You get to own one pokemon IRL

Tyger · January 22, 2015, 11:13:49 AM

But realities rules still apply. For example a ponytas flame will actually set shit on fire and a gyarados can actually level cities.

I would have to choose either zigzagoon or umbreon. They're just little and cute and won't kill me

Miia · January 22, 2015, 11:14:50 AM

Female Ralts. I'd own Ralts in a heartbeat.

EDIT: That sounds wrong.

Tyger · January 22, 2015, 11:15:27 AM

Quote from: Stocking on January 22, 2015, 11:14:50 AM

Female Ralts. I'd own Ralts in a heartbeat.

EDIT: That sounds wrong.

gardevior rule 34

gats · January 22, 2015, 11:16:32 AM

Charizard or Garchomp

Mat Cauthon · January 22, 2015, 11:20:16 AM

Real life rules apply?
Fuck, I want Typhlosion...

Pidgeot I guess, if Lugia is too much >.>

Miia · January 22, 2015, 11:28:15 AM

Quote from: Tyger on January 22, 2015, 11:15:27 AM

Quote from: Stocking on January 22, 2015, 11:14:50 AM
Female Ralts. I'd own Ralts in a heartbeat.

EDIT: That sounds wrong.
gardevior rule 34

shhhhhh

Tyger · January 22, 2015, 11:30:04 AM

Quote from: gooootsby on January 22, 2015, 11:16:32 AM

Charizard or Garchomp

your new avi is amazing

Garchomp would be one badass guard dog but imagine having to feed that thing

Tyger · January 22, 2015, 11:30:48 AM

Quote from: Nagato on January 22, 2015, 11:20:16 AM

Real life rules apply?
Fuck, I want Typhlosion...

Pidgeot I guess, if Lugia is too much >.>

I guess typholsion would be okay as long as it was trained well.. It's fire isn't always there like ponyta

gats · January 22, 2015, 11:31:04 AM

Quote from: Tyger on January 22, 2015, 11:30:04 AM

Quote from: gooootsby on January 22, 2015, 11:16:32 AM
Charizard or Garchomp
your new avi is amazing

Garchomp would be one badass guard dog but imagine having to feed that thing

Hehe thanks. I would send it to the ocean, fishes are a plenty.

Ajax · January 22, 2015, 11:31:04 AM

Squirtle...

DAS B00T x2 · January 22, 2015, 11:38:01 AM

Meganium.
1:It's a fucking dinosaur.
2: It's a fucking plant to I don't have to feed it.
3: I can ride my fucking cute as hell flower dinosaur around town and pick up all the little girls.

Mr. Psychologist · January 22, 2015, 11:41:06 AM

Hmm, it's a tough one because I'd love to have an Aggron >.>
But if real life rules apply, then have something that eats mountains isn't a great idea.

I think I'd go with a Gallade.

Miia · January 22, 2015, 11:43:41 AM

Wait can you evolve the pokemon?

Mat Cauthon · January 22, 2015, 11:50:42 AM

Quote from: Tyger on January 22, 2015, 11:30:48 AM

Quote from: Nagato on January 22, 2015, 11:20:16 AM
Real life rules apply?
Fuck, I want Typhlosion...

Pidgeot I guess, if Lugia is too much >.>
I guess typholsion would be okay as long as it was trained well.. It's fire isn't always there like ponyta

I think it's canon that Typhlosion has a "mane" of fire.

big sponge · January 22, 2015, 11:51:01 AM

I choose Arceus.

I own god and therefore can do whatever I want.

Tyger · January 22, 2015, 11:52:47 AM

Quote from: Nagato on January 22, 2015, 11:50:42 AM

Quote from: Tyger on January 22, 2015, 11:30:48 AM
Quote from: Nagato on January 22, 2015, 11:20:16 AM
Real life rules apply?
Fuck, I want Typhlosion...

Pidgeot I guess, if Lugia is too much >.>
I guess typholsion would be okay as long as it was trained well.. It's fire isn't always there like ponyta
I think it's canon that Typhlosion has a "mane" of fire.

Not according to the tv show or newest games

Mr. Psychologist · January 22, 2015, 11:53:09 AM

Quote from: Nagato on January 22, 2015, 11:50:42 AM

Quote from: Tyger on January 22, 2015, 11:30:48 AM
Quote from: Nagato on January 22, 2015, 11:20:16 AM
Real life rules apply?
Fuck, I want Typhlosion...

Pidgeot I guess, if Lugia is too much >.>
I guess typholsion would be okay as long as it was trained well.. It's fire isn't always there like ponyta
I think it's canon that Typhlosion has a "mane" of fire.

In the games it's shown as something that flares up for attacks rather than constantly being there. I preferred it to always have the mane because now it just looks like a weasel.

http://youtu.be/qGy7kp45tI4?t=3m40s

Tyger · January 22, 2015, 11:53:14 AM

Quote from: LC on January 22, 2015, 11:51:01 AM

I choose Arceus.

I own god and therefore can do whatever I want.

youll be beaten by a 10 year old

Tyger · January 22, 2015, 11:56:05 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 22, 2015, 11:38:01 AM

Meganium.
1:It's a fucking dinosaur.
2: It's a fucking plant to I don't have to feed it.
3: I can ride my fucking cute as hell flower dinosaur around town and pick up all the little girls.

this us actually an amazing choice

big sponge · January 22, 2015, 11:57:16 AM

Quote from: Tyger on January 22, 2015, 11:53:14 AM

Quote from: LC on January 22, 2015, 11:51:01 AM
I choose Arceus.

I own god and therefore can do whatever I want.
youll be beaten by a 10 year old

Not if I make it so 10 year olds don't exist.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · January 22, 2015, 12:40:03 PM

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Tyger · January 22, 2015, 12:45:27 PM

Quote from: Stocking on January 22, 2015, 11:43:41 AM

Wait can you evolve the pokemon?

sure

Miia · January 22, 2015, 12:53:08 PM

Quote from: Tyger on January 22, 2015, 12:45:27 PM

Quote from: Stocking on January 22, 2015, 11:43:41 AM
Wait can you evolve the pokemon?
sure

Yep. Ralts it is!

Verbatim · January 22, 2015, 12:57:28 PM

Porygon.

On top of being my favorite 'mon, it can help me organize files and... other shenanigans.

Azumarill · January 22, 2015, 02:08:03 PM

i know which pokemon bill cosby would choose

jigglypuff

so he could put women to sleep so they're easier to rape

dirty old man

PSU · January 22, 2015, 02:14:52 PM

Haunter.

Who the fuck wouldn't want to own a damn ghost?

Tyger · January 22, 2015, 02:31:53 PM

Quote from: PSU on January 22, 2015, 02:14:52 PM

Haunter.

Who the fuck wouldn't want to own a damn ghost?

a ghost that could also poisons your enemies? perfect

Azumarill · January 22, 2015, 02:32:49 PM

i'd want ninetails. ninetails is cute as a button + can help keep me warm in the winter by making fires

TB · January 22, 2015, 02:58:58 PM

Probably an Eevee or one of the eeveelutions

Tyger · January 22, 2015, 03:02:29 PM

Quote from: Azumarill on January 22, 2015, 02:32:49 PM

i'd want ninetails. ninetails is cute as a button + can help keep me warm in the winter by making fires

not azumarill?