Fuck Brian Reed (Halo 5 Rant)

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tbh fam the halo 5 live trailers are proof that halo is fucked
literally how?

they're just comical trailers

no fun allowed
cringey autistic shit

i wouldn't mind if 343i had a good sense of humour but they don't

almost convinced me to not buy halo 5
i hardly see how it's cringey or autistic. it's literally just a bit of fun with the marketing.

no fun allowed.


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tbh fam the halo 5 live trailers are proof that halo is fucked
literally how?

they're just comical trailers

no fun allowed
cringey autistic shit

i wouldn't mind if 343i had a good sense of humour but they don't

almost convinced me to not buy halo 5
i hardly see how it's cringey or autistic. it's literally just a bit of fun with the marketing.

no fun allowed.
but it's not even fun.


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tbh fam the halo 5 live trailers are proof that halo is fucked
literally how?

they're just comical trailers

no fun allowed
cringey autistic shit

i wouldn't mind if 343i had a good sense of humour but they don't

almost convinced me to not buy halo 5
i hardly see how it's cringey or autistic. it's literally just a bit of fun with the marketing.

no fun allowed.
but it's not even fun.
the marketing team are having fun, i mean
as in not being serious like marketing campaigns usually are

you must be a boring person tbh, if you can't see the point in the halo 5 live stuff


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tbh fam the halo 5 live trailers are proof that halo is fucked
literally how?

they're just comical trailers

no fun allowed
cringey autistic shit

i wouldn't mind if 343i had a good sense of humour but they don't

almost convinced me to not buy halo 5
i hardly see how it's cringey or autistic. it's literally just a bit of fun with the marketing.

no fun allowed.
but it's not even fun.
the marketing team are having fun, i mean
as in not being serious like marketing campaigns usually are

you must be a boring person tbh, if you can't see the point in the halo 5 live stuff
i see get that they're trying to be funny, but my point is they're trying too hard that it becomes unfunny and just cringey


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you still didn't answer how it'll have any affect on the future of halo


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you still didn't answer how it'll have any affect on the future of halo
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and go fuck yourself


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Answer the question


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do you know sarcasm


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Halo 5's ending yourself


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halo 6 will be cortana just broadcasting memes to humanity using the guardians


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forced peace through memes


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halo 6 will be cortana just broadcasting memes to humanity using the guardians
compose spartan meme man and he'll stop her


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buck and fred are the meme men.
the only spartans capable of defeating cortana


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fred was killed by locke tho


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Remember in the final level when Cortana is talking shit about Osiris, Vale's getting all worked up at what Cortana says and Bucks response to Cortana is "did she call me old?". He'd literally meme Cortana to defeat her.


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buck is the last best hope of halo 6


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tbh fam the halo 5 live trailers are proof that halo is fucked
literally how?

they're just comical trailers

no fun allowed
cringey autistic shit

i wouldn't mind if 343i had a good sense of humour but they don't

almost convinced me to not buy halo 5
i hardly see how it's cringey or autistic. it's literally just a bit of fun with the marketing.

no fun allowed.
but it's not even fun.
the marketing team are having fun, i mean
as in not being serious like marketing campaigns usually are

you must be a boring person tbh, if you can't see the point in the halo 5 live stuff

It was funny but I hate that during the actual Live event they were playing campaign missions.
Didn't watch that at the risk of seeing spoilers


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yeah you might get spoiled at how underwhelming the story was