Sep7agon Game Reviews

Verbatim · September 02, 2015, 10:38:55 PM

We like games here at Sep7agon. Some of us like them enough to write detailed essays or videos about them informing you of their quality (or lack thereof). To help organize and preserve these works, here is a thread compiling all the game reviews that have been created by our glorious community. Enjoy.

Oh, and if I'm forgetting any, feel free to post them below. That'll really help out.
And if you think I should format the thread differently, or if you have any other suggestions, that's cool, too. Thanks.

Standard reviews:

Your bread-and-butter type reviews. Standard game analysis written in an entertaining + informative fashion.

UPDATE: Now sorted alphabetically by game rather than by author. Click the author's name to see the review.

Full Game List (without reviews):

A

B

C

D

F

G

H

I

J

K

M

N

O

P

R

S

T

W

X

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Mod reviews:

...If you're into that sort of thing.

I'm not.

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Other game analysis:

In-depth game analysis that doesn't quite fall under the definition of a "review", but still contains some deft insight.

Isara's Food for Thought

Icy Wind's Project Oversight

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Only full reviews of games or game merchandise will be added unquestionably. I'm hesitant to add "mini-reviews" unless you have a substantial amount of them. Anything else, like "first impressions" threads, will not be included. Your review must have its own thread on this website, or be uploaded on the Sep7agon Gaming channel, in order to be included.

If you would like me to remove your review(s) from this thread, I suppose I could do that, but I'd rather not. I'll respect your wishes regardless—I would just prefer to keep this thread comprehensive, is all.

Jocephalopod · September 02, 2015, 10:49:39 PM

Verbatim · September 02, 2015, 10:56:04 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on September 02, 2015, 10:49:39 PM

lol

Something wrong?

Thun · September 02, 2015, 10:59:02 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on September 02, 2015, 10:56:04 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on September 02, 2015, 10:49:39 PM
lol
Something wrong?

he just realized he has a black name

Verbatim · September 02, 2015, 11:04:06 PM

uh, whatever

I'm aware that I don't have all of Brute's reviews listed yet--I just added the ones that he's actually made threads for.
I'll round up all the rest he has on the gaming channel.

Thun · September 02, 2015, 11:06:29 PM

I totally do some retro ones if I weren't so bad with words.

Jocephalopod · September 02, 2015, 11:09:01 PM

I'm going to name my first born mixed race child Loquacious

Jocephalopod · September 02, 2015, 11:18:27 PM

Pin this shit tho srsly

CK97 · September 02, 2015, 11:19:02 PM

This thread made me realize Mega Sceptile is missing

Pippen · September 02, 2015, 11:21:36 PM

I made a DA:I review a while back

Verbatim · September 02, 2015, 11:24:16 PM

*Phew*

I think that's all of Brute's shit. I tried not to include his demo reviews, DLC/expansion pack reviews, or film reviews (obviously). Just his full game reviews. If anyone thinks I should include some of that other shit, pipe up now.

Quote from: Sargeant Pip on September 02, 2015, 11:21:36 PM

I made a DA:I review a while back

Would you mind finding it for me?

Pippen · September 02, 2015, 11:27:56 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on September 02, 2015, 11:24:16 PM

*Phew*

I think that's all of Brute's shit. I tried not to include his demo reviews, DLC/expansion pack reviews, or film reviews (obviously). Just his full game reviews. If anyone thinks I should include some of that other shit, pipe up now.

Quote from: Sargeant Pip on September 02, 2015, 11:21:36 PM
I made a DA:I review a while back
Would you mind finding it for me?

Here ya go Verb. http://sep7agon.net/index.php?topic=41619.msg803152#msg803152

Verbatim · September 02, 2015, 11:28:50 PM

Quote from: Sargeant Pip on September 02, 2015, 11:27:56 PM

Here ya go Verb. http://sep7agon.net/index.php?topic=41619.msg803152#msg803152

Thank you. Do you just wanna go by Pip, or "Sargeant Pip", or what? How should I title your section?

