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The Flood / Re: let me tell you about my date night(update)
« on: November 19, 2014, 09:17:03 PM »
How old are you, is she a couple grades lower than you?

Seriously you did good, but i have no idea about the girl. I may tell you to tell her to fuck off, cause i have a good knack at telling who is full of shit and who is not after talking to them. Also who may fuck up a relationship.

Another reason may be if i was you're buddy i would be very judgemental on the girl, cause i would want the best for my friend.

shes the same grade as me. also i just met her saturday at one of my cousin's parties. im also hanging out with her again today at her church.
Ehhh, go for it. Even if it does not workout you will not regret not making a move.

it went great tonight.... there were tons of spooning tonight.

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The Flood / Re: Firefox vs. Chrome
« on: November 19, 2014, 04:48:25 PM »
firefox got me busted with pr0nz years ago. My PC crashed, and my folks tried fixing it. when they cut it back on.....


my session came back  :(

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The Flood / Re: let me tell you about my date night(update)
« on: November 19, 2014, 04:08:51 PM »
You must be young. I'm surprised you got turned on from that.

 I just turned 18,

i get the hugest boners from the smallest things.lol

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The Flood / Re: let me tell you about my date night(update)
« on: November 19, 2014, 04:07:46 PM »
How old are you, is she a couple grades lower than you?

Seriously you did good, but i have no idea about the girl. I may tell you to tell her to fuck off, cause i have a good knack at telling who is full of shit and who is not after talking to them. Also who may fuck up a relationship.

Another reason may be if i was you're buddy i would be very judgemental on the girl, cause i would want the best for my friend.

shes the same grade as me. also i just met her saturday at one of my cousin's parties. im also hanging out with her again today at her church.

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The Flood / Re: 2 days without sun in South Florida
« on: November 19, 2014, 04:03:54 PM »
The sun sucks. I enjoy overcast days.
qft

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The Flood / Re: New DBZ Movie Inbound
« on: November 18, 2014, 10:08:55 PM »
Vegeta better get a cool power up.

God mode, or at least ssj3.

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The Flood / Re: let me tell you about my date night(update)
« on: November 18, 2014, 10:03:28 PM »
Holy crap she sounds into you.
Almost clingy.

yea she is. she blows up my phone.

This can be good AND bad.
Stay cautious sir.

i'm well aware, but thanks for the warning.

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The Flood / Re: let me tell you about my date night(update)
« on: November 18, 2014, 10:01:26 PM »
Holy crap she sounds into you.
Almost clingy.

yea she is. she blows up my phone.

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The Flood / Re: let me tell you about my date night(update)
« on: November 18, 2014, 09:57:54 PM »
Honestly, not bad at all

yea it was a goodnight, other than a little status ambiguity, everything went great.

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The Flood / Re: let me tell you about my date night(update)
« on: November 18, 2014, 09:45:03 PM »

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The Flood / let me tell you about my date night(update)
« on: November 18, 2014, 09:39:09 PM »
ok so her dad drops her off, and she comes in. we talk for a min. and i proceed to take her to my room. so i show her my room. then we get on my laptop and i show her LOIC(lol). next we eat hamburger helper, watch tv and play with my sister's dog.(with a lot of chit chat). I bring her back in my room again and we listened to emo music. after that, i took her home. on the way there she holds my hand while we're driving and she tells me about how much fun she had.

ok so this is where we get interesting. When we step out of the car at her place, i told her i had a great night with her. then i was like," so does this mean we're dating?"(damn ik that was super cringe worthy) she smiled and said maybe. i looked at her and then she said,"maybe not(sarcastically) and then she grabs my hand and starts smiling.

so i go inside and talk to her parents. i got along good with them. on the way back to my car she was like," so wyd tomorrow?" i was like i gotta go practice a chirstmas play at my church......


then we both stopped at my car. she grabs both of my hands and starts swirling with them, hand in hand. she then was like," you got your part down pat you really need to come with me" i was like "ok". then she said something else really sweet but i cant remember. i was too distracted by the playful,caressful hand holding and my slow arising but MASSIVE erection. i proceed to say,"sure i'll go, see you later". i step in my car and drove home.

edit: when i got home she text me and said,"miss you lol"

your input m8s?

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The Flood / Re: So, i have a dinner date at my place tonight...
« on: November 18, 2014, 05:07:04 PM »


Spoiler
just don't overdo anything, give her compliments, flirt but god dammit don't go over the top, this is only the first date

yea that's actually the plan.

