I can't take Halo 4 Cortana seriously when they give her a completely human face with big boobs and a huge fucking waist and thighs. It just looks ridiculous compared to what Cortana should look like and is clearly only there to draw in the horny pre teens.
I'm still impressed the nuke took out the entire ship. I know the source of the orange light of doom was with them, but it was still a Forerunner ship, it shrugged off a mac round from the Infinity leaving a something like a 10 by 10 meter gap, and even then it still repaired itself.Also, given that Cortana's chip was planted in the ship, how did she survive? How did she become physical? How did she spawn a bubble that survived a nuke blast at approximately 30cm away from the source, but the ship couldn't?
You really think she's 'dead'?
Quote from: True Turquoise on April 17, 2015, 03:31:14 PMYou really think she's 'dead'?No because she was never alive
And she's always been a naked lady, so saying it only now is stupid.
chief is a lifeless soldier
to make him fall in love with a fucking AI is idiotic.
Then of course in Halo 4 Cortana goes from being Chief's companion to Chief's secret admirer Spoiler
Plus Cortana's death never had any weight to it. "Chief I'm dying but when you get back to Earth you can just get another one of me""lol ok no pressure then"
And of course the cheesy dialogue "Chief I'm dying""Cortana pls"
Also, her new, more womaly figure can possibly be put down as further showing the human/machine theme that the game has.
Quote from: Lemön | Dank Lememe on April 17, 2015, 05:55:57 PMAlso, her new, more womaly figure can possibly be put down as further showing the human/machine theme that the game has.
Quote from: Lemön | Dank Lememe on April 17, 2015, 05:59:39 PMQuote from: Verbatim on April 17, 2015, 05:57:57 PMQuote from: Lemön | Dank Lememe on April 17, 2015, 05:55:57 PMAlso, her new, more womaly figure can possibly be put down as further showing the human/machine theme that the game has.I'm not saying that's 100% the only reason. I'm saying it's possible and actually makes sense.You haven't even played the game anyway.Who the hell talks about games they've never played?
Quote from: Verbatim on April 17, 2015, 05:57:57 PMQuote from: Lemön | Dank Lememe on April 17, 2015, 05:55:57 PMAlso, her new, more womaly figure can possibly be put down as further showing the human/machine theme that the game has.I'm not saying that's 100% the only reason. I'm saying it's possible and actually makes sense.You haven't even played the game anyway.
Who the hell talks about games they've never played?
I DIED ON THE TUTORIAL AREA!
Quote from: Lemön | Dank Lememe on April 17, 2015, 06:14:53 PMI DIED ON THE TUTORIAL AREA!it's okay, you'll get better
Quote from: Verbatim on April 17, 2015, 06:15:59 PMQuote from: Lemön | Dank Lememe on April 17, 2015, 06:14:53 PMI DIED ON THE TUTORIAL AREA!it's okay, you'll get betterTHIS GAME IS BAD BECAUSE I'M BAD!
Quote from: Lemön | Dank Lememe on April 17, 2015, 06:17:50 PMQuote from: Verbatim on April 17, 2015, 06:15:59 PMQuote from: Lemön | Dank Lememe on April 17, 2015, 06:14:53 PMI DIED ON THE TUTORIAL AREA!it's okay, you'll get betterTHIS GAME IS BAD BECAUSE I'M BAD!i don't think i'd go that fari mean yeah, the game is bad, but your skill level really doesn't have much to do with it
You died in the tutorial T.U.T.O.R.I.A.L
tl;dr, i fell for a cheap beginner's trapwow i must suck at video games
At least you've come to terms with it. Masking it with sarcasm won't help.
So Cortana's death scene
