What the fuck are these overpowered people I get summoned to battle?

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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
This is why Dark Souls is for retards.

Eh the game can be pretty cryptic. When it first came out I just gave up and stopped playing it and just read some wikis and watched lore videos and along the way I just kind of picked up what to do in the game. Fast forward about 2 years and I beat it, it was enjoyable. People say that going in already knowing stuff ruins the experience but I still had fun.

This. I was like "hurr durr this game sucks ass ill never play it again" when I was in the Asylum. I thought the mechanics and gameplay was a heap of dog shit. I put the game down for a few months, and then returned when I was really bored one day. I persisted, and well, it turns out to be one of the best games I've ever played.
It's a bit of a slog at first but when I got past Sen's I knew I was in it for good. Never looked bacl :)

It took you to get to Sen's for the game to sink its hooks into you? Jeez, I got hooked after the Burg.
I think it was because it took until Sen's for me to really get into the flow and finally realize I may be able to beat the game. Everything up to then I just kind of stumbled through, and Sen's felt like the make or break point of the game for me. It's like From put it there as a way of saying 'Alright, you made it here. Now are you definitely sure you want to push on? Yes? Good, go get them champ.'

Then you get to Anor Londo. Full of dangerous walkways and towering giants. And you just think to yourself 'Well I said I was gonna push on so fuck it, let's do this!'

Oh yeah, I remember it was because I followed a guide. I value a functioning controller and an enjoyable game instead of a broken controller and a more enjoyable, albeit frustrating game.

But seriously, FUCK those fucking archer knights in Anor Londo. Cunts.
I don't think I would have been able to finish it if I didn't know what I was doing by reading a guide. Sure some people may see it as cheapening the experience but fuck those guys, I want to know how to find stuff and make the game more manageable.


And fuck those assholes they still give me trouble. Good thing they stagger pretty easily


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This is why Dark Souls is for retards.

Eh the game can be pretty cryptic. When it first came out I just gave up and stopped playing it and just read some wikis and watched lore videos and along the way I just kind of picked up what to do in the game. Fast forward about 2 years and I beat it, it was enjoyable. People say that going in already knowing stuff ruins the experience but I still had fun.

This. I was like "hurr durr this game sucks ass ill never play it again" when I was in the Asylum. I thought the mechanics and gameplay was a heap of dog shit. I put the game down for a few months, and then returned when I was really bored one day. I persisted, and well, it turns out to be one of the best games I've ever played.
It's a bit of a slog at first but when I got past Sen's I knew I was in it for good. Never looked bacl :)

It took you to get to Sen's for the game to sink its hooks into you? Jeez, I got hooked after the Burg.
I think it was because it took until Sen's for me to really get into the flow and finally realize I may be able to beat the game. Everything up to then I just kind of stumbled through, and Sen's felt like the make or break point of the game for me. It's like From put it there as a way of saying 'Alright, you made it here. Now are you definitely sure you want to push on? Yes? Good, go get them champ.'

Then you get to Anor Londo. Full of dangerous walkways and towering giants. And you just think to yourself 'Well I said I was gonna push on so fuck it, let's do this!'

Oh yeah, I remember it was because I followed a guide. I value a functioning controller and an enjoyable game instead of a broken controller and a more enjoyable, albeit frustrating game.

But seriously, FUCK those fucking archer knights in Anor Londo. Cunts.
I don't think I would have been able to finish it if I didn't know what I was doing by reading a guide. Sure some people may see it as cheapening the experience but fuck those guys, I want to know how to find stuff and make the game more manageable.


And fuck those assholes they still give me trouble. Good thing they stagger pretty easily

It came to a point where I'd just get a summon solely for the purpose of suiciding for those archer knights. It's the most difficult part of the game for me.


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
This is why Dark Souls is for retards.

