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The Flood / Re: Might be crushing on a coworker, idk
« on: November 27, 2017, 09:44:38 PM »
I say dont really try anything, but if she wants your dong, give it to her.

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The Flood / Yngwie Malmsteen is a gOD
« on: November 26, 2017, 09:59:47 PM »
why cant i play that good?

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haha I try to stay away from sodas as much as i can bc muh kidneys, but i usually just drink one cup/can a day.  besides yesterday, I went full blown retard and drank like 4.


either way, I heard his name before, but i never actually knew anything about him. From just this thread he seems like one of those white trash dudes who posts stuff like "only God can judge me" all over his fb/twitter feed. Then proceeds to smoke crack.

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The Flood / Re: The Nofap Forum Is A Goldmine
« on: November 18, 2017, 11:38:53 PM »
How can people fap like 5-6 times a day? That's crazy.

fr. seems like after the 3rd im just shooting near blanks

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The Flood / Re: apparently its cool to like the SW prequels now
« on: November 11, 2017, 07:03:55 AM »
I can get some enjoyment out of TPM and RotS (although I still think they're overall terrible) but AotC is hands down one of the worst films I've ever seen with no redeeming aspects aside from the soundtrack and some nice cinematography (EDIT: and dexter jettster and the 50s space diner).
This. Phantom Menace gets pulled apart over that RLM review from back in the day, but its flaws are over-exaggerated to ridiculousness. It's not a bad movie, just pretty mediocre. RotS is the best of the three, with its only real problem being the god awful pacing.

AotC is legitimately awful though. Only "good" parts are the city chase and the big battle on Geonosis, and they are both flawed on their own.
This pretty much how I feel except I feel atoc is more mediocre than awful. Bad romance , dialogue and some boring talking scenes . it would be a lot better if they cut out some scenes


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The Flood / apparently its cool to like the SW prequels now
« on: November 08, 2017, 02:32:28 AM »
 Ive noticed lately that out of nowhere it seems that the prequels have been getting a lot of love by the internet. Maybe it has to do with BF2  coming out or maybe its that time to be nostalgic for stuff from the early 00s. hell maybe the internet finally realized the movies arent actually that bad. While i fully understand the flaws of the films and some of their short comings i still find them really enjoyable, and i always felt that fans were overly critical of their flaws.


but yeah. thats cool i guess.

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The Flood / Re: Well I turned 21 today
« on: November 06, 2017, 03:38:43 PM »
Happy birthday.

Any cake or birthday food?

yea. my gf made a cake for me and cooked shrimp alfredo wensday. then yesterday my mom took me to eat at the hardrock buffet.
C'mon, show don't tell. Post pics if you got 'em.

haha too lazy.

21st post btw

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The Flood / Re: Well I turned 21 today
« on: November 05, 2017, 02:12:33 PM »
Happy birthday.

Any cake or birthday food?

yea. my gf made a cake for me and cooked shrimp alfredo wensday. then yesterday my mom took me to eat at the hardrock buffet.

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The Flood / Re: Well I turned 21 today
« on: November 05, 2017, 02:11:15 PM »
did you get wasted?

nah. not my thing.

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The Flood / Re: When did you decide to be a racist bigot, casper?
« on: November 05, 2017, 02:09:24 PM »
Casper sounds like a really cool dude.
I've been told I'm interesting to talk to cuz I'm not fake like a lot of people, but I feel like most of the time I just ramble or think out loud

thats cool. do you eat people?

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The Flood / Re: Who else is gunna do No Fap November with me?
« on: November 03, 2017, 08:00:30 PM »
Crap. I already lost on nov1

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The Flood / Re: When did you decide to be a racist bigot, casper?
« on: November 03, 2017, 07:55:45 PM »
Casper sounds like a really cool dude.

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The Flood / Re: Well I turned 21 today
« on: November 03, 2017, 07:40:59 PM »
Happy birthday my friend
thank you

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The Flood / Re: Well I turned 21 today
« on: November 03, 2017, 07:39:56 PM »
Happy birthday

Why are you eating at a casino but not gambling? Really good restaurant or something?
its supposed to have some bomb ass food m8

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The Flood / Well I turned 21 today
« on: November 03, 2017, 07:32:18 PM »
Lol I don't feel like I've aged since 19. Plan on going ice skating tomorrow(its a rarity that anywhere around here has that sorta thing) then I'm gonna eat at a casino... Lol but not gamble. Gambling is gay af

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Serious / Re: Manafort and Gates charged with conspiracy against the US
« on: October 31, 2017, 10:25:15 AM »
Trump is making America great again and you all want him gone. What's wrong with you?
I don't like Zionists.

I love Jews

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The Flood / Re: I’m here without you baby
« on: October 31, 2017, 10:22:38 AM »
NEVER NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
I'M NEVER EVER GONNA STOP
NOT THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT YOU
GIRL,  I JUST CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU

You're "never gonna quit" eh?

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Crunk > trap

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The Flood / Re: i turned 22 today
« on: October 31, 2017, 10:16:52 AM »
Lol I thought you were in your mid 20s for some reason.  Anyway happy bday.

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The Flood / Re: Is roasted pumpkin seeds the best holiday-related food?
« on: October 31, 2017, 10:14:13 AM »
A warm piece of pumpkin bread with a nice tall cold glass of milk is the best.

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The Flood / Re: are swingers actually real?
« on: October 31, 2017, 10:12:36 AM »
I mean nothing wrong with flipping your wife with one of the boys. I guess im just thinking of wife swapping. those are called swingers right?
I think its just partner trading in general. So you can still swing your gf for someone else's squeeze.

Ah. Thanks for clarifying. Everything in my life is clear now.

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The Flood / Re: I want to eat a dolphin and fornicate with an elf
« on: October 31, 2017, 10:11:10 AM »
I think there are japanese games where you can do that and more

Nani?

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The Flood / Re: I want to eat a dolphin and fornicate with an elf
« on: October 31, 2017, 10:10:43 AM »
What kinda elves we talking about mang
big booty bustn elves

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The Flood / I want to eat a dolphin and fornicate with an elf
« on: October 29, 2017, 01:40:35 AM »
why cant i do these things?

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The Flood / Re: are swingers actually real?
« on: October 29, 2017, 01:35:24 AM »
I mean nothing wrong with flipping your wife with one of the boys. I guess im just thinking of wife swapping. those are called swingers right?

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The Flood / Re: are swingers actually real?
« on: October 24, 2017, 01:07:42 AM »
yes

PSU is one.

he lets his homie come in and and plow his wife?

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The Flood / are swingers actually real?
« on: October 24, 2017, 12:44:10 AM »
I just couldnt see someone being like "yo bro wassup, wanna fuck my wife and maybe next week i could smash yours?"

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I only know run the jewels because of torso.

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The Flood / Re: How do you feel about stealing other people's work?
« on: October 23, 2017, 11:53:18 AM »
I'd never steal someone's work. That's just wrong on so many levels. I'd like to think my fans know that when they see "Colonel Saladin" has uploaded a new video, it's always 100% original work on my part.

This isn't funny.

You do know I could legally take you to court over this right?

yeah im sure he'd be devastated to give you back all 15 views and all that ad revenue

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The Flood / Re: I'm at a restaurant and my waitress looks like Lady Gaga
« on: October 23, 2017, 12:22:57 AM »
you should use cheesy pickup lines
Tinder has taught me that girls like dad jokes

dude you should approach her with a hard on while you pant hard as fuck.

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