Pippen · September 02, 2015, 11:29:25 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on September 02, 2015, 11:28:50 PM

Quote from: Sargeant Pip on September 02, 2015, 11:27:56 PM
Here ya go Verb. http://sep7agon.net/index.php?topic=41619.msg803152#msg803152
Thank you. Do you just wanna go by Pip, or "Sargeant Pip", or what? How should I title your section?

Pip, sargeant is just the theme

Verbatim · September 02, 2015, 11:34:14 PM

You're up there.

Also, I found additional Brute reviews that he never bothered to make threads about here, apparently. <_<
I'll deal with this later. Because the links are intertwined with the titles, I'm gonna have to alphabetize it all manually. Ugh.

Maybe I should just put them in order of release, or something (as they are now).

big sponge · September 02, 2015, 11:37:56 PM

Going to add this thread to Icy's important gaming threads if you don't mind.

Verbatim · September 02, 2015, 11:38:43 PM

Quote from: LC on September 02, 2015, 11:37:56 PM

Going to add this thread to Icy's important gaming threads if you don't mine.

I'd appreciate that.

Girl of Mystery · September 02, 2015, 11:42:06 PM

Verbatim · September 02, 2015, 11:50:51 PM

Brute has written reviews, too?... Damn. I guess I'll have to add those, too. Later.

Quote from: Solid Lemon on September 02, 2015, 11:42:06 PM

oh

I mean, I was gonna wait until you completed the series, but I suppose that's gonna take awhile, huh.

Added.

Girl of Mystery · September 03, 2015, 12:11:11 AM

>.>

^{^{^{my name doesn't have spaces

sorry}}}

Jono · September 03, 2015, 12:14:15 AM

Here's my Ace Combat 6 review and here's my Heroes of the Storm review if you want to add those.

I was thinking about making a review for Starcraft 2 for a while now but I'm still wondering on how I should write it out, since the final expansion will be releasing sometime over the next few months.

Verbatim · September 03, 2015, 12:20:06 AM

Thanks, Jono.

Should I add Isara's short-lived Food for Thought series?

I'm leaning on no, because they're not "reviews", but they're pretty in-depth and well-written, to be honest.
Here's one she wrote on MGSV, because topical.

Girl of Mystery · September 03, 2015, 12:26:48 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on September 03, 2015, 12:20:06 AM

I'm leaning on no, because they're not "reviews", but they're pretty in-depth and well-written, to be honest.
Here's one she wrote on MGSV, because topical.

Label them separately?

Verbatim · September 03, 2015, 12:31:46 AM

Perhaps.

Quote from: Frigid Farts™ on June 19, 2015, 02:25:03 PM

How do you feel about including th is in here?

Alternative Facts · September 03, 2015, 12:40:06 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on September 03, 2015, 12:31:46 AM

Perhaps.

Quote from: Frigid Farts™ on June 19, 2015, 02:25:03 PM
How do you feel about including th is in here?

Holy shit, I forgot that was even written >.>

Go ahead, same with any of the others. I need to write more

Verbatim · September 03, 2015, 12:40:42 AM

Quote from: Frigid Farts™ on September 03, 2015, 12:40:06 AM

Go ahead, same with any of the others. I need to write more

You'll have to show me if there are any others.

Alternative Facts · September 03, 2015, 12:44:54 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on September 03, 2015, 12:40:42 AM

Quote from: Frigid Farts™ on September 03, 2015, 12:40:06 AM
Go ahead, same with any of the others. I need to write more
You'll have to show me if there are any others.

http://sep7agon.net/index.php?topic=8232.0

Only other one I did, for now. Might have to revist the concept.

Verbatim · September 03, 2015, 01:10:19 AM

OP spruced up a little bit. Trying to think of ways to make it a little neater.

Verbatim · September 03, 2015, 03:33:46 PM

Brute's written reviews added. Still don't feel like alphabetizing all that shit.

DAS B00T x2 · September 03, 2015, 04:32:36 PM

I should make reviews of Nipponese ero VN's
Just may give me more drive to start/finish some...