>Dumb bitch who's never played Metroid
>Makes nonsense canon breaking fanfiction-teir "article" that samus is a fag trying to state it as fact
>Didn't even know Suck-a-moto's satanic powers had transcended the very bounds of time itself and rekt his/her ass years in advanced
>RIP In fucking piss
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GET FUCKING SHREKT M8
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