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The Flood / Re: >tfw dustin's been banned like 7 times
« on: November 18, 2014, 05:05:02 PM »
you deserve better m8.

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The Flood / Re: So, i have a dinner date at my place tonight...
« on: November 18, 2014, 05:03:24 PM »
Show her your loli pillow collection
This.
And then kill her.

should i fap before or after?

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The Flood / Re: So, i have a dinner date at my place tonight...
« on: November 18, 2014, 04:47:22 PM »
>met chick at a party Saturday
>she wanted me
>gave her my digits like a boss
>sunday she invited me over dinner
>rearranged dinner date to today.
>she's coming over in an hour and a half


any suggestions? she seems really into me. she blows up  my phone... a lot.
Make something light.
hamburger helper ;0

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The Flood / So, i have a dinner date at my place tonight...
« on: November 18, 2014, 04:43:19 PM »
>met chick at a party Saturday
>she wanted me
>gave her my digits like a boss
>sunday she invited me over dinner
>rearranged dinner date to today.
>she's coming over in an hour and a half


any suggestions? she seems really into me. she blows up  my phone... a lot.

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The Flood / Re: What are you losers doing with your life? Oh right...
« on: November 18, 2014, 07:11:16 AM »
this post is quite inspiring. I think there's something we all can learn here.


fuck bitches....get money.

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The Flood / Re: You've just finished downloading your daily dosage of porn.
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:18:28 PM »
Download daily? lol no. I stream daily.

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The Flood / Re: floodian plug.dj music
« on: November 17, 2014, 08:20:09 PM »
fgt. lel

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The Flood / Re: Sunday is a good day for TV
« on: November 16, 2014, 08:29:08 PM »
Meh, i just like to watch football on sundays.

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The Flood / Re: Ktan Dantaktee
« on: November 16, 2014, 04:18:37 PM »
Why do you care about someone who hates this place?

I can't help but ask the same question.

For a bunch of people who say I'm unknown and disliked, you sure do post about me a lot.
But you are unknown. You are so self important, but nobody cares about you.

speak for yourself,

Ktan's my nigga.

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The Flood / Re: Ktan Dantaktee
« on: November 16, 2014, 03:44:11 PM »
ITT: nerds

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The Flood / Re: how old do you think i am?
« on: November 16, 2014, 01:27:16 PM »
you've been around a while, so i'll say 19 or 20.

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Serious / Re: What do you think of Sen. Rand Paul?
« on: November 15, 2014, 10:59:49 PM »
Was thinking about making this thread.

He's going to be running in 2016 as a moderate republican. He seems ok with gay marriage, legalization of pot, balanced on climate change (best you can ask for from a conservative). He's against net neutrality though. Probably has some other pro big business anti consumer views.

Out of the republicans likely to run so far he's the one I'd most likely vote for. Considering he'd be running against Hilary I think it'd be a good match up. I'd have to see them debate before I made up my mind. I don't think he's the best possible person for president, but he may end up being the lesser of two evils depending on how far left she runs with identity politics.

She's more conservative then she lets on, but I get the feeling a lot of this sjw nonsense is spreading to the mainstream.

wait he's against net neutrality? dang i kinda liked him until i read that.

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The Flood / Re: You're thinking of her right now
« on: November 15, 2014, 10:52:38 PM »
Dustin My Turban

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The Flood / Re: What would you do if your mom called your ISP...
« on: November 15, 2014, 10:16:47 PM »
VPN Master race

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The Flood / Re: How many Septagon alts have you made so far?
« on: November 15, 2014, 08:41:14 PM »
I'm a good little boy.
Are you sure? (This is back maybe a year or two ago before I took over my Liberal Genocide account and renamed it during the Le Dustin account name purge).



lol i remember that. good times...good times.


i had a feeling that was just an alt. and for the love of God, i hope you didnt think that was serious.

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The Flood / Re: How many Septagon alts have you made so far?
« on: November 15, 2014, 07:15:27 PM »
None. I'm a good little boy.

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The Flood / Re: Just gave LoK a chance
« on: November 15, 2014, 07:06:53 PM »
varrik and bolin are awesome.

the only thing i didnt like was the lack of continuity between the first 2 seasons.

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The Flood / Re: So lonepaul walks into a bar.
« on: November 15, 2014, 09:11:07 AM »
Wait, I thought everyone made fun of lonepaul for his ridiculous British patriotism, since when is he a pedophile?
Since he flirted with a 14 year old and said it's okay to have sex with underaged girls.

how old is lonepaul? if he's like 18 or 19, it's not that bad.

nvm: commando posted it.

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