Eh the game can be pretty cryptic. When it first came out I just gave up and stopped playing it and just read some wikis and watched lore videos and along the way I just kind of picked up what to do in the game. Fast forward about 2 years and I beat it, it was enjoyable. People say that going in already knowing stuff ruins the experience but I still had fun.

This. I was like "hurr durr this game sucks ass ill never play it again" when I was in the Asylum. I thought the mechanics and gameplay was a heap of dog shit. I put the game down for a few months, and then returned when I was really bored one day. I persisted, and well, it turns out to be one of the best games I've ever played.
It's a bit of a slog at first but when I got past Sen's I knew I was in it for good. Never looked bacl :)

It took you to get to Sen's for the game to sink its hooks into you? Jeez, I got hooked after the Burg.
I think it was because it took until Sen's for me to really get into the flow and finally realize I may be able to beat the game. Everything up to then I just kind of stumbled through, and Sen's felt like the make or break point of the game for me. It's like From put it there as a way of saying 'Alright, you made it here. Now are you definitely sure you want to push on? Yes? Good, go get them champ.'

Then you get to Anor Londo. Full of dangerous walkways and towering giants. And you just think to yourself 'Well I said I was gonna push on so fuck it, let's do this!'

Oh yeah, I remember it was because I followed a guide. I value a functioning controller and an enjoyable game instead of a broken controller and a more enjoyable, albeit frustrating game.

But seriously, FUCK those fucking archer knights in Anor Londo. Cunts.
I don't think I would have been able to finish it if I didn't know what I was doing by reading a guide. Sure some people may see it as cheapening the experience but fuck those guys, I want to know how to find stuff and make the game more manageable.


And fuck those assholes they still give me trouble. Good thing they stagger pretty easily

It came to a point where I'd just get a summon solely for the purpose of suiciding for those archer knights. It's the most difficult part of the game for me.
I finished the whole thing without Summoning, soloing O+S with Super Ornstein was the great highlight of the game for me. It's not as hard when you realize you can ignore the Knight on the left.


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This is why Dark Souls is for retards.

Eh the game can be pretty cryptic. When it first came out I just gave up and stopped playing it and just read some wikis and watched lore videos and along the way I just kind of picked up what to do in the game. Fast forward about 2 years and I beat it, it was enjoyable. People say that going in already knowing stuff ruins the experience but I still had fun.

This. I was like "hurr durr this game sucks ass ill never play it again" when I was in the Asylum. I thought the mechanics and gameplay was a heap of dog shit. I put the game down for a few months, and then returned when I was really bored one day. I persisted, and well, it turns out to be one of the best games I've ever played.
It's a bit of a slog at first but when I got past Sen's I knew I was in it for good. Never looked bacl :)

It took you to get to Sen's for the game to sink its hooks into you? Jeez, I got hooked after the Burg.
I think it was because it took until Sen's for me to really get into the flow and finally realize I may be able to beat the game. Everything up to then I just kind of stumbled through, and Sen's felt like the make or break point of the game for me. It's like From put it there as a way of saying 'Alright, you made it here. Now are you definitely sure you want to push on? Yes? Good, go get them champ.'

Then you get to Anor Londo. Full of dangerous walkways and towering giants. And you just think to yourself 'Well I said I was gonna push on so fuck it, let's do this!'

Oh yeah, I remember it was because I followed a guide. I value a functioning controller and an enjoyable game instead of a broken controller and a more enjoyable, albeit frustrating game.

But seriously, FUCK those fucking archer knights in Anor Londo. Cunts.
I don't think I would have been able to finish it if I didn't know what I was doing by reading a guide. Sure some people may see it as cheapening the experience but fuck those guys, I want to know how to find stuff and make the game more manageable.


And fuck those assholes they still give me trouble. Good thing they stagger pretty easily

It came to a point where I'd just get a summon solely for the purpose of suiciding for those archer knights. It's the most difficult part of the game for me.
I finished the whole thing without Summoning, soloing O+S with Super Ornstein was the great highlight of the game for me. It's not as hard when you realize you can ignore the Knight on the left.

