Surprise surprise, IGN gave another good review on COD.

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Holy FUCK you guys.

All these fucking dipshits going "hurr durr CoD is shit" without having played the new one. Goddamn.

Ghosts made me so fucking mad I burned it on camera for all the world to see. Black Ops 2 made my dick rock hard and hopeful for the future, but Ghosts took a shit all over that hope.

And then along comes Advanced Warfare. I bought it expecting it to be shit.

Lo and behold, I'm sitting here having the most fun with a CoD game I've had in years. It took me back to 2007 playing CoD4 and shitposting on YouTube. Those were the days. And this game brought me back to that. Just pure adrenaline-junkie fun and I don't give a shit what anyone says about it. It's fresh and it's fast as hell and I just want to play more. I fucking expected CoD to absolutely blow cocks this year but it's not shit and it's amazing.

Goddamn. Good shit.
Well, what the fuck is so good about it then? I've been hearing people say it's good for the past 2 days, but not a single fuck has explained why it's good. Sure as shit doesn't look like the story. So, what is it?

It's that they added jetpacks. That's it for me. I get to fly all over the damn place and it makes my balls rusty with convictions. I feel like I'm playing Titanfall for the first time again.

Except for the fucking mouse stuttering, though. Fuck that.
So, Titanfall without mechs? I kinda expected more than that for it to deserve all the praise it's been said to be getting. No new weapon types, nothing?
Titanfall without mechs or the parkour mechanics. You can't stay airborne in AW like you can in TF.


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Holy FUCK you guys.

All these fucking dipshits going "hurr durr CoD is shit" without having played the new one. Goddamn.

Ghosts made me so fucking mad I burned it on camera for all the world to see. Black Ops 2 made my dick rock hard and hopeful for the future, but Ghosts took a shit all over that hope.

And then along comes Advanced Warfare. I bought it expecting it to be shit.

Lo and behold, I'm sitting here having the most fun with a CoD game I've had in years. It took me back to 2007 playing CoD4 and shitposting on YouTube. Those were the days. And this game brought me back to that. Just pure adrenaline-junkie fun and I don't give a shit what anyone says about it. It's fresh and it's fast as hell and I just want to play more. I fucking expected CoD to absolutely blow cocks this year but it's not shit and it's amazing.

Goddamn. Good shit.
Well, what the fuck is so good about it then? I've been hearing people say it's good for the past 2 days, but not a single fuck has explained why it's good. Sure as shit doesn't look like the story. So, what is it?

It's that they added jetpacks. That's it for me. I get to fly all over the damn place and it makes my balls rusty with convictions. I feel like I'm playing Titanfall for the first time again.

Except for the fucking mouse stuttering, though. Fuck that.
So, Titanfall without mechs? I kinda expected more than that for it to deserve all the praise it's been said to be getting. No new weapon types, nothing?
Titanfall without mechs or the parkour mechanics. You can't stay airborne in AW like you can in TF.

"Call of Duty? What a fucking Doom clone. It's literally Doom with Nazis."


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it was a class based shooter with almost no arena elements. h4 is a far cry from h2 and anyone with half a brain could tell you that halo evolved more between h3 and reach than CoD has since MW1.
If you showed Halo CE-4 to someone who plays games they would just say the graphics changed and that's it. The game feels similar in terms of mechanics and people notice that. It is similar to the average player which is why people who like CoD didn't jump on the Halo 4 love train because it isn't the game they enjoy.
if all they notice is changed graphics through CE-4, they're not terribly astute. reach/h4 only feel "similar" as far as the core mechanics are concerned; when they made the transition from arena to class-based, everything changed.


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Eh. I'll keep waiting for them to get a good story together again, I guess. Only been 5 years, gotta be happening soon.


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Holy FUCK you guys.

All these fucking dipshits going "hurr durr CoD is shit" without having played the new one. Goddamn.

Ghosts made me so fucking mad I burned it on camera for all the world to see. Black Ops 2 made my dick rock hard and hopeful for the future, but Ghosts took a shit all over that hope.

And then along comes Advanced Warfare. I bought it expecting it to be shit.

Lo and behold, I'm sitting here having the most fun with a CoD game I've had in years. It took me back to 2007 playing CoD4 and shitposting on YouTube. Those were the days. And this game brought me back to that. Just pure adrenaline-junkie fun and I don't give a shit what anyone says about it. It's fresh and it's fast as hell and I just want to play more. I fucking expected CoD to absolutely blow cocks this year but it's not shit and it's amazing.

