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The Flood / Re: why do new people never stick around here?
« on: May 11, 2015, 10:39:01 PM »
As an oldfag, i should post here more often. Lately, I just hadnt seen any topics i felt like replying to.

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The Flood / Re: Why do you people "favorite" female members?
« on: May 10, 2015, 09:23:05 PM »
Guys
In
Real
Life

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The Flood / Re: So my Prom was yesterday
« on: May 10, 2015, 09:19:23 PM »
Had mine back in April with my ex that i'm still best friends with. It went great.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever been in love?
« on: May 09, 2015, 10:32:48 AM »
yes.

fuck love lol.

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The Flood / Re: Don't love these hoes.
« on: May 07, 2015, 09:54:17 PM »
BUT WHAT? we don't love them hoes, yeah!
So we gonna smoke a ounce to this
G's up, hoes down, while you motherfuckers bounce to this

hoes only get hard dick and bubble gum

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The Flood / Don't love these hoes.
« on: May 07, 2015, 09:46:47 PM »
They ain't worth it m8s. being attached is overrated.

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The Flood / so i have to do a project on either one of these books...
« on: April 27, 2015, 09:34:41 PM »
The Great Gatsby or 1984. I have to fully read one of them over the course of two weeks.

which should i choose?

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wtf is smash? Please try to use English, people.

i speak nigga

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>going with my ex who i'm still good friends with
>friendzone
>older brother is being forced to drive me due to my inexperience of driving in the city where prom's at.
>still virgin

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The Flood / Re: What are your plans this weekend?
« on: April 17, 2015, 06:16:51 PM »
 I have to take the ACT in the morning(what a drag) and, then i'm going to prom with my ex(who i'm still really good friends with)

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The Flood / Re: Will I regret skipping Senior prom?
« on: April 10, 2015, 06:02:06 PM »
i'm going with a chick that dumped me the other month.


You're only in highschool once so just go ahead and have fun.

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"So many months have passed. So many long, pointless fucking months have passed. And here I am, preparing for a night I thought would never come, for a girl I never thought I could have..."

 Sweet mother of pearl!! i love this.

this is surely my first choice as of now....
Lol gay af

hell naw nig. this shit is banging.

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>Protagonist's name is Altus Feelson

Quote
Altus Feelson

Quote
Feelson

Quote
Feels on

"Alright everyone, I'm about to turn your feels on, beause I'm Altus Fucking Feelson."

Spoiler
In all seriousness though, if I can't figure out how to start a story, I'll begin with an expletive and take itoff from there.


hahaha. you almost fully dissected it. Altus is latin for "deep"

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"So many months have passed. So many long, pointless fucking months have passed. And here I am, preparing for a night I thought would never come, for a girl I never thought I could have..."

 Sweet mother of pearl!! i love this.

this is surely my first choice as of now....



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"On a dark and stormy night, I was feeling edgier than usual due to my extreme emo nature".

Ok... i really like this one too.

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"All these worthless cunts in the world, and I'm about to go on a date with one of them. Susie, that's the cunts name. Met her when I was playing awful music in my shitty band. God, I hate everything".

Rearrange the name and this might be the one i choose.

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It should be easy, just one job: nail that slut I met at the MCR show last Tuesday.

As much as LOVE this. It won't fit the story.  The Main character has known his gf since the fall and it takes place in the spring.(crucial plot point for the story)

...Although I might use that line somewhere in the story.

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Okay, here's the premise for the very beginning.

>Saturday afternoon
>Protagonist is a 17 year old(male) emo musician
>Protagonist's name is Altus Feelson
>is getting ready for a date(or about to)
> he is currently at his house
>GF's name is leona
>story is in 1st person pov.
>protagonist met her in the fall(current setting is spring)


Give me a good witty opening sentence(s) for this introduction

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The Flood / Re: Lets pretend to be tween girls
« on: March 28, 2015, 08:19:01 AM »
GIVE ME DICKS!!!!!

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The Flood / Re: some of you post way too much
« on: March 25, 2015, 04:36:23 PM »
I don't post enough. Most people here probably just look at me as a dry boring, individual with little to no input on anything.

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The Flood / Re: do you talk differently in person compared to on here?
« on: March 24, 2015, 06:59:57 PM »
sort of. I ramble a lot more IRL.

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The Flood / Re: oh well thats a new fetish i havent seen before
« on: March 24, 2015, 05:33:07 PM »
"Kyle Ryle, you stupid jew"

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The Flood / Re: That horrible moment when your hair needs to be cut
« on: March 24, 2015, 05:26:51 PM »
The back is getting longer because we didn't cut it last time

mullet?

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The Flood / Re: That horrible moment when your hair needs to be cut
« on: March 24, 2015, 05:25:43 PM »
Guys that can pull off long hair are lucky as fuck. Girls go weak for guys with long hair

Some guy actually look better(no homo) with long hair, like me. i hate the way my hair looks short.

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The Flood / Re: wanna know what sucks?
« on: March 24, 2015, 05:21:56 PM »
i didn't know, send her my way


will do.

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The Flood / Re: wanna know what sucks?
« on: March 24, 2015, 04:51:55 PM »
getting your stuff in the mail, then discovering that everything is broken and you have to return your shit and order new shit.

The struggle is real.

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The Flood / wanna know what sucks?
« on: March 23, 2015, 10:09:53 PM »
My mom.

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The Flood / Re: Rocketman renders aid at a car crash
« on: March 23, 2015, 07:32:06 PM »
That's not Rocketman. That's Dave, silly!

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Public speaking isn't too hard.


oh crap... i forgot. I'm really good at that too.

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