Sep7 XCOM Unit: South of the Border

 
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This is sounding more and more like an elaborate Hunger Games thread.

Only difference is killing each other will be "an accident, I panicked and fragged my CO ", or a "there was no other choice, he got mind controlled! You all saw it!"

"He was interloping with the viper xeno scum! You all know what happens to heretics!"


 
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So what's the current unit look like?

Also LC you are basically selling this game to me

I'll take a screenshot of the roster next time I'm on.

It's also important to note that I am writing fluff into this to make it more interesting to read for you guys. Personally I feel like having me type out that I made A B and C unit do X Y and Z is a lot less interesting than writing it out as if each one of you have your own agency.

This game is a turn based tactical RPG that can be downright unforgiving and we're starting to reach the point where Sep7 people are going to be kicking the bucket.

This is really the only reason most people signed their names up for doing your dirty work LC.

We wanna eat popcorn and watch the fireworks. And then congratulate the survivors.

I'm barely getting everyone out alive right now. The last mission I did (which I still need to write up) had one rookie die and everyone except for Azure come out gravely wounded.


 
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So what's the current unit look like?

Also LC you are basically selling this game to me

I'll take a screenshot of the roster next time I'm on.

It's also important to note that I am writing fluff into this to make it more interesting to read for you guys. Personally I feel like having me type out that I made A B and C unit do X Y and Z is a lot less interesting than writing it out as if each one of you have your own agency.

This game is a turn based tactical RPG that can be downright unforgiving and we're starting to reach the point where Sep7 people are going to be kicking the bucket.

This is really the only reason most people signed their names up for doing your dirty work LC.

We wanna eat popcorn and watch the fireworks. And then congratulate the survivors.

I'm barely getting everyone out alive right now. The last mission I did (which I still need to write up) had one rookie die and everyone except for Azure come out gravely wounded.

Damn fucking right son.

Sep7agon would cost the government millions if not billions of dollars to be compotent at anything.


 
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Grenadier if you get the chance please.

Also dibs magicman if that comes up.

Enjoying this so far.


 
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I actually did this a couple days ago so I don't remember much about what happened. This is my best attempt to reconstruct what transpired.

Mission 13: Trouble in Mexico

Shortly after setting up shop in New Brazil a distress call came from Mexico. Not wanting to abandon our south of the border allies we flew back up to rescue them from certain destruction.

The leader of this rescue team was headed by Das. Eager to test out the new mag cannons, he brought Big Boss along with him. Azure, Ender, Ushan, and a random recruit padded out the rest of the squad.

The team was dropped off on to of a plateau and quickly set up to survey the village below. Sensing a trap Das sent the rookie down to spring it. As soon as their boots hit the dirt below multiple advent sprung from the buildings to gun him down. The rookie quickly dove into cover as the squad below opened fire. After the third one fell do their gunfire the ground below them shook as a berserker ran out from the dark intending to turn the rookie into a bloody paste tanking every bullet that hit its body. Right as the creature raised its massive fist to crush the rookie the familiar sound of Azure's mag pistol rang out and the body of the beast flung itself over the building.

[The science team will be looking into what exactly caused her mag pistol project enough force to do this, hopefully it's something that can be replicated in the future and mass produced so as to become a standard issue weapon for every xcom agent]

The rest of the battle continued with the rookie drawing out enemy squads and the rest of the team shooting them as they moved in to engage. After a long battle the team emerged victorious at the cost of the rookies life and everyone but Azure being heavily wounded.


Mission Results
All enemies KIA
Eight civilians rescued
One friendly KIA
Four friendlies wounded

Mission Success


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Wow, I am an awesome tactician.
You're always the first to test fresh meat.


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"Dodge this."

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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.


"Dodge this."

"Okay."

To us, it's turn based.

To them, it's a game of chicken.


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
RIP X-COM Project.


 
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RIP X-COM Project.

Been busy, I'll probably crank out a few missions on Friday.


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
RIP X-COM Project.

Been busy, I'll probably crank out a few missions on Friday.
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Before we begin I experimented with turning down the settings so screen shots may look markably worse than they were before. I think I'm going to turn the settings back up because I didn't see enough of a performance boost to justify it.

Also before the mission a bunch of you decided to throw a party.
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Mission 14: Sabotage

High off the success of his victory in Mexico Das assembled a team to go sabotage an Advent facility in the slums of some backwater Venezuelan city. This time he brought Bacon, Ender, Luci, Fun timer, and Azure.

