Why does everyone on here hate Halo Reach?

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To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Terrible story.
Terrible characters.
Bloom.
AAs
Sword block.
Ruined Firefight.
>sword block
>bad


I thoroughly enjoyed this feature
>Sword block
>Good
Terrible feature that is bullshit
Exactly.

There's no way anyone should be able to block the sheer force of the Energy Sword.
It was a free get out of jail card too.
"You were dumb enough to go head to head against a sword user? Well just melee it and you'll be fine".

Sword clash wasn't as bad.
Sword clash was best thing ever until you'd die from clashing too much in Reach, and post-Halo 3 Sword mechanics sucking immense scrotum.


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
Terrible story.
Terrible characters.
Bloom.
AAs
Sword block.
Ruined Firefight.
>sword block
>bad


I thoroughly enjoyed this feature
>Sword block
>Good
Terrible feature that is bullshit
Exactly.

There's no way anyone should be able to block the sheer force of the Energy Sword.
It was a free get out of jail card too.
"You were dumb enough to go head to head against a sword user? Well just melee it and you'll be fine".

Sword clash wasn't as bad.
Sword clash was best thing ever until you'd die from clashing too much in Reach, and post-Halo 3 Sword mechanics sucking immense scrotum.
That fucking lunge...


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Terrible story.
Terrible characters.
Bloom.
AAs
Sword block.
Ruined Firefight.
>sword block
>bad


I thoroughly enjoyed this feature
>Sword block
>Good
Terrible feature that is bullshit
Exactly.

There's no way anyone should be able to block the sheer force of the Energy Sword.
It was a free get out of jail card too.
"You were dumb enough to go head to head against a sword user? Well just melee it and you'll be fine".

Sword clash wasn't as bad.
Sword clash was best thing ever until you'd die from clashing too much in Reach, and post-Halo 3 Sword mechanics sucking immense scrotum.
That fucking lunge...
The only lunge that sucked was Halo 2's, doe. Wut u on aboot?


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
Terrible story.
Terrible characters.
Bloom.
AAs
Sword block.
Ruined Firefight.
>sword block
>bad


I thoroughly enjoyed this feature
>Sword block
>Good
Terrible feature that is bullshit
Exactly.

There's no way anyone should be able to block the sheer force of the Energy Sword.
It was a free get out of jail card too.
"You were dumb enough to go head to head against a sword user? Well just melee it and you'll be fine".

Sword clash wasn't as bad.
Sword clash was best thing ever until you'd die from clashing too much in Reach, and post-Halo 3 Sword mechanics sucking immense scrotum.
That fucking lunge...
The only lunge that sucked was Halo 2's, doe. Wut u on aboot?
Reach's lunge fucking sucked


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Terrible story.
Terrible characters.
Bloom.
AAs
Sword block.
Ruined Firefight.
>sword block
>bad


I thoroughly enjoyed this feature
>Sword block
>Good
Terrible feature that is bullshit
Exactly.

There's no way anyone should be able to block the sheer force of the Energy Sword.
It was a free get out of jail card too.
"You were dumb enough to go head to head against a sword user? Well just melee it and you'll be fine".

Sword clash wasn't as bad.
Sword clash was best thing ever until you'd die from clashing too much in Reach, and post-Halo 3 Sword mechanics sucking immense scrotum.
That fucking lunge...
The only lunge that sucked was Halo 2's, doe. Wut u on aboot?
Reach's lunge fucking sucked
I can't even remember it with how shitty and inconsistent it was.


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Terrible story.
Terrible characters.
Bloom.
AAs
Sword block.
Ruined Firefight.
>sword block
>bad


I thoroughly enjoyed this feature
>Sword block
>Good
Terrible feature that is bullshit
Exactly.

There's no way anyone should be able to block the sheer force of the Energy Sword.
It was a free get out of jail card too.
"You were dumb enough to go head to head against a sword user? Well just melee it and you'll be fine".

Sword clash wasn't as bad.
Sword clash was best thing ever until you'd die from clashing too much in Reach, and post-Halo 3 Sword mechanics sucking immense scrotum.
That fucking lunge...
The only lunge that sucked was Halo 2's, doe. Wut u on aboot?
Halo 2's Sword had the longest lunge of any Sword in Halo.

Reach's lunge sucked diarrhea dog shit.


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Terrible story.
Terrible characters.
Bloom.
AAs
Sword block.
Ruined Firefight.
>sword block
>bad


I thoroughly enjoyed this feature
>Sword block
>Good
Terrible feature that is bullshit
Exactly.

There's no way anyone should be able to block the sheer force of the Energy Sword.
It was a free get out of jail card too.
"You were dumb enough to go head to head against a sword user? Well just melee it and you'll be fine".