The one on the left still manages to fuck me over.

Y'know, now that I'm more experienced at the game I might give it a try without summoning. Could be fun.

I remember I had to beat the Four Fags without a summon, because nobody puts signs down in New Londo. It was a nightmare.


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
This is why Dark Souls is for retards.

Eh the game can be pretty cryptic. When it first came out I just gave up and stopped playing it and just read some wikis and watched lore videos and along the way I just kind of picked up what to do in the game. Fast forward about 2 years and I beat it, it was enjoyable. People say that going in already knowing stuff ruins the experience but I still had fun.

This. I was like "hurr durr this game sucks ass ill never play it again" when I was in the Asylum. I thought the mechanics and gameplay was a heap of dog shit. I put the game down for a few months, and then returned when I was really bored one day. I persisted, and well, it turns out to be one of the best games I've ever played.
It's a bit of a slog at first but when I got past Sen's I knew I was in it for good. Never looked bacl :)

It took you to get to Sen's for the game to sink its hooks into you? Jeez, I got hooked after the Burg.
I think it was because it took until Sen's for me to really get into the flow and finally realize I may be able to beat the game. Everything up to then I just kind of stumbled through, and Sen's felt like the make or break point of the game for me. It's like From put it there as a way of saying 'Alright, you made it here. Now are you definitely sure you want to push on? Yes? Good, go get them champ.'

Then you get to Anor Londo. Full of dangerous walkways and towering giants. And you just think to yourself 'Well I said I was gonna push on so fuck it, let's do this!'

Oh yeah, I remember it was because I followed a guide. I value a functioning controller and an enjoyable game instead of a broken controller and a more enjoyable, albeit frustrating game.

But seriously, FUCK those fucking archer knights in Anor Londo. Cunts.
I don't think I would have been able to finish it if I didn't know what I was doing by reading a guide. Sure some people may see it as cheapening the experience but fuck those guys, I want to know how to find stuff and make the game more manageable.


And fuck those assholes they still give me trouble. Good thing they stagger pretty easily

It came to a point where I'd just get a summon solely for the purpose of suiciding for those archer knights. It's the most difficult part of the game for me.
I finished the whole thing without Summoning, soloing O+S with Super Ornstein was the great highlight of the game for me. It's not as hard when you realize you can ignore the Knight on the left.

The one on the left still manages to fuck me over.

Y'know, now that I'm more experienced at the game I might give it a try without summoning. Could be fun.

I remember I had to beat the Four Fags without a summon, because nobody puts signs down in New Londo. It was a nightmare.
There's a summon for The Four Burger Kings? o_O


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This is why Dark Souls is for retards.

Eh the game can be pretty cryptic. When it first came out I just gave up and stopped playing it and just read some wikis and watched lore videos and along the way I just kind of picked up what to do in the game. Fast forward about 2 years and I beat it, it was enjoyable. People say that going in already knowing stuff ruins the experience but I still had fun.

This. I was like "hurr durr this game sucks ass ill never play it again" when I was in the Asylum. I thought the mechanics and gameplay was a heap of dog shit. I put the game down for a few months, and then returned when I was really bored one day. I persisted, and well, it turns out to be one of the best games I've ever played.
It's a bit of a slog at first but when I got past Sen's I knew I was in it for good. Never looked bacl :)

It took you to get to Sen's for the game to sink its hooks into you? Jeez, I got hooked after the Burg.
I think it was because it took until Sen's for me to really get into the flow and finally realize I may be able to beat the game. Everything up to then I just kind of stumbled through, and Sen's felt like the make or break point of the game for me. It's like From put it there as a way of saying 'Alright, you made it here. Now are you definitely sure you want to push on? Yes? Good, go get them champ.'

Then you get to Anor Londo. Full of dangerous walkways and towering giants. And you just think to yourself 'Well I said I was gonna push on so fuck it, let's do this!'

