You thought IGN was bad?

Raptorx7 · January 12, 2015, 11:59:27 AM

These guys are freaking nut cases, I am going to post a few reviews that really stuck out, but feel free to melt your brain reading through the others. The worst part about it is how the scoring works, instead of actively criticizing game-play or mechanics, they just decide they don't "like" something and give it a 20, the scariest part is companies actually send them review copies.

Skyrim-
http://www.familyfriendlygaming.com/Reviews/2013/The%20Elder%20Scrolls%20V%20Skyrim.html

Destiny (AKA Murder simulator)-
http://www.familyfriendlygaming.com/Reviews/2014/Destiny.html

Naoto · January 12, 2015, 12:04:32 PM

Quote from: Raptorx7 on January 12, 2015, 11:59:27 AM

The worst part about it is how the scoring works, instead of actively criticizing game-play or mechanics, they just decide they don't "like" something and give it a 20.

Sounds like they stole polygon's thing.

Anonymous (User Deleted) · January 12, 2015, 12:26:47 PM

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http://www.familyfriendlygaming.com

There's your problem.

slayingold · January 12, 2015, 12:40:38 PM

Is this an actual thing? :s

Yu · January 12, 2015, 12:51:54 PM

Raptorx7 · January 12, 2015, 12:53:40 PM

Quote from: slayingold on January 12, 2015, 12:40:38 PM

Is this an actual thing? :s

Oh yeah, they aren't messing around.

slayingold · January 12, 2015, 12:54:52 PM

Quote from: Raptorx7 on January 12, 2015, 12:53:40 PM

Quote from: slayingold on January 12, 2015, 12:40:38 PM
Is this an actual thing? :s

Oh yeah, they aren't messing around.

I wanna know if they've reviewed Team Fortress 2...did they?

Dustin · January 12, 2015, 12:58:11 PM

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DAS B00T x2 · January 12, 2015, 01:11:53 PM

Their Pokemon reviews were funny.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · January 12, 2015, 01:12:53 PM

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Raptorx7 · January 12, 2015, 02:39:13 PM

Quote from: slayingold on January 12, 2015, 12:54:52 PM

Quote from: Raptorx7 on January 12, 2015, 12:53:40 PM
Quote from: slayingold on January 12, 2015, 12:40:38 PM
Is this an actual thing? :s

Oh yeah, they aren't messing around.

I wanna know if they've reviewed Team Fortress 2...did they?

I don't think so.

Verbatim · January 12, 2015, 02:50:12 PM

I don't see the problem.

Verbatim · January 12, 2015, 02:55:11 PM

This made me chuckle, though.

Kinectimals: 100.
Kinectimals with Bears: 99.

what do they have against bears

are they too scary or something

Flee · January 12, 2015, 02:57:07 PM

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Verbatim · January 12, 2015, 03:00:05 PM

Even if they're legitimate, who cares? Looks pretty harmless to me. They're not convincing anyone that their opinions are valid or anything.

R o c k e t · January 12, 2015, 03:18:06 PM

I really hope that's satire

Raptorx7 · January 12, 2015, 03:52:29 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on January 12, 2015, 03:18:06 PM

I really hope that's satire

Its not, I tried desperately to see if it was.

R o c k e t · January 12, 2015, 03:55:24 PM

Quote from: Raptorx7 on January 12, 2015, 03:52:29 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on January 12, 2015, 03:18:06 PM
I really hope that's satire

Its not, I tried desperately to see if it was.

God help them all....

Girl of Mystery · January 13, 2015, 03:53:21 AM

That's satire

Deleted · January 13, 2015, 04:00:38 AM

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Destiny teaches us to get them before they get us. This is an ultra violent video game that could easily fit under the label of murder simulator. It is scary, dark, and has some horror elements to it.

There is no face for this

Deleted · January 13, 2015, 04:07:40 AM

http://www.familyfriendlygaming.com/Dangers-of-video-games.html

Cheat, can you make an exception this once and please let us Raid them?