After landing the team swiftly made their way through the streets in an attempt to reach the advent facility before it finished transmitting its data. However Das not being one for stealth decided to jump off a building and land in the middle of a crowd of civilians sending them running every which way in terror. Noticing the commotion Advent soldiers rushed to the scene only to be gunned down by our brave freedom fighters.

After an effortless victory they pressed on towards the facility itself. This is when a new alien emerged, clad in ceremonial attire befitting that of a celestial being, The squad dove into cover and began to fight the thing.

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Bacon takes the first shot.

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Sitting on over watch Azure takes a shot at it as it dashes around the corner.

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It finally attempts to take Ender down with its plasma bladed staff only get get a face full of shotgun instead.

With this unidentified creature down all that remainined to guard the compound were a couple of turrets. Ender and Fun Timer rushed in to hack the terminal as the rest of the team took them down.

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After the successful hacking of the terminal a group of Advent soldiers arrived at the scene only to be ambushed by Ender and Fun Tmer who lay in wait by the windows.

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With the terminal hacked and the enemies terminated they all returned home.

Mission Results
Terminal hacked
All enemies KIA
Zero friendlies KIA
Two friendlies wounded

Mission Success


 
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take a drink of a responsibly non-alcoholic beverage every time LC begins a sentence with the word "after"


 
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What if I've already been drinking for the last few hours?

I only used it four times as well and it's not like this is some sort of professional writing circle.
Last Edit: February 12, 2016, 12:56:35 AM by LC


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Why are you being a dick?

Nobody's in your playthrough threads talking shit to you.
i don't see how poking fun at someone's writing habits = being a dick, but okey-dokey!


 
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Why are you being a dick?

Nobody's in your playthrough threads talking shit to you.
i don't see how poking fun at someone's writing habits = being a dick, but okey-dokey!
Yes, because you and LC have such a history of poking fun at each other.
Maybe he wants to make a fun history of poking LC ;)


 
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Mission 15: Blacksite Demolition

With the success of the guerrilla op command decided it was time to take out the blacksite that resided in the jungles of what was formally known as Colombia. The team they assembled consisted of Das, Ender, Bacon, Neko, Azure, and Tru.

Not wanting to take on this heavily fortified installation Ender and Tru were sent in opposite directions to circle around the base and sneak their way in while the rest of the squad hid itself in the trees on the ridge above. While Tru was able to successfully sneak his way around the side and into the compounds perimeter Ender on the other hand found herself stuck under some brush as a patrol of Advent sat mere inches away from her hiding place. The rest of the team moved into over watch to protect Ender in the event she was found. However just as Tru was about to slip into the main building a patrol of vipers crossed into the vicinity of Ender and immediately picked up her scent. Ender instinctively moved to the side narrowly dodging the vipers tounge and scrambled for a better position as the rest of the squad opened fire to cover her.

The firefight on the other end of the compound put the opfor on high alert causing Tru to need to run back into a more advantagous position in order to take on the Advent lancer and officer that had just emerged from the building. He immediately gunned down the lancer as it poked its head around the cover and attempted to reposition further back for better cover but took a mag round to the side when crossing over the open terrain.

A loud boom sounded throughout the jungle. Having slaughtered their enemy and lost the element of stealth Bacon decided it would be best to take a more direct route to the objective and blow a hole in the wall. The Advent officers momentary pause from this gave Tru the time he needed to squeeze of a burst of fire into its chest and put it down for good. Tru wasn't out of the woods yet however for an Advent shielder took to the guard tower and a Muton emerged from the building to face him. By a stroke of luck the grenade Das used on the story below to kill the sole remaining soldier in the lab collapsed the ceiling and brought the shielder in the guard tower to the floor below. Tru turned his attention to the charging Muton and emptied his weapon into it. When all hope seemed lost for him two shots rang out and the beast slumped against the adjacent container.

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As if sensing that Tru was in trouble she made her way to the roof to save him and after verifying that the Muton was indeed dead with another shot she took off with Tru through the jungle back to the evac point as Neko set up the bomb and other alien and advent patrols began to stream back to the compound.

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With seconds on the clock and gunfire chasing them everyone was able to make it to the evac point and escape as the compound below them erupted into a brilliant orange flame.

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Mission results

Nineteen enemies KIA
Two friendlies wounded
Zero friendlies KIA
Blacksite destroyed

MIssion Success


 
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So after we clear the second South American blacksite do we want to go to Europe or Australia?


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Europe

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Europe

Also good shot


 
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