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1231
« on: April 07, 2016, 09:58:55 PM »
I once played guitar and sang "hello" by linoel riche to a girl. an intense make-out session shortly followed.
1232
« on: April 07, 2016, 09:55:42 PM »
your anus.
1233
« on: April 07, 2016, 09:48:42 PM »
what kind of pizza?
Pepperoni.
1234
« on: April 07, 2016, 09:18:30 PM »
Go fgts
1235
« on: April 07, 2016, 12:13:48 AM »
Donating the body to the LGBT community.
so they can observe what real straightness is like...right?
1236
« on: April 07, 2016, 12:07:06 AM »
sing cutting crew.
OH I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT.
dang someone beat me to it!!!
1237
« on: April 06, 2016, 03:26:23 PM »
:p
1238
« on: April 06, 2016, 03:25:07 PM »
You must become one with your guitar.
1239
« on: April 06, 2016, 03:11:46 PM »
Gunophobic pucci boys itt
1240
« on: April 06, 2016, 02:38:29 PM »
with my dick in my hand.
Thats lonely.
I'm a lonewolf
1241
« on: April 06, 2016, 12:38:05 AM »
Nice, I can hear the Roman tears spilling onto the ground.
Thought about getting advice from him?
sounds like he needs "somebody to love"
Well he broadcasts his stories "all over the world"
lol yea. seems like he just goes out of his way to get rekt by women. but "who needs a broken heart", right?
Well obviously. He really needs to find (or create) a "sweet talkin' woman"
thats because he can't do the dinosaur.
hah no way he can! In his dweams.
lol wut a dweamer.
1242
« on: April 06, 2016, 12:34:43 AM »
Nice, I can hear the Roman tears spilling onto the ground.
Thought about getting advice from him?
sounds like he needs "somebody to love"
Well he broadcasts his stories "all over the world"
lol yea. seems like he just goes out of his way to get rekt by women. but "who needs a broken heart", right?
Well obviously. He really needs to find (or create) a "sweet talkin' woman"
thats because he can't do the dinosaur.
1243
« on: April 06, 2016, 12:32:22 AM »
Nice, I can hear the Roman tears spilling onto the ground.
Thought about getting advice from him?
sounds like he needs "somebody to love"
Well he broadcasts his stories "all over the world"
lol yea. seems like he just goes out of his way to get rekt by women. but "who needs a broken heart", right?
1244
« on: April 06, 2016, 12:28:45 AM »
Nice, I can hear the Roman tears spilling onto the ground.
Thought about getting advice from him?
sounds like he needs "somebody to love"
1245
« on: April 06, 2016, 12:26:37 AM »
I think it means you like penis.
Isn't that a thing you were talking about?
yea. I'm a volunteer sex ed teacher for middle school kids. it's my job to talk about penis.
Badass tbh.
Did you sign up to try and hook up with your students?
I have a deep concern about spreading sexual awareness to the sexually confused. and yea.
1246
« on: April 06, 2016, 12:23:40 AM »
I think it means you like penis.
Isn't that a thing you were talking about?
yea. I'm a volunteer sex ed teacher for middle school kids. it's my job to talk about penis.
1247
« on: April 06, 2016, 12:19:46 AM »
I think it means you like penis.
1248
« on: April 06, 2016, 12:14:33 AM »
"Segregation now, segregation tomorrow, segregation, forever!!"
- George Wallace
1249
« on: April 05, 2016, 11:13:35 PM »
with my dick in my hand.
1250
« on: April 05, 2016, 11:01:58 PM »
Akatosh was pretty cool.
1251
« on: April 05, 2016, 10:25:18 AM »
I would ask him for his roids.
1252
« on: April 04, 2016, 07:52:43 PM »
what a nigger.
1253
« on: April 04, 2016, 05:21:13 PM »
Remember when he banned me for two years.
And then literally none of the mods gave a single fuck when I immediately made an alt because they knew DeeJ was being a fucking crybaby.