Raptorx7 · January 13, 2015, 09:40:53 AM

Quote from: BritishLemön on January 13, 2015, 03:53:21 AM

That's satire

Its not, I know its hard to believe.

Girl of Mystery · January 13, 2015, 09:43:06 AM

Quote from: Raptorx7 on January 13, 2015, 09:40:53 AM

Quote from: BritishLemön on January 13, 2015, 03:53:21 AM
That's satire

Its not, I know its hard to believe.

It's most definitely satire.

If something is satire it doesn't have to explicitly state that it's satire.

Raptorx7 · January 13, 2015, 09:47:34 AM

Quote from: BritishLemön on January 13, 2015, 09:43:06 AM

Quote from: Raptorx7 on January 13, 2015, 09:40:53 AM
Quote from: BritishLemön on January 13, 2015, 03:53:21 AM
That's satire

Its not, I know its hard to believe.
It's most definitely satire.

If something is satire it doesn't have to explicitly state that it's satire.

Read through the website, they have been at this since 2006, hell look up the linked-in article for the main editor, its no joke.

Deleted · January 13, 2015, 09:49:49 AM

Quote from: Raptorx7 on January 13, 2015, 09:47:34 AM

Quote from: BritishLemön on January 13, 2015, 09:43:06 AM
Quote from: Raptorx7 on January 13, 2015, 09:40:53 AM
Quote from: BritishLemön on January 13, 2015, 03:53:21 AM
That's satire

Its not, I know its hard to believe.
It's most definitely satire.

If something is satire it doesn't have to explicitly state that it's satire.

Read through the website, they have been at this since 2006, hell look up the linked-in article for the main editor, its no joke.

Poe's law is hard at work here isn't it

Girl of Mystery · January 13, 2015, 09:50:02 AM

Quote from: Raptorx7 on January 13, 2015, 09:47:34 AM

Quote from: BritishLemön on January 13, 2015, 09:43:06 AM
Quote from: Raptorx7 on January 13, 2015, 09:40:53 AM
Quote from: BritishLemön on January 13, 2015, 03:53:21 AM
That's satire

Its not, I know its hard to believe.
It's most definitely satire.

If something is satire it doesn't have to explicitly state that it's satire.

Read through the website, they have been at this since 2006, hell look up the linked-in article for the main editor, its no joke.

The Onion was founded in '98. What's your point?

Raptorx7 · January 13, 2015, 09:56:26 AM

Quote from: BritishLemön on January 13, 2015, 09:50:02 AM

Quote from: Raptorx7 on January 13, 2015, 09:47:34 AM
Quote from: BritishLemön on January 13, 2015, 09:43:06 AM
Quote from: Raptorx7 on January 13, 2015, 09:40:53 AM
Quote from: BritishLemön on January 13, 2015, 03:53:21 AM
That's satire

Its not, I know its hard to believe.
It's most definitely satire.

If something is satire it doesn't have to explicitly state that it's satire.

Read through the website, they have been at this since 2006, hell look up the linked-in article for the main editor, its no joke.
The Onion was founded in '98. What's your point?

Linked-in profile for the head editor: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/paul-bury/11/40a/720

Read around a bit more and I think you'll realize like I did that it isn't satire, honestly I thought it was for a long time too, but you notice a pattern and realize its no joke.

Deleted · January 13, 2015, 09:56:43 AM

I like how they gave Strike Suit Zero a mediocre score when it just as violent as TES and Destitude

Sprungli · January 13, 2015, 06:14:50 PM

Autism 1

Why is Destiny rated 'T' for Thirteen and older only? All the press assets reference two 'M' for Seventeen and older only games. Is this a new ESRB scandal in the making?

Sprungli · January 13, 2015, 06:15:45 PM

Autism 2

I tried to make one that looked like Optimus Prime