Tfw I finally romanced the qt masked alien(Mass Effect 2 Playthrough thread)

The Tali is not for lewding

TFW you're not romancing Gayrus

Aaaaah I just learned

Loyalty missions aren't limited to dialogue...just when creepy Kelly informs you they want to speak with you.

What do you find so creepy about Kelly lmao

Aaaaah I just learned

Loyalty missions aren't limited to dialogue...just when creepy Kelly informs you they want to speak with you.

What do you find so creepy about Kelly lmao

She's literally the tumblrite of the Normandy, being all "I love every species and sexes equally, especially you, Fem Sheploo, because you called me Kelly the first time we spoke"

Aaaaah I just learned

Loyalty missions aren't limited to dialogue...just when creepy Kelly informs you they want to speak with you.

Yeah, eventually all of your teammates will come to you with their problems.  Be sure to periodically talk to them.

Aaaaah I just learned

Loyalty missions aren't limited to dialogue...just when creepy Kelly informs you they want to speak with you.

What do you find so creepy about Kelly lmao

I mean...because of her purpose in the game, she sounds like she's either an android or had a lobotomy.

Aaaaah I just learned

Loyalty missions aren't limited to dialogue...just when creepy Kelly informs you they want to speak with you.

What do you find so creepy about Kelly lmao

She's literally the tumblrite of the Normandy, being all "I love every species and sexes equally, especially you, Fem Sheploo, because you called me Kelly the first time we spoke"

She's a therapist who likes the diversity. I dunno, she never came off as creepy to me. You'll probably like Treynor more.

The Tali is not for lewding

You and Tali is for the lewding

And Kelly is creepy because she literally wants to "get close" with all of the crew members including me. Physically and mentally. Get the fuck away.

I'm pretty sure she has sex with one of the varren at some point too.

I'm pretty sure she has sex with one of the varren at some point too.

If this is true I will find a way to break the game just so I that I can shoot myself.

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Wat

And Kelly is creepy because she literally wants to "get close" with all of the crew members including me. Physically and mentally. Get the fuck away.

You can be inside her

and she can be inside your mind

And Kelly is creepy because she literally wants to "get close" with all of the crew members including me. Physically and mentally. Get the fuck away.

You can be inside her

and she can be inside your mind

Really

Miranda's loyalty mission is first?

Fuq that

Okay I get on today and now everybody wants to speak with me.

I haven't even done anything.

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Wat

Jacob and Miranda better be fucking happy, i'm taking time out of getting Tali to help them.

Now Jack wants help


FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!

I mean, you don't HAVE to do their loyalty missions

I found Conrad again...

Now Jack wants help


FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!

You better help her. She's best girl.

Now Jack wants help


FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!

You better help her. She's best girl.

Jack can suck a fat one, I delayed doing her, Mordin and Grunt's loyalty mission to grab Tali.

So fuck em I got Tali.

Also. I really should point out how much I love the background things going on in the game.

I went to Ilium's Eternity Bar to do Miranda's loyalty mission, as I was walking through I saw a Quarian and Turian sitting at a table. The whole time I walked past the Quarian lady was telling the Turian Guy her dating issues with a human...and the Turian was trying his best to be the nice guy and get in her environmental suit. After talking to who I needed to and walking out of Eternity bar I caught another conversation between them where the Turian asked if the Quarian wanted to go see a movie which he described as "showing a great Turian and Quarian relationship". Made me laugh as I had to go deal with Conrad Verner. Last conversation had me hear how the Quarian would be fine without dating for a while, and how she had a new "stimulating system" added to her suit, and says she'll test it out right there...however they caught me listening and called me out. Walked away laughing my ass off.


So many of these types of conversations too, I love it.

Probably my favorite group to listen in on are the engineers on the Normandy, where Tali usually is. They always have something to comment on during your time there, and they are very quirky compared to the rest of the crew members. Makes for great conversations to listen in on.

Probably my favorite group to listen in on are the engineers on the Normandy, where Tali usually is. They always have something to comment on during your time there, and they are very quirky compared to the rest of the crew members. Makes for great conversations to listen in on.

I think the guy(I forgot his name) talks about Miranda's ass sometimes

Probably my favorite group to listen in on are the engineers on the Normandy, where Tali usually is. They always have something to comment on during your time there, and they are very quirky compared to the rest of the crew members. Makes for great conversations to listen in on.

too bad engineers irl are all faggots

Finaly have an excuse to post these again.
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