What Do You Hate About 343 ?

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The Forerunner Trilogy and anything that has to do with it, so basically everything happening in the story since. On the other hand, it's decent if you ignore that it has anything to do with its title franchise. Kinda like the 1998 Godzilla film, or DmC.
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testicle head would agree with me
Testicle head would disagree.

He's the star of the saga.

That's true, but he didn't have a testicle head before the trilogy. Or insanity.


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The Forerunner Trilogy and anything that has to do with it, so basically everything happening in the story since. On the other hand, it's decent if you ignore that it has anything to do with its title franchise. Kinda like the 1998 Godzilla film, or DmC.
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testicle head would agree with me
Testicle head would disagree.

He's the star of the saga.

That's true, but he didn't have a testicle head before the trilogy. Or insanity.
What are you trying to say?

The Ur-Didact was a great villain that got shafted by a shit writer in a shitty comic book.


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a great villain

with a testicle for a head


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a great villain

with a testicle for a head
You're really obsessed with testicles.


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a great villain

with a testicle for a head
You're really obsessed with testicles.

I am when I have to look at a fucking face attached to one.


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The Forerunner Trilogy and anything that has to do with it, so basically everything happening in the story since. On the other hand, it's decent if you ignore that it has anything to do with its title franchise. Kinda like the 1998 Godzilla film, or DmC.
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testicle head would agree with me
end yourself



pointless anticlimactic martyr would also agree with me
I believe the proper name is:

pointless anticlimatic "I can take on 900 pound space bear-gorrila-rhinos, but I can't deal with other humans" dead hostage


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a great villain

with a testicle for a head
You're really obsessed with testicles.

I am when I have to look at a fucking face attached to one.
Jeez calm down.


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The Forerunner Trilogy and anything that has to do with it, so basically everything happening in the story since. On the other hand, it's decent if you ignore that it has anything to do with its title franchise. Kinda like the 1998 Godzilla film, or DmC.
kill yourself

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testicle head would agree with me
Testicle head would disagree.

He's the star of the saga.

That's true, but he didn't have a testicle head before the trilogy. Or insanity.
but he was always testicle head



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The Forerunner Trilogy and anything that has to do with it, so basically everything happening in the story since. On the other hand, it's decent if you ignore that it has anything to do with its title franchise. Kinda like the 1998 Godzilla film, or DmC.
kill yourself

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testicle head would agree with me
Testicle head would disagree.

He's the star of the saga.

That's true, but he didn't have a testicle head before the trilogy. Or insanity.
but he was always testicle head



His actual testicles probably resemble heads.


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The Forerunner Trilogy and anything that has to do with it, so basically everything happening in the story since. On the other hand, it's decent if you ignore that it has anything to do with its title franchise. Kinda like the 1998 Godzilla film, or DmC.
kill yourself

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testicle head would agree with me
Testicle head would disagree.

He's the star of the saga.

That's true, but he didn't have a testicle head before the trilogy. Or insanity.
but he was always testicle head



His actual testicles probably resemble heads.
or does he have a cloaca?

gotta be asking the real questions.


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The Forerunner Trilogy and anything that has to do with it, so basically everything happening in the story since. On the other hand, it's decent if you ignore that it has anything to do with its title franchise. Kinda like the 1998 Godzilla film, or DmC.
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testicle head would agree with me
end yourself


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this thread is dildos


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if a forerunner cried would their tears be white?


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if a forerunner cried would their tears be white?


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I don't really want to type up all the words I'd have to say on the matter.

So I'm going to take a page from Bacon's book.

Multiplayer is canon.

That means pizza AR is canon.

And that means part of me is dead inside.



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About 343 specifically I'd have to say their art direction for the Armour. Easily the worst in the series tbh. And their story direction is far outside where I'd like the Halo trilogy to have gone.


