Top 10 reasons Halo 5 will kill Halo

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10) HUNTtheTRUTH
The trailer clearly shows Halo 5 (the Blue Halo man) killing Halo 1 (The green Halo man from all the other games) if this is not proof enough I dont know what is

9) Sprint
Everyone knows Halo cannot run, but Halo 5 can. Halo 5 can also climb over stuff which makes him better.

8) Armor Abilites
Halo can only use one armor ability at a time. Halo 5 has like a million at the same time, including Armor Locke and all the supers from Destiny the best game ever becasue BUNGiE made it. Halo cannot beat someone with more armor abilities

7)ADS
Halo cannot aim down the sights of his gun, but halo 5 can so Halo 5 has the advantage in terms of skill

6) Armor Design
Halo 5 is silver, Halo is green. Illuminati is green paper. Scisors cut paper and are silver therefore Halo 5 > Halo

5)Racism
Halo 5 is black so if you dont like him that makes you a racist

4)Halo is proabbly a bad guy
His freinds are robots and aliens. Anyone smart enough to watch moves know that aliens and robots are bad

3)Chief's Geass
Someone told me that Master Chief has the Didact's Geass. The didact is a bad guy and I don't like Code Geass because it was too hard to understand and the good guy dies at the end which makes me sad. I like Sword Art Online better becasue Kirito is like the best at all the video games in the world.

2)BDobbins said so
I dint watch the video because it was too long but it got alot of veiws so it must be true

1) Halo is a loser
He drives an ugly Jeep, kisses robot girls and has cooties. Halo 5 is a police officer like my dad which is cool because the police get guns and look cars with lights.
Last Edit: May 30, 2015, 01:14:08 AM by Majestic Star Dragon


 
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b-but john halo is the good guy halo 5 cant beat him


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Killing out of hate for the character?

That's just bad storytelling. 343 needs to give you a job.


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Killing out of hate for the character?

That's just bad storytelling. 343 needs to give you a job.

Oh come on. If 343 actualy killed charachters just because they didnt like them we all know Hasley would be a massive hole in the ground by now


 
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Good one, and by all means, go sperg out there.

I think the idiots there would actually bite this harder, so go there.

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I love how this thread is nothing but weebs and an EdgyTeen

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lol just waiting for the Destiny/Halo crossover, UNSC gonna get rekt by the guardians


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11 the last two bombs have exhausted people's hopes for a good release and thus they'll realize the cow is dead


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Halo 5 was a mistake. It's nothing but trash.


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lol just waiting for the Destiny/Halo crossover, UNSC gonna get rekt by the guardians

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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
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Halo is already dead though. In Halo CE Halo blew up Halo.


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lol just waiting for the Destiny/Halo crossover, UNSC gonna get rekt by the guardians
Already happened m8



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"Reach killed Halo."

"4 killed Halo."

"5 will kill Halo."

Stop. You drones will continue to buy these games despite how shit they're going to be.


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oh, i didn't realize this wasn't a serious thread
I guess I didnt get that memo either, but I guess that's what happens when you have people who gained their capacity for actualy reading OPs from B.Net


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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Halo 4 already did that m8