Goddamn. Good shit.
Well, what the fuck is so good about it then? I've been hearing people say it's good for the past 2 days, but not a single fuck has explained why it's good. Sure as shit doesn't look like the story. So, what is it?

It's that they added jetpacks. That's it for me. I get to fly all over the damn place and it makes my balls rusty with convictions. I feel like I'm playing Titanfall for the first time again.

Except for the fucking mouse stuttering, though. Fuck that.
So, Titanfall without mechs? I kinda expected more than that for it to deserve all the praise it's been said to be getting. No new weapon types, nothing?
Titanfall without mechs or the parkour mechanics. You can't stay airborne in AW like you can in TF.

"Call of Duty? What a fucking Doom clone. It's literally Doom with Nazis."
do you have anything qualitative to say or are you just going to keep on with this incoherent nonsense?


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Holy FUCK you guys.

All these fucking dipshits going "hurr durr CoD is shit" without having played the new one. Goddamn.

Ghosts made me so fucking mad I burned it on camera for all the world to see. Black Ops 2 made my dick rock hard and hopeful for the future, but Ghosts took a shit all over that hope.

And then along comes Advanced Warfare. I bought it expecting it to be shit.

Lo and behold, I'm sitting here having the most fun with a CoD game I've had in years. It took me back to 2007 playing CoD4 and shitposting on YouTube. Those were the days. And this game brought me back to that. Just pure adrenaline-junkie fun and I don't give a shit what anyone says about it. It's fresh and it's fast as hell and I just want to play more. I fucking expected CoD to absolutely blow cocks this year but it's not shit and it's amazing.

Goddamn. Good shit.
Well, what the fuck is so good about it then? I've been hearing people say it's good for the past 2 days, but not a single fuck has explained why it's good. Sure as shit doesn't look like the story. So, what is it?

It's that they added jetpacks. That's it for me. I get to fly all over the damn place and it makes my balls rusty with convictions. I feel like I'm playing Titanfall for the first time again.

Except for the fucking mouse stuttering, though. Fuck that.
So, Titanfall without mechs? I kinda expected more than that for it to deserve all the praise it's been said to be getting. No new weapon types, nothing?
Titanfall without mechs or the parkour mechanics. You can't stay airborne in AW like you can in TF.

"Call of Duty? What a fucking Doom clone. It's literally Doom with Nazis."
do you have anything qualitative to say or are you just going to keep on with this incoherent nonsense?

I was going into this hating CoD. I thought it was complete shit last year and I wanted to play it just to see how bad it was.

But it was good somehow.

Ooh, and part of what really does it for me is this new loot system they have. Like, I can open packs and get loot. Hearthstone and Global Offensive have similar appeal to me for the same reasons.

I'm freaking the fuck out because somehow this game wasn't complete horseshit.


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Eh. I'll keep waiting for them to get a good story together again, I guess. Only been 5 years, gotta be happening soon.

I haven't played the story yet. I'll get back to you guys once I do.


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Eh. I'll keep waiting for them to get a good story together again, I guess. Only been 5 years, gotta be happening soon.

I haven't played the story yet. I'll get back to you guys once I do.
The ending doesn't look promising.


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Eh. I'll keep waiting for them to get a good story together again, I guess. Only been 5 years, gotta be happening soon.

I haven't played the story yet. I'll get back to you guys once I do.
The ending doesn't look promising.

Oh shit. Well, I'll have a go at it tomorrow.


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Holy FUCK you guys.

All these fucking dipshits going "hurr durr CoD is shit" without having played the new one. Goddamn.

Ghosts made me so fucking mad I burned it on camera for all the world to see. Black Ops 2 made my dick rock hard and hopeful for the future, but Ghosts took a shit all over that hope.

And then along comes Advanced Warfare. I bought it expecting it to be shit.

Lo and behold, I'm sitting here having the most fun with a CoD game I've had in years. It took me back to 2007 playing CoD4 and shitposting on YouTube. Those were the days. And this game brought me back to that. Just pure adrenaline-junkie fun and I don't give a shit what anyone says about it. It's fresh and it's fast as hell and I just want to play more. I fucking expected CoD to absolutely blow cocks this year but it's not shit and it's amazing.

