Play Attila as the Western Roman Empire if you want to hate the Huns
The Iroquois make me so madSTOP SURROUNDING MY EMPIRE WITH YOUR TINY SIZE 1 CITIESWHAT IS THE PURPOSE
That's not Carthage"Oh, you want to build all the wonders and take over the other continent? I already did that a century ago"
Quote from: Cadenza on January 20, 2016, 10:17:51 PMThat's not Carthage"Oh, you want to build all the wonders and take over the other continent? I already did that a century ago"Just play England and rush to the RenaissanceShip of the Line for days
The motherfucking Huns, that's who. The Iroquois may travel thousands of tiles just to settle near you and take 1 luxury resource tile, but the Huns will just keep making cities towards your empire and then declare war on you for no reason.
Quote from: Kiwicake on January 20, 2016, 10:25:00 PMQuote from: Cadenza on January 20, 2016, 10:17:51 PMThat's not Carthage"Oh, you want to build all the wonders and take over the other continent? I already did that a century ago"Just play England and rush to the RenaissanceShip of the Line for dayslol naval unitslol civ based on naval unitseLOLzabeth
Quote from: Jono on January 20, 2016, 08:17:59 PMThe motherfucking Huns, that's who. The Iroquois may travel thousands of tiles just to settle near you and take 1 luxury resource tile, but the Huns will just keep making cities towards your empire and then declare war on you for no reason.You think that's fucking bad. I'm in the middle of a play-through where Etheopia just went full Hitler and wiped out Hawaii and Greece at the beginning of the game, and because if it he doubled my score and got several techs ahead of me. I got Japan and the Celts to go to war with them with me, but turns out they had no armies whatsoever.Now at the end of the industrial era, ive pushed him back north to the old Greek border at Sparta, and have revived Greece, but he's reduced the Celts to a city state and now he has a city right on my doorstep, as well as Japan's to the east. He still controls the entire northern half of the map, an army that rivals mine, a fuck ton of cheat-built wonders, twice my score, still further ahead in tech, and has the votes of almost every city state in the game.Where the fuck is Gandhi when you actually need him?
Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on January 20, 2016, 10:40:50 PMQuote from: Jono on January 20, 2016, 08:17:59 PMThe motherfucking Huns, that's who. The Iroquois may travel thousands of tiles just to settle near you and take 1 luxury resource tile, but the Huns will just keep making cities towards your empire and then declare war on you for no reason.You think that's fucking bad. I'm in the middle of a play-through where Etheopia just went full Hitler and wiped out Hawaii and Greece at the beginning of the game, and because if it he doubled my score and got several techs ahead of me. I got Japan and the Celts to go to war with them with me, but turns out they had no armies whatsoever.Now at the end of the industrial era, ive pushed him back north to the old Greek border at Sparta, and have revived Greece, but he's reduced the Celts to a city state and now he has a city right on my doorstep, as well as Japan's to the east. He still controls the entire northern half of the map, an army that rivals mine, a fuck ton of cheat-built wonders, twice my score, still further ahead in tech, and has the votes of almost every city state in the game.Where the fuck is Gandhi when you actually need him?I always put Ghandi in my games because you never know when you're gonna need his nuclear powered elephant army to help you out.
I've been considering getting Civ V, but not sure if it's my kind of game.
maybe we should have a civ v game night
Quote from: Cadenza on January 20, 2016, 10:31:18 PMQuote from: Kiwicake on January 20, 2016, 10:25:00 PMQuote from: Cadenza on January 20, 2016, 10:17:51 PMThat's not Carthage"Oh, you want to build all the wonders and take over the other continent? I already did that a century ago"Just play England and rush to the RenaissanceShip of the Line for dayslol naval unitslol civ based on naval unitseLOLzabethWould you be interested in a trade agreement with England?
Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on January 20, 2016, 10:49:12 PMQuote from: Cadenza on January 20, 2016, 10:31:18 PMQuote from: Kiwicake on January 20, 2016, 10:25:00 PMQuote from: Cadenza on January 20, 2016, 10:17:51 PMThat's not Carthage"Oh, you want to build all the wonders and take over the other continent? I already did that a century ago"Just play England and rush to the RenaissanceShip of the Line for dayslol naval unitslol civ based on naval unitseLOLzabethWould you be interested in a trade agreement with England?If by trade you mean a highly profitable war of extermination, then yes.
Quote from: Cadenza on January 21, 2016, 05:07:04 PMQuote from: ChaosMetalDragon on January 20, 2016, 10:49:12 PMQuote from: Cadenza on January 20, 2016, 10:31:18 PMQuote from: Kiwicake on January 20, 2016, 10:25:00 PMQuote from: Cadenza on January 20, 2016, 10:17:51 PMThat's not Carthage"Oh, you want to build all the wonders and take over the other continent? I already did that a century ago"Just play England and rush to the RenaissanceShip of the Line for dayslol naval unitslol civ based on naval unitseLOLzabethWould you be interested in a trade agreement with England?If by trade you mean a highly profitable war of extermination, then yes.YouTube
You know who's worse than the Iroquois in Civ 5?
