League of Legends

"Imma just feed, even though its ranked because Jungle didn't give me blue"

Oh, I'll generally quit a multiplayer game if it's halo and most of my team are AFK or quit or in any multiplayer game where the enemy team has map domination to the point that you're basically hiding inside base so that you don't get instantly raped by a 108mm shell or something. Those aren't fun to play. It's just hiding for fifteen minutes or whatever because actually moving just means you'll be getting friendly with Mr. 50 Cal very quickly.

I was doing a good job of suppressing memories of Halo matches that devolved into Whack-A-Mole simulator until you gave me a reminder. God, those games became absolutely pointless. How is it even possible for 8 players online to communicate well enough to lock down an entire map in the first 10 seconds of a game, when all the teammates I (we?) ever get matched with are permanently AFK, notorious teamkillers, or just spam the plasma pistol at Friendly tanks so they can stand in front of the turret and get a betrayal boot?

Skyrim's combat is so bad it gives me stomach ulcers

Destiny and sometimes Smash.

halo reach was good at making me rage. the stupid tracking mechanic on grenades in particular was very anger inducing.

I was never too stressed out about that untill they kicked it up to 9000 in Destiny but the worst part about that is that the mechanic was always laggy and grenades that clearly missed would suddenly teleport to you.

OT: Destiny, Smash Bros 4 Online, Metroid Other M and Halo (when playing with teams)

Force unleashed induced so much rage

Don't Be Nervous Talking to Girls.

Seriously fuck that game, if you can even call it that. Tried doing a let's play of it awhile back, I was too mad to continue. Not sure if I'll try again.

Halo 4 used to make me really mad for some reason

I was steaming when I fought Ornstein and Smough on my first playthrough.

Whenever, in a video game, when I shoot someone down to <10 health and they kill me. Even when I shot first.

That's some mothefucking bullshit dawg.