You have 10 seconds to explain why The Stormcloaks aren't morally superior

Mordo · February 05, 2015, 07:22:01 AM

Without referring to them as "racist assholes"

>implying you wouldn't hate the people that outlawed your religion and would have your entire race eradicated in a heartbeat
>implying an independent Skyrim isn't a good thing
>implying The Empire have the moral high ground
>implying The Empire are anything other than puppets for The Thalmor
>implying The Empire is a credible threat to The Thalmor
>implying Ulfric isn't the hero Skyrim deserves

🍁 Aria 🔮 · February 05, 2015, 07:24:45 AM

> Implying Ulfric wasn't manipulated into fighting the Imperials by the Thalmor, so that the Empire would get no chance to recover and plot a revolution

Stormcloaks are fucking the situation even more. If they really wanted to change the situation, they should secretly lend the Empire aid.

Mattie G Indahouse · February 05, 2015, 07:28:08 AM

So what's the difference between him and the Imperials? It doesn't matter what side you choose at the end of the day nothing major changes.

Anonymous (User Deleted) · February 05, 2015, 07:36:42 AM

He'll give everyone religious freedom, so long as they're not Argonian or Dunmer. Equality for everyone! Just some people are more equal than others.

gats · February 05, 2015, 08:06:53 AM

as long as they're against the Thalmor, I fucking hate Thalmor scum

big sponge · February 05, 2015, 09:38:53 AM

He's a short sighted fool who's actually responsible for the crackdown on Talos worship.

True Turquoise · February 05, 2015, 09:40:17 AM

I never joined either.

So...

Tyger · February 05, 2015, 09:40:26 AM

Caesar is better and the NCR

velox · February 05, 2015, 09:51:24 AM

A Stormcloak victory would lead to both the Empire and Skyrim being weaker, which would only benefit the Thalmor. Plus, even if the Stormcloak fight for religious freedom is admirable, their blatant racism towards non-nords (even other humans) weighs that down.

I can admire them as freedom fighters, but they have a lot of questionable views.

The Waifu Master · February 05, 2015, 09:57:05 AM

House is the only real choice.

big dog · February 05, 2015, 10:38:47 AM

I went with Yes Man.

Cindy · February 05, 2015, 10:49:49 AM

Morally superior, sure

But you're a stupid faggot if you do it, anyways. Thalmor take over the Empire after and everything goes to shit.

Wizard · February 05, 2015, 11:13:01 AM

Skyrim belongs to the nords

The Lord Ruler · February 05, 2015, 12:09:43 PM

The stormcloaks push for freedom is admirable but they were manipulated and are very racist.

The Imperials are complete pushovers.

Fuck both sides

slayingold · February 05, 2015, 12:25:01 PM

He hates Argonians ;-;

Doctor Doom · February 05, 2015, 02:41:35 PM

Did you pick any race aside from norn?

Well do I have news for you.

I mean, I hate those fucking disgusting inferior pointy-eared vermin more than anyone, but the orcs and argonians are pretty cool guys once you get to know them, and bretons are objectively the best race despite their blood being contaminated by elfin filth.

The Waifu Master · February 05, 2015, 03:00:26 PM

Quote from: Lord Keksworth on February 05, 2015, 02:41:35 PM

Did you pick any race aside from norn?

Well do I have news for you.

I mean, I hate those fucking disgusting inferior pointy-eared vermin more than anyone, but the orcs and argonians are pretty cool guys once you get to know them, and bretons are objectively the best race despite their blood being contaminated by elfin filth.

You just wait, fucker.
Some day me and my army of Bosmer will rise and annoy you to death.

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ΚΑΤΑΝΑΛΩΤΗΣ · February 05, 2015, 03:13:54 PM

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Cindy · February 05, 2015, 03:14:59 PM

Quote from: TrussingDoor on February 05, 2015, 03:13:54 PM

Quote from: Cindy on February 05, 2015, 10:49:49 AM
Morally superior, sure

But you're a stupid faggot if you do it, anyways. Thalmor take over the Empire after and everything goes to shit.
If the Dominion was attacking ANY human nation, what makes you think independant Skyrim (and Hammerfell for that matter) wouldn't immediately attack on new fronts to join in the knife-ear removal?

Wouldn't matter. It weakens and divides the Empire, which is the primary goal of the Thalmor.

ΚΑΤΑΝΑΛΩΤΗΣ · February 05, 2015, 03:15:29 PM

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February 05, 2015, 03:15:58 PM

NCR is best solely for Colonel Moore

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Anonymous (User Deleted) · February 05, 2015, 03:21:38 PM

Quote from: TrussingDoor on February 05, 2015, 03:11:08 PM

Quote from: Kupo on February 05, 2015, 07:36:42 AM
He'll give everyone religious freedom, so long as they're not Argonian or Dunmer. Equality for everyone! Just some people are more equal than others.
okay first the Argonians aren't even religious, 2nd there is no implication at all that Ulfric intends to stop the Dunmer from worshipping their gods.

Then why are Argonians pretty much not allowed into Windhelm? And the Dunmer pushed into the 'Grey Quarter' (previously the Snow Corner but changed because racism)?

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Ender · February 05, 2015, 03:49:27 PM

Quote from: Prime Meridia on February 05, 2015, 07:24:45 AM

> Implying Ulfric wasn't manipulated into fighting the Imperials by the Thalmor, so that the Empire would get no chance to recover and plot a revolution

Stormcloaks are fucking the situation even more. If they really wanted to change the situation, they should secretly lend the Empire aid.

A thousand times this^^^

ΚΑΤΑΝΑΛΩΤΗΣ · February 05, 2015, 03:53:25 PM

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Mordo · February 05, 2015, 06:17:34 PM

Quote from: Lord Keksworth on February 05, 2015, 02:41:35 PM

Did you pick any race aside from norn?

Well do I have news for you.

I mean, I hate those fucking disgusting inferior pointy-eared vermin more than anyone, but the orcs and argonians are pretty cool guys once you get to know them, and bretons are objectively the best race despite their blood being contaminated by elfin filth.

>implying The Stormcloaks are anywhere near as xenophobic as The Thalmor.

Sure, they're not welcoming the entirety of Tamriel's inhabitants with open arms, but you can't really blame their distrust of Elves given what the Thalmor did to the Nords. Besides, they're actually pretty nondiscriminatory if a candidate is willing to prove themselves for their cause irregardless of race (which is also kind of a gameplay factor to be fair but eh), unlike The Thalmor where non-Elves are viewed as subhuman regardless of merit.

Mandalore the Unstoppable · February 05, 2015, 06:37:08 PM

If it isn't Orsimer, it's trash.

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