Sword clash wasn't as bad.
Sword clash was best thing ever until you'd die from clashing too much in Reach, and post-Halo 3 Sword mechanics sucking immense scrotum.
That fucking lunge...
The only lunge that sucked was Halo 2's, doe. Wut u on aboot?
Reach's lunge fucking sucked
Sounds like someone didn't like Living Dead.


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
Terrible story.
Terrible characters.
Bloom.
AAs
Sword block.
Ruined Firefight.
>sword block
>bad


I thoroughly enjoyed this feature
>Sword block
>Good
Terrible feature that is bullshit
Exactly.

There's no way anyone should be able to block the sheer force of the Energy Sword.
It was a free get out of jail card too.
"You were dumb enough to go head to head against a sword user? Well just melee it and you'll be fine".

Sword clash wasn't as bad.
Sword clash was best thing ever until you'd die from clashing too much in Reach, and post-Halo 3 Sword mechanics sucking immense scrotum.
That fucking lunge...
The only lunge that sucked was Halo 2's, doe. Wut u on aboot?
Reach's lunge fucking sucked
Sounds like someone didn't like Living Dead.
No. That's one of the things I actually enjoyed the most in Reach.


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Terrible story.
Terrible characters.
Bloom.
AAs
Sword block.
Ruined Firefight.
>sword block
>bad


I thoroughly enjoyed this feature
>Sword block
>Good
Terrible feature that is bullshit
Exactly.

There's no way anyone should be able to block the sheer force of the Energy Sword.
It was a free get out of jail card too.
"You were dumb enough to go head to head against a sword user? Well just melee it and you'll be fine".

Sword clash wasn't as bad.
Sword clash was best thing ever until you'd die from clashing too much in Reach, and post-Halo 3 Sword mechanics sucking immense scrotum.
That fucking lunge...
The only lunge that sucked was Halo 2's, doe. Wut u on aboot?
Reach's lunge fucking sucked
Sounds like someone didn't like Target Practice.
fix'd


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Terrible story.
Terrible characters.
Bloom.
AAs
Sword block.
Ruined Firefight.
>sword block
>bad


I thoroughly enjoyed this feature
>Sword block
>Good
Terrible feature that is bullshit
Exactly.

There's no way anyone should be able to block the sheer force of the Energy Sword.
It was a free get out of jail card too.
"You were dumb enough to go head to head against a sword user? Well just melee it and you'll be fine".

Sword clash wasn't as bad.
Sword clash was best thing ever until you'd die from clashing too much in Reach, and post-Halo 3 Sword mechanics sucking immense scrotum.
That fucking lunge...
The only lunge that sucked was Halo 2's, doe. Wut u on aboot?
Reach's lunge fucking sucked
Sounds like someone didn't like Target Practice.
fix'd
What's target practice?


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Terrible story.
Terrible characters.
Bloom.
AAs
Sword block.
Ruined Firefight.
>sword block
>bad


I thoroughly enjoyed this feature
>Sword block
>Good
Terrible feature that is bullshit
Exactly.

There's no way anyone should be able to block the sheer force of the Energy Sword.
It was a free get out of jail card too.
"You were dumb enough to go head to head against a sword user? Well just melee it and you'll be fine".

Sword clash wasn't as bad.
Sword clash was best thing ever until you'd die from clashing too much in Reach, and post-Halo 3 Sword mechanics sucking immense scrotum.
That fucking lunge...
The only lunge that sucked was Halo 2's, doe. Wut u on aboot?
Reach's lunge fucking sucked
Sounds like someone didn't like Target Practice.
fix'd
What's target practice?
Where you camp in a room with a Shotgun and Magnum and gun down zombies


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Terrible story.
Terrible characters.
Bloom.
AAs
Sword block.
Ruined Firefight.
>sword block
>bad


I thoroughly enjoyed this feature
>Sword block
>Good
Terrible feature that is bullshit
Exactly.

There's no way anyone should be able to block the sheer force of the Energy Sword.
It was a free get out of jail card too.
"You were dumb enough to go head to head against a sword user? Well just melee it and you'll be fine".

Sword clash wasn't as bad.
Sword clash was best thing ever until you'd die from clashing too much in Reach, and post-Halo 3 Sword mechanics sucking immense scrotum.
That fucking lunge...
The only lunge that sucked was Halo 2's, doe. Wut u on aboot?
Reach's lunge fucking sucked
Sounds like someone didn't like Target Practice.
fix'd
What's target practice?
Where you camp in a room with a Shotgun and Magnum and gun down zombies
Or on a roof. Or Sword Base tunnels.

Essentially, that's all it ever was.