That was pretty funny.
weren't you oldfag sparkles back in those days?
1254
« on: April 04, 2016, 05:18:03 PM »
I understand and appreciate your sentiments, I really do, but you must believe me when I say that I'm different from you.
It's not something I'm willing to discuss, at least, not publicly. Last time resulting in a lot of backlash that I'd rather spare myself.
True. On a personal level I don't you. However I do want you to know that you're a little too emotionally invested in this girl.
1255
« on: April 04, 2016, 05:06:19 PM »
Nothing is tbh. This year I've actually been motivated to get shit done, and it's amazing.
Gr8
1256
« on: April 04, 2016, 12:51:29 AM »
you sound like you like this girl...a lot.
I do. To me, she's the strongest piece of evidence that God exists.
(Hold onto your butts.)
Plato once presented an idea: our world consists of two separate but connected realities: the world of form and the world of being. The world of being is the one that we see everyday with out own eyes. The world of form, however, is the world of ideals. Think of a circle. In the world of form, the circle is perfectly circular; round. But in the world of being, our world, no such perfect circle exists. Nature cannot create a perfectly round circle.
If in "my" world of form, existed the ultimate representation of everyting I've ever wanted in a woman, this girl would exist in both the world of form and being. She is -- literally -- the girl I've been dreaming of for years. I get up in the morning so I can see her, or I don't get up at all.
It is why I'm willing to commit my eternal soul to her through marriage.
hey man. you're in highschool right? i've been where you are. for about 4 years, i chased a girl from my church. she was the most beautiful girl and the sweetest thing i ever knew. I was obsessed with her. everynight and everyday i would think about her, and when i got a phone i would text her non-stop. i was in a circumstance to where her parents wouldnt let her date me, so i tried waiting it out with her, while talkin to her back and forth....for years. needles to say she drove me crazy. I honestly thought She was the one God had for me, just because it all made sense in my head. long long long complicated story short... we never ended up getting together. she went to prom with me and rejected me afterwards. since then i barely had spoken a word to her in 2 years. not because i was salty at her. just because i naturally fell out of love. also, she began to become someone i didnt like. she became self centered and egotistic. As time goes on you'll realize that these honest,pure genuine feelings become irrelevant. other girls can come in your life and change everything. you gotta be willing to open up. while i hope you get this girl, you gotta be willing to open up all the possibilities. this girl i mentioned is a beauty pageant model now. I'm just a lonely IT major, but in the end it all worked out. i dated other girls and had a great time with them.
1257
« on: April 04, 2016, 12:14:20 AM »
The girl I love and intend to marry is currently with someone else. I'd like to start my life with her as soon as possible, but I'm sorta doing nothing until that point.
The faggotry is self-explanatory.
rip his larynx out.
Challenge your rival to Mortal Kombat and then claim what you desire.
Were it so easy...
Action requires sacrifice!
Her parents marriage was destroyed by infedility, and my best friend (my love's sister) was virtually disowned by her father because she dated a boy he didn't approve of. If there's even a remote chance that her dad suspects I'm the cause of his daughter's failed relationship, that's like starting a race 500m behind everyone else (if I ever get to "race" at all). And on top of my somewhat controversial opinions on a great deal many things, I really can't afford any more bullets in my feet.
This is all ignoring the obvious ethical issues that coming between them would entail. No, I believe God rewards the patient, and for her, I would suffer a great deal of isolation.
you sound like you like this girl...a lot.
1258
« on: April 04, 2016, 12:02:14 AM »
The girl I love and intend to marry is currently with someone else. I'd like to start my life with her as soon as possible, but I'm sorta doing nothing until that point.
The faggotry is self-explanatory.
rip his larynx out.
1259
« on: April 03, 2016, 11:59:37 PM »
Because you are the faggotry, Han.
i will molest your neighbor's mother's sister.
go ahead, faggot
i will. slut.
1260
« on: April 03, 2016, 11:57:53 PM »
Because you are the faggotry, Han.
i will molest your neighbor's mother's sister.
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