Goddamn. Good shit.
Well, what the fuck is so good about it then? I've been hearing people say it's good for the past 2 days, but not a single fuck has explained why it's good. Sure as shit doesn't look like the story. So, what is it?

It's that they added jetpacks. That's it for me. I get to fly all over the damn place and it makes my balls rusty with convictions. I feel like I'm playing Titanfall for the first time again.

Except for the fucking mouse stuttering, though. Fuck that.
No new weapon types, nothing?
there are now directed energy weapons


 
 
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Cool. IGN gave CoD a good review. *cough* Who gives a fuck at this point?


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
They have the nerve to give lords of the fallen a bad review but cod a good one. Silly bitches


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Cod is a GOOD series. It has arguably the best FPS mechanics out there and this one seems to change things up.


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But it isn't a bad game. You need to stop circle jerking at a game you personally don't like.

Did this game really change?

Halo is the same shit over and over again and look at people jerking off to the MCC here. Everyone is a hypocrite.
No, Halo 4 was radically different, and we hated it too.
Define "we"? For myself I found the campaign to the game better than what Bungie was making after Halo 2 and besides ODST. I like that the game has a clear story focus from the start and you know what your objectives are from the start until you get new ones. With Halo 3 it's completely random and you have to beat the level for the first time to know what that levels is about. Reach is just nothing, but randomness until you get Cortana. The game is about Reach falling, but you still have no idea what you're doing in each level and there's no clear focus to give you a hint of what the other levels will be like. 

For the MP my main thing about that are the maps. I don't mind the gameplay I just find the maps boring.
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it was a class based shooter with almost no arena elements. h4 is a far cry from h2 and anyone with half a brain could tell you that halo evolved more between h3 and reach than CoD has since MW1.
If you showed Halo CE-4 to someone who plays games they would just say the graphics changed and that's it. The game feels similar in terms of mechanics and people notice that.
  Well duh, it's a sequel not a new IP.  Every sequel doesn't have to reinvent the wheel.  Halo's CE-3 did it right building onto the good foundation and were good.



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So many of his compliments were riddled with negativity:

Bad/cheesy ending
No good character establishment: it feels like you just met your supposed "best friend"
"Stereotypical linear missions"
"Reptitive human and drone enemies"
"Mostly typical weapons"
"Feels crippling" because exos are taken away from you

... 9.1:  Amazing

Wat.
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The Rage....
It was decent..


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It was decent..
Played it again, I can understand why it's decent, not my favorite but its close to being a good COD, maybe I'm just sick of Activision making COD over and over again with the same shit, and I wish they just let COD die already if you know what I mean.


 
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The Rage....
It was decent..
Played it again, I can understand why it's decent, not my favorite but its close to being a good COD, maybe I'm just sick of Activision making COD over and over again with the same shit, and I wish they just let COD die already if you know what I mean.
But it was a good CoD. Not like Black Ops 2, but still there in the good area


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It was decent..
Played it again, I can understand why it's decent, not my favorite but its close to being a good COD, maybe I'm just sick of Activision making COD over and over again with the same shit, and I wish they just let COD die already if you know what I mean.
But it was a good CoD. Not like Black Ops 2, but still there in the good area
I know, sledgehammer seems like a company I can see sledgehammer do better in the near future.


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Halo 4 got a 9.8
Yea Halo 4 is a lot better then AW.


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The campaign isn't that bad. I don't know why you people are shitting on it.

Also the multiplayer is decent. Cool customization. There is an instantly loading firing range to test new weapons while you wait for a match, and you can leave it instantly. No load screens. Very cool.

Although the spawning and some maps are kind of annoying.

It's not perfect but it's enjoyable so far.


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Eh. I'll keep waiting for them to get a good story together again, I guess. Only been 5 years, gotta be happening soon.

I haven't played the story yet. I'll get back to you guys once I do.
The ending doesn't look promising.

Oh shit. Well, I'll have a go at it tomorrow.
How do challenges and unlocks work? I absolutely hated the way they worked in Ghosts. MW2 was great in that aspect, with a nice overview of all challenges that were unlockable at all times and had nameplates and whatnot as rewards.

Unlocks aren't shitty anymore. There's an actual progression system and you can't unlock any gun at any time.


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They are not even raising a realistic argument. So they are just hating on the game, because they can.

I don't know why you people are shitting on it.


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Forget the CoD news man, they've just discovered water is wet.
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