Ummm yeah about dark souls

Loaf · September 04, 2015, 01:38:08 PM

I hate the fucking forest so fucking much, I hate the fucking tree things. I upped my strength multiple times, I maxed out my armor and weapons in levels, I upped my fucking HP, I still can't get through the forest without dying because of packs of those stupid fucking tree things. Not to mention I can't even kill the dark wraiths.

Loaf · September 04, 2015, 01:42:43 PM

You can't even do anything to the wraiths. They just make you slow down so you can't move and then they kill you. I mean I have killed one like maybe 1 or 3 times but I just can't get past this part of the forest.

Big Boss · September 04, 2015, 02:22:32 PM

Quote from: Loaf on September 04, 2015, 01:38:08 PM

I hate the fucking forest so fucking much, I hate the fucking tree things. I upped my strength multiple times, I maxed out my armor and weapons in levels, I upped my fucking HP, I still can't get through the forest without dying because of packs of those stupid fucking tree things. Not to mention I can't even kill the dark wraiths.

You're fighting Darkwraiths? What?

Big Boss · September 04, 2015, 02:23:38 PM

Quote from: Septy on September 04, 2015, 09:48:53 AM

I've been playing the game for 2 months and I'm probably not even half way through. Only level 100

It's taken you 2 months to get halfway through? How?

Loaf · September 04, 2015, 02:32:01 PM

Quote from: Big Boss on September 04, 2015, 02:22:32 PM

Quote from: Loaf on September 04, 2015, 01:38:08 PM
I hate the fucking forest so fucking much, I hate the fucking tree things. I upped my strength multiple times, I maxed out my armor and weapons in levels, I upped my fucking HP, I still can't get through the forest without dying because of packs of those stupid fucking tree things. Not to mention I can't even kill the dark wraiths.
You're fighting Darkwraiths? What?

It must have been a glitch in the game. It told me that there was a darkwraith up ahead, but it's those really tall nights in full armor in the forest. I figured out a way to beat those and I found really nice elite armor, but I still can't beat them when there's the tree people as well as a tall night thing.

Loaf · September 04, 2015, 02:48:05 PM

HOLY FUUUUUUUUCK! So after you battle 3 giant armored things and a bunch of bush people, you have to fucking battle a giant butterfly boss? This game sucks so fucking bad, I don't even know how to handle the shittiness.

Septy · September 04, 2015, 04:36:04 PM

Quote from: Big Boss on September 04, 2015, 02:23:38 PM

Quote from: Septy on September 04, 2015, 09:48:53 AM
I've been playing the game for 2 months and I'm probably not even half way through. Only level 100

It's taken you 2 months to get halfway through? How?

Because I hardly play it

Septy · September 04, 2015, 04:37:02 PM

Quote from: Loaf on September 04, 2015, 02:48:05 PM

HOLY FUUUUUUUUCK! So after you battle 3 giant armored things and a bunch of bush people, you have to fucking battle a giant butterfly boss? This game sucks so fucking bad, I don't even know how to handle the shittiness.

lol mad cuz rekt

Loaf · September 05, 2015, 04:39:45 PM

I have no idea what to do right now in dark souls. I guess I will just have to level grind for 20000 souls to get the fucking door crest. I beat the gargoyles, I beat the moonlight butterfly, I beat the night that was guarding the tunnel in the forest basin. So basically it seems like my only options are battle that fucking heavily armored thing with the giant club, go into that cave in the forest basin and go down to the place with the impossible to beat dragons, or try to go to the catacombs. I don't feel like I am powerful enough to do that and I am past level 30 at this point. I level grinded a fuck.

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Big Boss · September 06, 2015, 06:57:18 AM

Go straight to Valley of the Drakes you'll be fine

Loaf · September 06, 2015, 08:04:58 PM

lol that video

True Turquoise · September 06, 2015, 08:14:20 PM

Septy · September 06, 2015, 08:56:02 PM

love me

Loaf · September 06, 2015, 08:59:17 PM

Okay so I got to neto. I dunno if I really want to try to beat him right now. Maybe I will go do some other stuff in the game because I am getting kind of sick of the catacombs, with it's fucking bonfire so far away from nito. I mean yeah you can jump down a ways, but it's still annoying.

Sandtrap · September 06, 2015, 10:47:01 PM

Quote from: Loaf on September 06, 2015, 08:59:17 PM

Okay so I got to neto. I dunno if I really want to try to beat him right now. Maybe I will go do some other stuff in the game because I am getting kind of sick of the catacombs, with it's fucking bonfire so far away from nito. I mean yeah you can jump down a ways, but it's still annoying.

