30, 2014, 11:31:51 PM »

the first verse describes everything that happened so  perfectly.

you get an interwebz cookie (::)
Alkaline Trio tends to have that effect on people. No wonder why they're so fucking awesome.

long story short some slut asked me out, teased me for a month(saying how much she wants to fuck). we get the greatest opportunity at band camp to do it. she chickens out. next week(or today) she texts me saying she screwed one of my friends. and btw she wanted to date me just for sex.


slut.
wow...

I wouldn't even worry about that, dude. Don't beat yourself up over some whore. You'll definitely find better, and she deserves anything that comes to her.

lol ik. i'm the one who dumped her. i was just promised vagina. and like always... i never get to smash.

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The Flood / Re: post edgey break up songs
« on: July 30, 2014, 11:27:39 PM »

the first verse describes everything that happened so  perfectly.

you get an interwebz cookie (::)
Alkaline Trio tends to have that effect on people. No wonder why they're so fucking awesome.

long story short some slut asked me out, teased me for a month(saying how much she wants to fuck). we get the greatest opportunity at band camp to do it. she chickens out. next week(or today) she texts me saying she screwed one of my friends. and btw she wanted to date me just for sex.


slut.

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The Flood / Re: post edgey break up songs
« on: July 30, 2014, 11:24:02 PM »

the first verse describes everything that happened so  perfectly.

you get an interwebz cookie {::}

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The Flood / Re: post edgey break up songs
« on: July 30, 2014, 11:17:46 PM »
YouTube


maxy i luv u.

no homo. love that freaking song.

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The Flood / Re: post edgey break up songs
« on: July 30, 2014, 11:14:10 PM »
YouTube



axel rose's voice....

*super cringe*

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The Flood / Re: post the ban that pissed u off the most on b.net
« on: July 30, 2014, 11:13:13 PM »
I got banned for replying in a thread asking "Who do you think impersonated Dustin?"

I simply replied "I think it's Door, mostly for the lolz"

Month long ban.

i know b.net isn't as bad as other places, but we have some total douche bag for mods.
Daz, Foman, and many of the ones that only lurk and never post are the worst.

Daz posts a lot, but i think he's one of the butt hurt mods.

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The Flood / post edgey break up songs
« on: July 30, 2014, 11:11:31 PM »
my ex is getting on my nerves. give me something to listen to.

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The Flood / Re: post the ban that pissed u off the most on b.net
« on: July 30, 2014, 10:32:54 PM »
I got banned for replying in a thread asking "Who do you think impersonated Dustin?"

I simply replied "I think it's Door, mostly for the lolz"

Month long ban.

i know b.net isn't as bad as other places, but we have some total douche bag for mods.

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The Flood / Re: post the ban that pissed u off the most on b.net
« on: July 30, 2014, 09:51:52 PM »
My one any only ban that wasn't for posting political/religious stuff during b.old

I made an "open letter to Rose" thread a few weeks ago, since I couldn't message him on an account because of his MO. Got hit with a two-week ban for "harassment."

lol.

ah yea, wasn't he the one that kept getting your stuff globally muted?

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The Flood / Re: Its happening now...
« on: July 30, 2014, 09:50:27 PM »
it's the day we hoped that would never come...

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The Flood / post the ban that pissed u off the most on b.net
« on: July 30, 2014, 09:48:43 PM »
back like in 2010. i made a thread asking what /b/ and fapping meant( i was very new to the internet), and i got a week long ban by dmbfan. he said i was "spamming". i was just asking what those terms meant. what a fag.

any way let's here it flood.

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The Flood / Re: Flood Age Census
« on: July 30, 2014, 09:42:30 PM »
17.

:(

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The Flood / Re: I have a Question
« on: July 30, 2014, 09:41:14 PM »
it's good when i'm in a cereal mood.

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The Flood / Re: Hello Everyone Its Me Bodie
« on: July 30, 2014, 09:38:42 PM »
don't know you, but sup.

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The Flood / Re: We're Back in buisness!
« on: July 30, 2014, 02:41:42 PM »
Even with the problems this place runs better than bnet.
And you are not forced to burn your retinas.

 it's not that bad.  some one came out with a dark theme.

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The Flood / Re: 5 Marriage Bans go down at once
« on: July 30, 2014, 01:21:43 PM »
Nice

My home state will never do it. We're the reddest state in the union.

Mississippi?

lol it would be another century  before we legalize gay marriage here. we're the last to pass....anything really.

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The Flood / Re: Do you know what I really hate?
« on: July 30, 2014, 12:50:33 PM »


What small things do you hate?

my wang.

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The Flood / Re: Religion/Politics Forum
« on: July 30, 2014, 12:20:59 PM »
Very much needed.

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The Flood / Re: wet carpet..need help.
« on: July 29, 2014, 03:12:45 PM »
Do you live somewhere hot?? just hang it outside

my whole floor is carpet

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The Flood / Re: wet carpet..need help.
« on: July 29, 2014, 02:19:40 PM »
>Lay towel on floor
>Apply pressure
>? ??
>Profit

i did that already. it doesn't really do much
Blow drier?

i'm going to feel like a tard, but i'll try it.

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The Flood / Re: wet carpet..need help.
« on: July 29, 2014, 02:17:41 PM »
>Lay towel on floor
>Apply pressure
>? ??
>Profit

i did that already. it doesn't really do much

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The Flood / wet carpet..need help.
« on: July 29, 2014, 02:11:58 PM »
ok, so last nite i felt my carpet was wet in small spot.(thought nothing of it really i was tired and was about to go to bed). this morning i noticed it was still wet. what can i do? I don't want to have to remove my carpet(that would take FOREVER to get done).

what can i do floodians?

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The Flood / Re: Your edgiest/contraversial opinions?
« on: July 29, 2014, 12:42:45 PM »
BF3 had an "ok" storyline.

*zips up flame suit*
What's controversial here? That you don't think it's good or you don't think it's terrible?

i thought it was good, when just about the whole world thought it sucked.

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The Flood / Re: What do you guys want from the mods?
« on: July 29, 2014, 12:34:13 PM »
just act like normal users and ban  people when it's really necessary... that's all really. Slash, i think you'll do a good job.

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The Flood / Re: Do you ever recieve "wrong number" phone calls?
« on: July 29, 2014, 12:28:05 PM »
all the time. what's worse than that is when a random number sends me pics of their black children......


super awkward.
SERIOUSLY?

lol serious.

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The Flood / Re: Is there a rank below "bad newbie"?
« on: July 29, 2014, 12:25:09 PM »
it should be called faggot.


that would surely rustle some jimmies.

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The Flood / Re: Do you ever recieve "wrong number" phone calls?
« on: July 29, 2014, 12:22:44 PM »
all the time. what's worse than that is when a random number sends me pics of their black children......


super awkward.

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The Flood / Re: Floodian Entertainment Thread! (FET)
« on: July 28, 2014, 09:25:04 PM »
OP...


what did i just watch? O_o

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The Flood / Re: Post your User Number
« on: July 28, 2014, 09:20:57 PM »
10.


i'm top 10. goml fgts.

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