 
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About 343 specifically I'd have to say their art direction for the Armour. Easily the worst in the series tbh. And their story direction is far outside where I'd like the Halo trilogy to have gone.
You don't have to entirely blame 343i for a good amount of the armor.
http://www.liquiddevelopment.com/projects/halo.php


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About 343 specifically I'd have to say their art direction for the Armour. Easily the worst in the series tbh. And their story direction is far outside where I'd like the Halo trilogy to have gone.
You don't have to entirely blame 343i for a good amount of the armor.
http://www.liquiddevelopment.com/projects/halo.php
Liquid development only made the 3D models. The concept art of the armor that the models were based off of were done by 343i artists and approved by their art leads.


 
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GrifHostball in Halo 5


No seriously. How can Grifball in Halo 5 be biased towards the host, when the host of the game is a dedicated server?

Not like some IT asshat is sitting up in Microsoft's Azure Complex with an Xbox One spliced into one of Halo 5's servers and making sure he gets matched up with Nick most of the time.

If it was MCC, sure. The game did default back to peer-to-peer for almost every match, but Halo 5 literally has no peer-to-peer.

Dedicated servers don't mean a lot when you're across continents or past the region they're hosted in. So long as you remain on the north american side of the world the dedicated server is based in, you'll have almost no connection issues.

Extend the range to other continents and parts of the world?

Issues will exist.


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GrifHostball in Halo 5


No seriously. How can Grifball in Halo 5 be biased towards the host, when the host of the game is a dedicated server?

Not like some IT asshat is sitting up in Microsoft's Azure Complex with an Xbox One spliced into one of Halo 5's servers and making sure he gets matched up with Nick most of the time.

If it was MCC, sure. The game did default back to peer-to-peer for almost every match, but Halo 5 literally has no peer-to-peer.

Dedicated servers don't mean a lot when you're across continents or past the region they're hosted in. So long as you remain on the north american side of the world the dedicated server is based in, you'll have almost no connection issues.

Extend the range to other continents and parts of the world?

Issues will exist.
I dunno, Halo 5 is basically the only game I can play without lag.
Plus I thought it matches you with people of the same region anyway


 
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GrifHostball in Halo 5


No seriously. How can Grifball in Halo 5 be biased towards the host, when the host of the game is a dedicated server?

Not like some IT asshat is sitting up in Microsoft's Azure Complex with an Xbox One spliced into one of Halo 5's servers and making sure he gets matched up with Nick most of the time.

If it was MCC, sure. The game did default back to peer-to-peer for almost every match, but Halo 5 literally has no peer-to-peer.

Dedicated servers don't mean a lot when you're across continents or past the region they're hosted in. So long as you remain on the north american side of the world the dedicated server is based in, you'll have almost no connection issues.

Extend the range to other continents and parts of the world?

Issues will exist.
I dunno, Halo 5 is basically the only game I can play without lag.
Plus I thought it matches you with people of the same region anyway

But you're the only human being in australia.


 
 
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The abomination that is Halo 4
Their armor designs are complete garbage
Halo 5's story is ridiculously underwhelming

Most things i'm fairly indifferent towards, but the one thing that I will never forgive them for is the Reach TU.

Motherfuckers killed my favourite game to pander to forum crybabies, who promptly left it anyway and the people who were happy playing it dropped down into the ~1000 players online mark.

They actually made Reach semi-bearable; Vanilla Reach is easily the worst thing to happen to Halo.  That's nice if you like bloom, punishment-free armor lock, more OP camo, sword-block, bleedthrough-free damage models, etc... but you're just objectively wrong if you do, that's all.
[for you]
I did and do
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The Forerunner Trilogy and anything that has to do with it, so basically everything happening in the story since. On the other hand, it's decent if you ignore that it has anything to do with its title franchise. Kinda like the 1998 Godzilla film, or DmC.
kill yourself

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testicle head would agree with me
Testicle head would disagree.

He's the star of the saga.

That's true, but he didn't have a testicle head before the trilogy. Or insanity.
but he was always testicle head



His actual testicles probably resemble heads.
or does he have a cloaca?

gotta be asking the real questions.

If I remember right, Forerunners were advanced enough that they didn't have kids in the "traditional" sense. There was a scene in the last forerunner novel were Librarian didn't give a fuck that some primitive forerunners were copping a feel of her out of her suit because there wasn't really anything there in the first place.

Forerunners made thier kids MoS Krypton style.


 
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