Okay, here's the premise for the very beginning.

>Saturday afternoon
>Protagonist is a 17 year old(male) emo musician
>Protagonist's name is Altus Feelson
>is getting ready for a date(or about to)
> he is currently at his house
>GF's name is leona
>story is in 1st person pov.
>protagonist met her in the fall(current setting is spring)


Give me a good witty opening sentence(s) for this introduction

For me, It has to be creative writing.(stories, lyrics, etc)

What about you Flood?

my heart.

discuss broken things.

I want to here more songs in a similar ballad style like this

Because in the end we all die.

I followed the advice you m8s gave and now we're dating.

thanks m8s.

long read, sorry for spelling and grammatical errors.

so theres this girl i've been seeing. we're friends and few weeks ago we planned on going to prom together. over the weeks i kinda started developing feelings for her and next thing i know, we start hanging out more and more at school(more than usual). On valentines day we hung out at my place. we chilled, played video games watched a movie and listened to music. over the course of the day i've been hinting at her that i wanted her. when we were listening music we were kinda just talking about the day we had together and i asked bluntly, "hey wanna kiss"...hesitant at first she responded," sure" and we made out with an interval, by me, of" this isnt weirding you out?" she shook her head no and we continued for about a minuet. after that we got up out of our seats and i proceeded to take her home. right before we walked out of my room. i jokingly told her i was hinting at her the whole night. she was like "ha yea, i thought you were" we looked at each other held hands and kissed for another second. when we got in my car i asked" so still wanna go out and eat for your brithday(which is coming up in like a week or so)?" she was like "yea.". we chit chatted a little bit as i took her home. when we got to her place i talked to her folks for like an hour and a half and walked outside to leave. she followed with me outside for a second. before i left i asked for another kiss and we kissed again. and i asked if she stil wanted to go out for a her birthday(bc im a paranoid pussy) she said yea again and i walked to my car and drove home.


this whole day i've been tripping hard. she never directly said that she liked me, but at the same she went along with everything. she could've said that she didnt want to kiss and she couldve said no to dinning out for her bday after we made out.....i mean a girl wouldnt kiss you multiple times and not have a thing for you right?

 i cant text her bc she has extremely crappy service where she lives. and i wont see her till tuesday. so im stuck here alone with my thoughts and fears of fucking up. i really like this girl and i REALLY DONT WANT TO FUCK IT UP. i feel like im about to just fuckin explode.

halp meh.

It's one of the most boring shows i had ever seen. Their jokes are so forced, and everyone either tries to be over the top or just overly bland. Praying at the end of the show? That's cool. but it doesn't make up for the rest of the show sucking.


I dont even see how rednecks even watch it...it's just...bad.

less shitposting

are people too.

so flood, how do you react when your ex tries talking to you again? Do you run back with open arms or do you throw up the big FU?

"fuck life"

long story short my gf left me last week for her ex. i'm sorta pissed at my ex gf, but im really pissed at her ex. i just really want to beat the shit out of him by any means necessary, but he lives like an hour away and it doesnt seem worth it...but at the same time i really want him to get fucked up.

As some of you might remember i went on a date last week. After that date we hung out a lot and went on a few more since then. we kissed for the first time friday, and made out a few times since then. yesterday we made out and made it official that we were dating. On the way home she gave me a blow job.

so my question is; Did this happen to soon? i met her only a week and a half ago. There's no doubt that she has actual feelings for me, but is it normal for this to happen so fast?

ok so her dad drops her off, and she comes in. we talk for a min. and i proceed to take her to my room. so i show her my room. then we get on my laptop and i show her LOIC(lol). next we eat hamburger helper, watch tv and play with my sister's dog.(with a lot of chit chat). I bring her back in my room again and we listened to emo music. after that, i took her home. on the way there she holds my hand while we're driving and she tells me about how much fun she had.

ok so this is where we get interesting. When we step out of the car at her place, i told her i had a great night with her. then i was like," so does this mean we're dating?"(damn ik that was super cringe worthy) she smiled and said maybe. i looked at her and then she said,"maybe not(sarcastically) and then she grabs my hand and starts smiling.

so i go inside and talk to her parents. i got along good with them. on the way back to my car she was like," so wyd tomorrow?" i was like i gotta go practice a chirstmas play at my church......


then we both stopped at my car. she grabs both of my hands and starts swirling with them, hand in hand. she then was like," you got your part down pat you really need to come with me" i was like "ok". then she said something else really sweet but i cant remember. i was too distracted by the playful,caressful hand holding and my slow arising but MASSIVE erection. i proceed to say,"sure i'll go, see you later". i step in my car and drove home.

edit: when i got home she text me and said,"miss you lol"

your input m8s?