Oh yeah, I remember it was because I followed a guide. I value a functioning controller and an enjoyable game instead of a broken controller and a more enjoyable, albeit frustrating game.

But seriously, FUCK those fucking archer knights in Anor Londo. Cunts.
I don't think I would have been able to finish it if I didn't know what I was doing by reading a guide. Sure some people may see it as cheapening the experience but fuck those guys, I want to know how to find stuff and make the game more manageable.


And fuck those assholes they still give me trouble. Good thing they stagger pretty easily

It came to a point where I'd just get a summon solely for the purpose of suiciding for those archer knights. It's the most difficult part of the game for me.
I finished the whole thing without Summoning, soloing O+S with Super Ornstein was the great highlight of the game for me. It's not as hard when you realize you can ignore the Knight on the left.

The one on the left still manages to fuck me over.

Y'know, now that I'm more experienced at the game I might give it a try without summoning. Could be fun.

I remember I had to beat the Four Fags without a summon, because nobody puts signs down in New Londo. It was a nightmare.
There's a summon for The Four Burger Kings? o_O

Yeah, on one of the little islands with the bridges that lead to New Londo.


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
This is why Dark Souls is for retards.

Eh the game can be pretty cryptic. When it first came out I just gave up and stopped playing it and just read some wikis and watched lore videos and along the way I just kind of picked up what to do in the game. Fast forward about 2 years and I beat it, it was enjoyable. People say that going in already knowing stuff ruins the experience but I still had fun.

This. I was like "hurr durr this game sucks ass ill never play it again" when I was in the Asylum. I thought the mechanics and gameplay was a heap of dog shit. I put the game down for a few months, and then returned when I was really bored one day. I persisted, and well, it turns out to be one of the best games I've ever played.
It's a bit of a slog at first but when I got past Sen's I knew I was in it for good. Never looked bacl :)

It took you to get to Sen's for the game to sink its hooks into you? Jeez, I got hooked after the Burg.
I think it was because it took until Sen's for me to really get into the flow and finally realize I may be able to beat the game. Everything up to then I just kind of stumbled through, and Sen's felt like the make or break point of the game for me. It's like From put it there as a way of saying 'Alright, you made it here. Now are you definitely sure you want to push on? Yes? Good, go get them champ.'

Then you get to Anor Londo. Full of dangerous walkways and towering giants. And you just think to yourself 'Well I said I was gonna push on so fuck it, let's do this!'

Oh yeah, I remember it was because I followed a guide. I value a functioning controller and an enjoyable game instead of a broken controller and a more enjoyable, albeit frustrating game.

But seriously, FUCK those fucking archer knights in Anor Londo. Cunts.
I don't think I would have been able to finish it if I didn't know what I was doing by reading a guide. Sure some people may see it as cheapening the experience but fuck those guys, I want to know how to find stuff and make the game more manageable.


And fuck those assholes they still give me trouble. Good thing they stagger pretty easily

It came to a point where I'd just get a summon solely for the purpose of suiciding for those archer knights. It's the most difficult part of the game for me.
I finished the whole thing without Summoning, soloing O+S with Super Ornstein was the great highlight of the game for me. It's not as hard when you realize you can ignore the Knight on the left.

The one on the left still manages to fuck me over.

Y'know, now that I'm more experienced at the game I might give it a try without summoning. Could be fun.

I remember I had to beat the Four Fags without a summon, because nobody puts signs down in New Londo. It was a nightmare.
There's a summon for The Four Burger Kings? o_O

Yeah, on one of the little islands with the bridges that lead to New Londo.
Don't bosses get boosted health with a summon though? I don't see how that would help in a fight that relies on you killing them as fast as possible


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Reminds me of the sl.1 chaos blade invaders.
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i kinda wished the game would explain what meant what in the game, its too vague. but its still fun tbh fam


 
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i kinda wished the game would explain what meant what in the game, its too vague. but its still fun tbh fam
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