>Dumb bitch who's never played Metroid

>Makes nonsense canon breaking fanfiction-teir "article" that samus is a fag trying to state it as fact

>Didn't even know Suck-a-moto's satanic powers had transcended the very bounds of time itself and  rekt his/her ass years in advanced

>RIP In fucking piss








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Somebody photoshop a Gif of Sakamoto as GiantDad

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