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Terrible story.
Terrible characters.
Bloom.
AAs
Sword block.
Ruined Firefight.
>sword block
>bad


I thoroughly enjoyed this feature
>Sword block
>Good
Terrible feature that is bullshit
Exactly.

There's no way anyone should be able to block the sheer force of the Energy Sword.
It was a free get out of jail card too.
"You were dumb enough to go head to head against a sword user? Well just melee it and you'll be fine".

Sword clash wasn't as bad.
Sword clash was best thing ever until you'd die from clashing too much in Reach, and post-Halo 3 Sword mechanics sucking immense scrotum.
That fucking lunge...
The only lunge that sucked was Halo 2's, doe. Wut u on aboot?
Reach's lunge fucking sucked
Sounds like someone didn't like Target Practice.
fix'd
What's target practice?
Where you camp in a room with a Shotgun and Magnum and gun down zombies
Those were the days. I'd always kick ass as a zombie too.


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Terrible story.
Terrible characters.
Bloom.
AAs
Sword block.
Ruined Firefight.
>sword block
>bad


I thoroughly enjoyed this feature
>Sword block
>Good
Terrible feature that is bullshit
Exactly.

There's no way anyone should be able to block the sheer force of the Energy Sword.
It was a free get out of jail card too.
"You were dumb enough to go head to head against a sword user? Well just melee it and you'll be fine".

Sword clash wasn't as bad.
Sword clash was best thing ever until you'd die from clashing too much in Reach, and post-Halo 3 Sword mechanics sucking immense scrotum.
That fucking lunge...
The only lunge that sucked was Halo 2's, doe. Wut u on aboot?
Reach's lunge fucking sucked
Sounds like someone didn't like Target Practice.
fix'd
What's target practice?
Where you camp in a room with a Shotgun and Magnum and gun down zombies
Or on a roof. Or Sword Base tunnels.

Essentially, that's all it ever was.
But Halo 3's Living Dead was way better mainly because most of the maps were made exclusively for Infection.


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But the pistol didn't have a zoom.


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
But the pistol didn't have a zoom.
The Shotgun was better, there was no sword block, you could pick up ammo from dead team mates, and the maps were way better.

Oh, I almost forgot. There were other game types too, not just regular Infection like Reach.


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Don't even hate it. Thought invasion was ok.
Just didn't enjoy it as much as the other bungie-halo gaems.


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
It was a good game


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
But the pistol didn't have a zoom.
That was the best part. Zombies had more of a chance to get closer, because you needed to be a good shot to pick them off at range, and you couldn't fire super fast.


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- DMR is too powerful against everything
Halo 2 and 3 have the same issue with the BR


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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
At first I thought it was awesome. Then I started seeing the criticism and denied it. Then I went back to Halo 3 for a while and loved it. Then came back to Reach. It fucking sucked. Then I played Halo 4, and learned the true depths of utter failure.

So in conclusion Reach is...meh. At best and at worst.


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!

- DMR is too powerful against everything
Halo 2 and 3 have the same issue with the BR
The BR didn't do anything to vehicles.

The DMR does way too much damage for a spawn weapon.


 
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—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
3 > 2 > Reach > CE > everything else


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I liked it somewhat. AAs kind of ruined it for me though, and I was never fond of the grenades.


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
- Bloom
- Armor Lock
- Shit maps
- Boring and slow gameplay
- Health Packs in multiplayer
- Vehicles made of Paper
- Banshee is OP
- Only 2 maps for Invasion
- Only 1 Forge Map
- No ranking system
- No space battles for multiplayer
- DMR is too powerful against everything
- Boring campaign
- The Cage and Asylum exist
- Sword Block
- Only 1 person can watch films in theater
- Most of the weapons are useless

The things Reach did right was the Armor Customization, Forge mechanics, and the UI.
Mad because he got killed by armorlock and banshees

Seriously those were like my two favorite ways to kill people
You're a terrible human being.


 
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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
- Bloom
- Armor Lock
- Shit maps
- Boring and slow gameplay
- Health Packs in multiplayer
- Vehicles made of Paper
- Banshee is OP
- Only 2 maps for Invasion
- Only 1 Forge Map
- No ranking system
- No space battles for multiplayer
- DMR is too powerful against everything
- Boring campaign
- The Cage and Asylum exist
- Sword Block
- Only 1 person can watch films in theater
- Most of the weapons are useless

The things Reach did right was the Armor Customization, Forge mechanics, and the UI.
Mad because he got killed by armorlock and banshees

Seriously those were like my two favorite ways to kill people
You're a terrible human being.
I'm le banshee whore expert

I got so many unfrigginbelievables from the banshee
You are literally worse than Hitler. Hitler at least had a kick ass 'stache.