Why do all ME2 squadmates have daddy issues

ΚΑΤΑΝΑΛΩΤΗΣ · August 25, 2015, 08:56:14 PM

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Mattie G Indahouse · August 25, 2015, 09:05:37 PM

I was going to say Grunt has no daddy but not having one would be a daddy issue.

Sandtrap · August 25, 2015, 09:28:59 PM

Mordin is a daddy. So he's fine.

Zaheed is probably too old to even remember a father. So he's fine.

But, on thinking of it. You're about 90% right. Which, is terrible frankly, because now it seems like Shepard tried to plow everybody in the first game, and then went into advanced tactics for plowing everything with daddy issues in the second.

And then I guess, in the third one, he dumped all them highschool bitches.

You've turned ME into a token highschool fanfic. I'm just gonna go whitewash whatever decent memories I had left of the series now.

Mmmmm Napalm · August 25, 2015, 09:59:49 PM

Thane is the daddy issue.

Azumarill · August 25, 2015, 10:05:07 PM

because bioware cant write compelling characters ~(8l=o]

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · August 25, 2015, 10:11:52 PM

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Batch · August 25, 2015, 10:23:40 PM

Uhhh Edi?

Azumarill · August 25, 2015, 10:27:45 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on August 25, 2015, 10:11:52 PM

Quote from: Azumarill on August 25, 2015, 10:05:07 PM
~(8l=o]
the fuck is this shit?

look at it from the side

its a teemo

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · August 25, 2015, 10:28:25 PM

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Sandtrap · August 25, 2015, 10:28:37 PM

Quote from: Batch on August 25, 2015, 10:23:40 PM

Uhhh Edi?

Was made by the Illusive man who put locks on her data banks and other fuckery.

Naru · August 25, 2015, 10:33:46 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on August 25, 2015, 10:28:25 PM

Quote from: Azumarill on August 25, 2015, 10:27:45 PM
Quote from: SoporificSlash on August 25, 2015, 10:11:52 PM
Quote from: Azumarill on August 25, 2015, 10:05:07 PM
~(8l=o]
the fuck is this shit?
look at it from the side

its a teemo

that's some gay shit, man

why do you think i call kupo teemo?

Jono · August 25, 2015, 10:44:08 PM

Did Jack even know her parents?

Coconut Marty · August 26, 2015, 12:00:20 AM

I'm really glad that I'm not the only one who recognized this.

Kiwicake · August 26, 2015, 12:22:08 AM

Oh

Oh wow you're right

Girl of Mystery · August 26, 2015, 01:07:21 AM

Garrus, Thane and Mordin don't.
Or Zaeed and Kasumi.

Deleted · August 26, 2015, 01:09:03 AM

I was going to say Legion but I suppose the lolQuarians count....

Fuckking Bioware

Deleted · August 26, 2015, 01:10:17 AM

Quote from: Solid Lemon on August 26, 2015, 01:07:21 AM

Garrus, Thane and Mordin don't.
Or Zaeed and Kasumi.

Garrus does
He's at odds with his dad because he ragequit C-Sec

Sandtrap · August 26, 2015, 01:11:38 AM

Quote from: Solid Lemon on August 26, 2015, 01:07:21 AM

Garrus, Thane and Mordin don't.
Or Zaeed and Kasumi.

Kasumi has boyfriend issues though. And as somebody said.

Thane IS the daddy issue.

Girl of Mystery · August 26, 2015, 01:17:29 AM

Quote from: Dragonic Overlord on August 26, 2015, 01:10:17 AM

Quote from: Solid Lemon on August 26, 2015, 01:07:21 AM
Garrus, Thane and Mordin don't.
Or Zaeed and Kasumi.

Garrus does
He's at odds with his dad because he ragequit C-Sec

That was ME1.

Mat Cauthon · August 26, 2015, 07:10:31 AM

It would be better to say "family issues".
For Samara it's her daughter, for Legion: his family, for Grunt: his family.

You're not wrong though.