What game would you rate 0/10?

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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
uhhhh i have no idea

BS Infinite maybe


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
uhhhh i have no idea

BS Infinite maybe
FUCKING kill yourself holy shit
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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I can honestly say I've never played a 0/10 game. But Dunkey has done it a few times.


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uhhhh i have no idea

BS Infinite maybe

I wouldn't give them a 0/10, personally, but god damn I just couldn't enjoy the Bioshock games at all.


 
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I don't think I could, to be honest.

A 0/10 implies that the product failed to reach even the bare minimum required to even be considered a "game", and that there's just nothing even remotely interesting or redeeming about it at all, on any level.

I don't think I've played a game that bad, but I'm sure they're out there.

I've joked about giving games 0/10s in the past, but that's all a 0/10 means to me, really--it's like a "joke" score.
No one ever gives them out seriously, so it's hard to take you seriously if you're going to be that harsh.

So I try not to be that harsh.


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I don't think I could, to be honest.

A 0/10 implies that the product failed to reach even the bare minimum required to even be considered a "game", and that there's just nothing even remotely interesting or redeeming about it at all, on any level.

I don't think I've played a game that bad, but I'm sure they're out there.

I've joked about giving games 0/10s in the past, but that's all a 0/10 means to me, really--it's like a "joke" score.
No one ever gives them out seriously, so it's hard to take you seriously if you're going to be that harsh.

So I try not to be that harsh.

What about Big Rigs: Over the road racing? Shit barely qualifies as a game.

Funnily enough, this thread was originally going to be "Does any game truly deserve a 0/10 score?" but I couldn't be bothered and I just scrapped it.


 
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What about Big Rigs: Over the road racing? Shit barely qualifies as a game.

Funnily enough, this thread was originally going to be "Does any game truly deserve a 0/10 score?" but I couldn't be bothered and I just scrapped it.
I mean, I've only seen the GameSpot review, and going off of that... yeah, it looks pretty abysmal, but like...

With games that bad, it's easy to make your own fun. Watching gameplay footage of it, and seeing the various ways you can exploit its terrible physics engine, and just fuck about doing stupid shit... it actually looks fun as fuck.

So paradoxically, it could be described as a fun game. Just not at all in the way the developers intended.
But that, to me, still would at least warrant a 1/10.

A 0/10 would have to like... make me sad that it even exists. Like, not even angry... just sad.
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Actually, you know what? I think I know a game.

There's this game for the PS2 (and Xbox, I believe) called The Guy Game.

I'm gonna let Wikipedia do the talking for me:
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Presented in a trivia gameshow style supporting up to four players, it consists of about 1,000 questions spread out over 20 episodes. Much of the game involves watching live-action video footage of young women in bikinis, and as the player succeeds in the game the women eventually expose their breasts. The game garnered much controversy and was the subject of a lawsuit.
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Four months after the game's release a lawsuit was brought against Top Heavy Studios, Sony Computer Entertainment America Inc., Microsoft Corp., and Gathering of Developers. A woman known as Diane in the game (who is found in Set 5, Episode 20) explained that she was not informed that footage would be used to promote the video game. At the time the footage was recorded, Diane was only seventeen years old, making her underage according to US law. A Travis County judge granted a temporary restraining order prohibiting Microsoft, Sony, and others from selling any game that contained the girl's image, voice, and name. Despite this, new and used copies of this game can still be found in many stores and online.

My mother bought it for my father as a gift one day, and... we still have it.

I don't think I need to say anything else, really.

0/10.


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Actually, you know what? I think I know a game.

There's this game for the PS2 (and Xbox, I believe) called The Guy Game.

I'm gonna let Wikipedia do the talking for me:
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Presented in a trivia gameshow style supporting up to four players, it consists of about 1,000 questions spread out over 20 episodes. Much of the game involves watching live-action video footage of young women in bikinis, and as the player succeeds in the game the women eventually expose their breasts. The game garnered much controversy and was the subject of a lawsuit.
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Four months after the game's release a lawsuit was brought against Top Heavy Studios, Sony Computer Entertainment America Inc., Microsoft Corp., and Gathering of Developers. A woman known as Diane in the game (who is found in Set 5, Episode 20) explained that she was not informed that footage would be used to promote the video game. At the time the footage was recorded, Diane was only seventeen years old, making her underage according to US law. A Travis County judge granted a temporary restraining order prohibiting Microsoft, Sony, and others from selling any game that contained the girl's image, voice, and name. Despite this, new and used copies of this game can still be found in many stores and online.

My mother bought it for my father as a gift one day, and... we still have it.

I don't think I need to say anything else, really.

0/10.
Okay. Why was this underage girl with older guys filming her topless to begin with?


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Okay. Why was this underage girl with older guys filming her topless to begin with?
She admitted during the case that she lied about her age in order to take part in the, uh, festivities. Fake ID or something, I don't know. Dumb bitch.


 
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Nicktoons Unite I would give a 0/10. That game was fucking awful.


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I'm trying to think, because if a game even gives me like a couple of minuets of fun then it's not a 0/10.

The closes I suppose would have to be Bioshock Infinite.


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I figure it'd have to be a game where it's understandable that no one could possibly enjoy it.  So something like an amateur Flash game that constantly crashes or something.


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0/10 kinda implies there's nothing there. Like if I handed you a blank piece of paper and said it was an Xbox game.


 
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I can't think of any games I'd give a 0/10, but I've played some Halo Custom Edition mods that come close.

There's this one map with like 8 different releases, that's just a compilation of Sonic, Ratchet and Clank and Mario assets (probably can't even call them that tbh) thrown together in Assault on the Control Room's first open canyon bsp. I'd assume it was intended for use as a collective tag dump, but the maps were still a collective piece of shit and ripping tags from maps usually corrupts the file anyway.

Bigass also has possibly the worst map layout of any Multiplayer game including mods, but the texturing and gunplay was good enough for it to not be a 0.


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Too Human, it literally isn't a game anymore

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Actually, you know what? I think I know a game.

There's this game for the PS2 (and Xbox, I believe) called The Guy Game.

I'm gonna let Wikipedia do the talking for me:
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Presented in a trivia gameshow style supporting up to four players, it consists of about 1,000 questions spread out over 20 episodes. Much of the game involves watching live-action video footage of young women in bikinis, and as the player succeeds in the game the women eventually expose their breasts. The game garnered much controversy and was the subject of a lawsuit.
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Four months after the game's release a lawsuit was brought against Top Heavy Studios, Sony Computer Entertainment America Inc., Microsoft Corp., and Gathering of Developers. A woman known as Diane in the game (who is found in Set 5, Episode 20) explained that she was not informed that footage would be used to promote the video game. At the time the footage was recorded, Diane was only seventeen years old, making her underage according to US law. A Travis County judge granted a temporary restraining order prohibiting Microsoft, Sony, and others from selling any game that contained the girl's image, voice, and name. Despite this, new and used copies of this game can still be found in many stores and online.

My mother bought it for my father as a gift one day, and... we still have it.

I don't think I need to say anything else, really.

0/10.
now I know what I want for Christmas