There's two bonfires in the catacombs and you can basically take a shortcut to Nito from the second one by simply dropping down a few key places.

A salt rifle · September 08, 2015, 05:50:54 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on September 06, 2015, 08:14:20 PM

Spoiler

Thank Mr Skeltal.

*doot doot*

Loaf · September 08, 2015, 06:51:56 PM

Fuck, what am I even doing now? I beat the gaping dragon, I know of nothing else I could possibly do outside of the forest. I got into the forest and I joined that cat's clan. Now none of the humans attack me so I have no way of getting a shit load of souls. There's a shit load of trees that ambush me, there's those giant impossible to kill cats. I don't even know where I should go at this point in the game, I already tried to beat nito but he was difficult as fuck. The big ass wolf that carries the sword is fucking ridiculous. I dunno where the hell I am supposed to find blighttown.

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Loaf · September 08, 2015, 07:03:41 PM

Quote from: Flee on September 08, 2015, 06:56:39 PM

Quote from: Loaf on September 08, 2015, 06:51:56 PM
Fuck, what am I even doing now? I beat the gaping dragon, I know of nothing else I could possibly do outside of the forest. I got into the forest and I joined that cat's clan. Now none of the humans attack me so I have no way of getting a shit load of souls. There's a shit load of trees that ambush me, there's those giant impossible to kill cats. I don't even know where I should go at this point in the game, I already tried to beat nito but he was difficult as fuck. The big ass wolf that carries the sword is fucking ridiculous. I dunno where the hell I am supposed to find blighttown.
The Gaping Dragon drops the key to Blighttown. You can access it through the sewers right before the Gaping Dragon fight. Have fun.

You mean it's in the sewers that are right next to where the entrance to the battle zone are? I'll just look it up.

Loaf · September 08, 2015, 07:33:24 PM

god damn it, blighttown is so fucking difficult. It was alright before they started shooting poison darts at me. It's not fucking cheap or easy to find blooming moss clumps to cure poison. Goddamn, that really sucks. It's not easy to avoid getting hit with them either.

Loaf · September 13, 2015, 02:57:07 PM

Ugh fuck. How come when I get to new londo there's no fucking bonfire? I just die and go all the way back to the bottom of that swamp place.

Big Boss · September 14, 2015, 06:06:38 AM

There's an elevator in New Londo that takes you back up to Firelink Shrine, it's not a long walk

Loaf · September 14, 2015, 06:38:45 AM

Quote from: Big Boss on September 14, 2015, 06:06:38 AM

There's an elevator in New Londo that takes you back up to Firelink Shrine, it's not a long walk

Well I couldn't find anything and I ended up walking through that area with the undefeatable poltergeist bride looking things. I tried just running through them but I died and I never found the bonfire. Thanks though, I will look for the elevator.

Ender · September 14, 2015, 06:42:30 AM

Loaf is farther than me :/

Loaf · September 14, 2015, 07:17:06 AM

Quote from: Ender on September 14, 2015, 06:42:30 AM

Loaf is farther than me :/

GET ON MY LEVEL NIGGA!! WHAT UP!? WHAT UP?! WHAT UP!? WHAT UP!? WHAT UP!? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Ender · September 14, 2015, 07:20:14 AM

Quote from: Loaf on September 14, 2015, 07:17:06 AM

Quote from: Ender on September 14, 2015, 06:42:30 AM
Loaf is farther than me :/
GET ON MY LEVEL NIGGA!! WHAT UP!? WHAT UP?! WHAT UP!? WHAT UP!? WHAT UP!? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

First you gotta get past level 150

Dietrich Six · September 15, 2015, 12:01:28 PM

Quote from: Ender on September 14, 2015, 07:20:14 AM

Quote from: Loaf on September 14, 2015, 07:17:06 AM
Quote from: Ender on September 14, 2015, 06:42:30 AM
Loaf is farther than me :/
GET ON MY LEVEL NIGGA!! WHAT UP!? WHAT UP?! WHAT UP!? WHAT UP!? WHAT UP!? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
First you gotta get past level 150

You shouldn't be over level 120.
Git gud.

Ender · September 15, 2015, 12:17:04 PM

Assassin 11D7 · September 15, 2015, 12:47:22 PM

Did he get to Anor Londo or has he still not gotten through Blighttown?