Ummm yeah about dark souls

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HOLY FUCK! I thought the taurus was hard as balls. Now I am on to the forest. First of all I am making no fucking experience points, I haven't leveled up my character in fucking forever. There's some items that you fucking buy and they don't show up in your inventory. I payed XP for some arrows and nothing fucking happened. I bought a war pick or whatever it's called (it just looks like a scythe) and that showed up in my inventory. These fucking enemies are getting ridiculously hard lol. Holy fucking shit is this game ever had as nails. Take all of the most difficult video game bosses and most challenging video game moments I have ever played and put them all into one game. I gotta admit, I am seriously fucking sucked into this game, it's crazy.


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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Wow you're at the Forest and not a decently high level?

He's doing good Chally!

He's supposed to go to the forest to get to a high level! The NPC's in the woods are fantastic for farming up to a decent level.

Forest is where you go to get your high level.


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Wow you're at the Forest and not a decently high level?

He's doing good Chally!

He's supposed to go to the forest to get to a high level! The NPC's in the woods are fantastic for farming up to a decent level.

Forest is where you go to get your high level.
He said he hasn't leveled up in "forever".

Either that was some extreme hyperbole or he's like level 10.

Well, I think by now it's been established that Loaf's a twitchy little bugger with the attention span of...well, nothing really.

I think he's level 10 and it's extreme hyperbole.


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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
Play smarter. then. Learn to parry. Get used to the delay between pushing the attack button and the attack itself.


 
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Play smarter. then. Learn to parry. Get used to the delay between pushing the attack button and the attack itself.



Loaf needs to adopt the superior build.


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
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👶🏽:here come dat boi 🐸!

👨🏽:o shit waddup 😂💯

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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Can't wait till you get to Sen's. I expect regular updates.


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Stop levelling and upgrade your shit scrub.


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Stop levelling and upgrade your shit scrub.
Isn't this the opposite of what I should be doing?


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Stop levelling and upgrade your shit scrub.
Isn't this the opposite of what I should be doing?
What good is a few more levels if you don't have the DPS.


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Stop levelling and upgrade your shit scrub.
Isn't this the opposite of what I should be doing?
What good is a few more levels if you don't have the DPS.
I dunno what that is haha.


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Stop levelling and upgrade your shit scrub.
Isn't this the opposite of what I should be doing?
Upgrading weapons is far more effective than levelling up your character in terms of resulting damage output.

Now to attend to your other problems...
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First of all I am making no fucking experience points, I haven't leveled up my character in fucking forever.
The forest is the best place to level up early on. Killing the giant stone knights gives you a good amount of souls. The tree's/bushes' soul reward is relatively marginal when you consider the effort of killing them as they attack you in groups. There are also hidden places in the area - if you want me to spoil their locations for you, just say so.
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There's some items that you fucking buy and they don't show up in your inventory. I payed XP for some arrows and nothing fucking happened. I bought a war pick or whatever it's called (it just looks like a scythe) and that showed up in my inventory.
I think there's a seperate section for arrows, iirc, just like there is one for consumables or keys.

Good luck and have fun playing.
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
The internet is your friend unless you're trying to do a blind run.
Blind runs are great until you hit a wall and spend 80 hours leveling to 45.


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The internet is your friend unless you're trying to do a blind run.
Blind runs are great until you hit a wall and spend 80 hours leveling to 45.
I have only been using the internet to figure out how to do certain attacks and stuff like what all the different stats do. It's insane how this game gives you so little guidance on how to even play it. I am level 20+ something now btw, idk where I could say I am in the game though. I got near to the forest past the first blacksmith but I need to go back and do more stuff. I am currently backtracking so I can find a good place to level grind.
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
The internet is your friend unless you're trying to do a blind run.
Blind runs are great until you hit a wall and spend 80 hours leveling to 45.
I have only been using the internet to figure out how to do certain attacks and stuff like what all the different stats do. It's insane how this game gives you so little guidance on how to even play it. I am level 20+ something now btw, idk where I could say I am in the game though. I got near to the forest past the first blacksmith but I need to go back and do more stuff. I am currently backtracking so I can find a good place to level grind.
Yeah my first run through I ended up completely skipping part of the game and it took me forever to beat it. Was totally worth it though.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Dont distribute your souls on all the stats like i did on my first try.


 
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Mythic..
Please update us wen you get to Blighttown, Sen's Fortress and Anor Londo plz.

I wanna have a good laugh.


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I definitely don't feel ready for the catacombs... back to the forest I go. I am using my souls and shards to level up my weapons and armor, it makes a big improvement.


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See you Cowgirl,
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I've been playing the game for 2 months and I'm probably not even half way through. Only level 100


Loaf | Legendary Invincible!
 
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I don't look up walkthroughs or guides to any game unless it's something like the first silent hill, which I get stuck on so much. Even then I did the puzzles with no guides. I have always, ever since I was really young, thought that walkthroughs were a sort of cheating or they're just cheap. I am doing this run of the game blind, except for figuring out how to do common things like read stats, which the game doesn't tell me.


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The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.
I definitely don't feel ready for the catacombs...
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I fucking hate dark wraiths. They're so impossible to kill, it doesn't seem like there's a simple way either.


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See you Cowgirl,
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