Verb's going to have a stroke.

Elai · August 20, 2015, 10:14:38 AM

Defeating Enemies Increases Your Bust Size

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...upcoming game for the PS Vita, Omega Labyrinth carries on the D3 Publisher traditional unhindged libido wackiness with an unhealthy obsession with boobs.

As the protagonist, you select students to navigate the dungeon to win the Cup of Beauty—a fabled item that will grant the bearer one wish. All the girls of the academy have the same wish: To increase their bust size.

By defeating enemies, not only do you obtain EXP, but you also gain “Omega Points”—the physical manifestation of “Womanly Power.” This power is, and I’m quoting here, “stored in the breasts. By gathering Omega Power, the girl’s breast size increases as well as their stats.”

The game will also apparently make use of the PS Vita’s motion sensor and rear touch pad for... stuff. Yes, the game is restricted for ages 17 and above.

Oh my god, I'm dying.

Ásgeirr · August 20, 2015, 10:15:15 AM

Sasuga Japan

CK97 · August 20, 2015, 10:17:48 AM

I wonder who thought that this was a good idea

Elai · August 20, 2015, 10:20:06 AM

Quote from: CK97 on August 20, 2015, 10:17:48 AM

I wonder who thought that this was a good idea

Fuggin' Japs, that's who

Kojima is about as normal as they get, which isn't saying much.

Luis · August 20, 2015, 10:22:58 AM

*sigh*
Why cant japs be normal
Guess two nukes can really mess up a whole country mentally

challengerX · August 20, 2015, 10:27:48 AM

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Verbatim · August 20, 2015, 10:28:14 AM

there's already tons of games like this

i fucking hate humans so much

let's not even pin it on the Japanese--it's all humanity
because it's not like there aren't any dumbfuck americans who enjoy games like this

Luis · August 20, 2015, 10:29:03 AM

Quote from: challengerX on August 20, 2015, 10:27:48 AM

Quote from: Luis on August 20, 2015, 10:22:58 AM
*sigh*
Why cant japs be normal
Guess two nukes can really mess up a whole country mentally
More like not enough

That goes without saying

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DAS B00T x2 · August 20, 2015, 10:30:19 AM

This isn't even something new. Par for the course, really, for Grorius Nippon

TB · August 20, 2015, 10:37:17 AM

Tyger · August 20, 2015, 10:37:28 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 20, 2015, 10:28:14 AM

there's already tons of games like this

i fucking hate humans so much

let's not even pin it on the Japanese--it's all humanity
because it's not like there aren't any dumbfuck americans who enjoy games like this

we both know you already pre ordered this

BaconShelf · August 20, 2015, 10:38:24 AM

Elai · August 20, 2015, 10:40:16 AM

Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 20, 2015, 10:30:19 AM

Par for the course, really, for Grorius Nippon

I had no idea what that meant so I looked it up. Found this lmao

Verbatim · August 20, 2015, 10:41:21 AM

grorious is engrish for glorious

Nippon is what stupid Japanese people call japan

because they're too stupid to know the name of their own country LOL

Elai · August 20, 2015, 10:42:07 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 20, 2015, 10:28:14 AM

there's already tons of games like this

i fucking hate humans so much

let's not even pin it on the Japanese--it's all humanity
because it's not like there aren't any dumbfuck americans who enjoy games like this

Did you hear about the new Dead or Alive?

Verbatim · August 20, 2015, 10:44:41 AM

what about it

Elai · August 20, 2015, 10:46:00 AM

It looks like it's going to be the magnum opus of the series. GOTY contender.

Elai · August 20, 2015, 10:46:23 AM

I know you enjoy these kinds of games that why I asked.

True Turquoise · August 20, 2015, 10:49:08 AM

That reminds me of the game I made a thread about, huh.

I wonder if that even came out.

DAS B00T x2 · August 20, 2015, 10:59:26 AM

Quote from: Saladin on August 20, 2015, 10:42:07 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 20, 2015, 10:28:14 AM
there's already tons of games like this

i fucking hate humans so much

let's not even pin it on the Japanese--it's all humanity
because it's not like there aren't any dumbfuck americans who enjoy games like this

Did you hear about the new Dead or Alive?

Oh god, a fucking third one?

Elai · August 20, 2015, 11:04:21 AM

Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 20, 2015, 10:59:26 AM

Oh god, a fucking third one?

I'm really looking forward to the progression of the franchise's story. These games always have such a rich and complex narrative, and the last one left on such a cliffhanger.

Tyger · August 20, 2015, 11:10:56 AM

I think I'll have a "stroke" when this game comes out

:^)

Verbatim · August 20, 2015, 11:12:21 AM

Quote from: Tyger on August 20, 2015, 11:10:56 AM

I think I'll have a "stroke" when this game comes out

:^)

YouTube

Elai · August 20, 2015, 11:12:31 AM

Quote from: Tyger on August 20, 2015, 11:10:56 AM

I think I'll have a "stroke" when this game comes out

:^)

I'm buying it for the story, it's superb. I don't even like Volleyball.

Ásgeirr · August 20, 2015, 11:13:41 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on August 20, 2015, 10:49:08 AM

I wonder if that even came out.

Implying you dont know <_____<

implying you dont own the boobendary edition <______<

True Turquoise · August 20, 2015, 11:15:10 AM

Quote from: e.e on August 20, 2015, 11:13:41 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on August 20, 2015, 10:49:08 AM
I wonder if that even came out.
Implying you dont know <_____<

implying you dont own the boobendary edition <______<

e.e
I'm not my sister.

Ásgeirr · August 20, 2015, 11:16:20 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on August 20, 2015, 11:15:10 AM

Quote from: e.e on August 20, 2015, 11:13:41 AM
Quote from: True Turquoise on August 20, 2015, 10:49:08 AM
I wonder if that even came out.
Implying you dont know <_____<

implying you dont own the boobendary edition <______<
e.e
I'm not my sister.

wow le.ewd

Verbatim · August 20, 2015, 11:19:56 AM

e_e about sums up my feelings towards this thread

if i didn't tear my eyelids off

True Turquoise · August 20, 2015, 11:20:38 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 20, 2015, 11:19:56 AM

e_e about sums up my feelings towards this thread

if i didn't tear my eyelids off

Don't tear them off, you need them to close your eyes when it airs