Tfw I finally romanced the qt masked alien(Mass Effect 2 Playthrough thread)

Get Spongebob's substitute teacher on your squad

Welp

I forgot him

You god dammed madman

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Do you want a hint on how to get the best possible ending of ME2?

Do you want a hint on how to get the best possible ending of ME2?

If you're cryptic

Do you want a hint on how to get the best possible ending of ME2?

If you're cryptic

You'll know when to do this when it's time. You can only do one thing before going through the relay for the best ending. Use it to do the loyalty mission of the FNG.

I really need to play ME2 again. If only it were backwards compatible for XBO.

Do you want a hint on how to get the best possible ending of ME2?

If you're cryptic

You'll know when to do this when it's time. You can only do one thing before going through the relay for the best ending. Use it to do the loyalty mission of the FNG.

Well

I did ask for Cryptic

> Go to Mordin

'Do you have time to talk?'

 "Later, trying to figure out how scar tissue got on Normandy. Sexually transmitted disease by Varren...

*slow inhale*

implications unpleasant."


It's the little things in this game. I feel a lot of the writing lost its humor in ME3, aside from the banter during actual combat.

> Go to Mordin

'Do you have time to talk?'

 "Later, trying to figure out how scar tissue got on Normandy. Sexually transmitted disease by Varren...

*slow inhale*

implications unpleasant."


It's the little things in this game. I feel a lot of the writing lost its humor in ME3, aside from the banter during actual combat.

I

AM

KROOOOGGAAAAAAANNNNN

Do you want a hint on how to get the best possible ending of ME2?

If you're cryptic

You'll know when to do this when it's time. You can only do one thing before going through the relay for the best ending. Use it to do the loyalty mission of the FNG.

Well

I did ask for Cryptic

to get the best ending don't do any loyalty missions and don't upgrade the ship at all

Do you want a hint on how to get the best possible ending of ME2?

If you're cryptic

You'll know when to do this when it's time. You can only do one thing before going through the relay for the best ending. Use it to do the loyalty mission of the FNG.

Well

I did ask for Cryptic

to get the best ending don't do any loyalty missions and don't upgrade the ship at all

Oooh that sucks...

I won't get the best ending...

I'll be getting back into this after D&D.

I'm missing Tali so bad.

What about me, Tali?

Am I your dirty little secret?

What about me, Tali?

Am I your dirty little secret?

Damn whore

What about me, Tali?

Am I your dirty little secret?

Damn whore

~

Here's an update:

I recruited the Drell Assassin Thane Krios. Wierd fellow. Nice guy and all, but damn he's wierd.
Also did his loyalty mission. Poor guy had a son. Makes me feel bad for him. Luckily I was able to help sort it out with Bailey and him to where nobody got hurt or in big trouble.

Also I got a new mission from the Illusive Man. Which I was forced to do right away. Apparently a Turian ship was able to hinder a Collecter ship to a complete stop. Drifting in space, a Turian distress beacon was sent out and we had to get there before the Turians.
That was bullshit.

While we did learn that the Collectors are fucked up Protheans and how to get into the Omega 4 Relay, we also figured out that the whole thing was a fucking trap to kill us. Which right after fighting a whole bunch of Collectors we learned that the Collector weapon systems are coming back online...the same weapon that obliterated the original Normandy.
So we had to rush outta there, but while we were rushing out, guess what? EDI decides to tell us that the Illusive Man knew that it was a fucking trap all along after checking the distress signal.

So we got the hell outta there and I got to confront The Illusive Man. This was probably my first time I went full Renegade options. As I was PISSED.
However The Illusive Man still explains that it was a necessary risk to get shit done, and now they know that a Reaper ship is currently on some stupid brown planet or something. That holds what we need to go into the Omega 4 relay. So now I had a choice to either get the thing we need now or keep building up the team.
I chose building up the team. Mainly because fuck The Illusive Man.

Oh and in other news....
Finally got to the point where i'm romancing Tali.

IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But she keeps friggin talking about backing out because of the risks. FUCK THAT. She has to "do research to find a way"....friggin fucker fuck fuck stupid immune system being shit fuck fuck.
Still my waifu tho.

She won't be when you hit the 3rd game.

She won't be when you hit the 3rd game.

Shh

Fucking

Ssh

She won't be when you hit the 3rd game.

Shh

Fucking

Ssh

There is a segment in the Citadel DLC that was supposed to be romantic that just comes off so cringey.

She won't be when you hit the 3rd game.

Shh

Fucking

Ssh

There is a segment in the Citadel DLC that was supposed to be romantic that just comes off so cringey.

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Here's an update:

I recruited the Drell Assassin Thane Krios. Wierd fellow. Nice guy and all, but damn he's wierd.
Also did his loyalty mission. Poor guy had a son. Makes me feel bad for him. Luckily I was able to help sort it out with Bailey and him to where nobody got hurt or in big trouble.

Also I got a new mission from the Illusive Man. Which I was forced to do right away. Apparently a Turian ship was able to hinder a Collecter ship to a complete stop. Drifting in space, a Turian distress beacon was sent out and we had to get there before the Turians.
That was bullshit.

While we did learn that the Collectors are fucked up Protheans and how to get into the Omega 4 Relay, we also figured out that the whole thing was a fucking trap to kill us. Which right after fighting a whole bunch of Collectors we learned that the Collector weapon systems are coming back online...the same weapon that obliterated the original Normandy.
So we had to rush outta there, but while we were rushing out, guess what? EDI decides to tell us that the Illusive Man knew that it was a fucking trap all along after checking the distress signal.

So we got the hell outta there and I got to confront The Illusive Man. This was probably my first time I went full Renegade options. As I was PISSED.
However The Illusive Man still explains that it was a necessary risk to get shit done, and now they know that a Reaper ship is currently on some stupid brown planet or something. That holds what we need to go into the Omega 4 relay. So now I had a choice to either get the thing we need now or keep building up the team.
I chose building up the team. Mainly because fuck The Illusive Man.

Oh and in other news....
Finally got to the point where i'm romancing Tali.

IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But she keeps friggin talking about backing out because of the risks. FUCK THAT. She has to "do research to find a way"....friggin fucker fuck fuck stupid immune system being shit fuck fuck.
Still my waifu tho.

Do every loyalty mission and recruit everyone before you go after the Reaper IFF.

Already planned on that.

Rushing ahead seemed like a dumb move with everything I have heard so far.

I'd rather grab who I can first.

Already planned on that.

Rushing ahead seemed like a dumb move with everything I have heard so far.

I'd rather grab who I can first.

Give me a rundown of your status right now, or did it not change since your last update?

Already planned on that.

Rushing ahead seemed like a dumb move with everything I have heard so far.

I'd rather grab who I can first.

Give me a rundown of your status right now, or did it not change since your last update?

Thane's finished up, got his Probe upgrade. Only got a couple side missions that are "deliver this item to someone who may use it"

Can't stand Tali's accent. Irritates me.

Can't stand Tali's accent. Irritates me.

You bosh'tet

Can't stand Tali's accent. Irritates me.

Her accent is fucking amazing you bosh'tet

> Go to Mordin

'Do you have time to talk?'

 "Later, trying to figure out how scar tissue got on Normandy. Sexually transmitted disease by Varren...

*slow inhale*

implications unpleasant."


It's the little things in this game. I feel a lot of the writing lost its humor in ME3, aside from the banter during actual combat.

God damnit Kelly why did you bring a Varren on the ship?

Yeah but there are a million little details I love. Mostly just the background conversations.

Can't stand Tali's accent. Irritates me.

You bosh'tet

I got sick of her calling me Sheparrt

ME3 SPOILERS BELOW

Spoiler

So I let her die a horrible death

Oh my god fucking Mordin.

He just made the most elaborate tease at me with the whole Tali situation.

Made me fucking laugh so bad my neighbors looked in my window.