Salt dumping thread

Pissed off about anything in a game? dump it here.

Fuck Active Gaydar Pulse. Niggers cant kill me without a either a giant robot with a chaingun, or having to use X-ray vision and then blind me then have their gun doing the aiming for them, and then they still lose 7/10 gunfights.  I bet they use Landorus and Rotom Wash on all their teams and main Bayonetta.

You and Battlefield 4 :^)

halo 5 gametypes :^)

Pizza skins :^)

Warden Eternal :^)

Necromorph Infectors are pretty annoying

Agent PBJ is the guiding light for our hope against that overpowered fuck.

Fuck Mexicunts for ruining Halo CE's online tbh. At least when everybody spoke English you could call out the ones being Assholes and get the ones doing dumb shit unintentionally to stop, but now you go online and every man and his dog is using a Wall Hack to see through terrain and camp with talks, following up every single kill with a ':­).' and calling them out results in a wall of "puto Zonda gringo el taco jajajajaja" and it's the most infuriating shit ever. Forget the Middle East, the US should be trying to fuck over South American countries with the occasional invasion and encouragement of massive extremist faction conflicts within the region. The fact that South American mods of Blood gulch with Teleporters everywhere, infinite ammo snipers that shoot scorpion shells and an absolute joke of a map flow and weapon sandbox shits me more than the existence of that cancerous {XG} clan and their draining the population to play on the worst custom map ever for 24 hours a day.   

My next shoutout goes to Mario Kart and it's bullshit artificial difficulty present in every single edition of the game against AI. Against Humans I am happy to concede the occasional 6th place to a barrage of items at the end. I understand the RNG is a bad mechanic in games under all circumstances, but accept its place in Mario Kart. The fucking rubberband mechanic is, however, out of control in 64, and is completely unfair when coupled with the ineffectiveness of Items and hazards against AI, and the spring mechanic when you drop even a little bit behind. In 8 the amount of Bullshit is even worse. The AI now have access to every weapon in the game (instead of Bananas, fake item boxes, Ghosts and Lightning Bolts), and will only ever attempt to use them on you. In third place and Baby Luigi half a straight in front of you has a Super Horn? Well, forget that Blue shell bearing down on him and the fact he's within striking distance of Pink Gold Zero Suit Super Ludwig Bayonetta Fire Emblem Jr. He's going to slow right down, steer in front of you and use that thing as soon as you're within 1 billionth of a fraction of a pixel within striking distance. The AI also have absurd control over their cars. They can take a shortcut from the inside of the track without issue, despite Karts normally having the turning circle of your garden variety Frigate. You better be looking behind you at all times, because if you're not drifting across the track as hard as possible, you're letting the AI have a free run at a draft boost. Every single enemy also plays like their character is made out of lead. In your 50th try of 3 Starring the Special Cup on Extra and you're on the final lap of Rainbow Road? LOL TOAD JUST BUMPED YOU OFF THE TRACK FROM THE OPPOSITE SIDE, GET FUCKING DUNKED ON BOWSER YOU LIGHTWEIGHT LMAO

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Fall damage in Skyrim was always the shittiest most imperfect thing ever.

Fall damage in Skyrim was always the shittiest most imperfect thing ever.

>not using become ethereal to jump off mountains

Destiny is still the worst video game ever to date.

Fall damage in Skyrim was always the shittiest most imperfect thing ever.

>not using become ethereal to jump off mountains

I made a habit of walking around skeleton bones because of the chance that they flick off into the next dimension and as a result, kill you.

You and Battlefield 4 :^)

Fall damage in Skyrim was always the shittiest most imperfect thing ever.

>not using become ethereal to jump off mountains

I made a habit of walking around skeleton bones because of the chance that they flick off into the next dimension and as a result, kill you.

I have to use extreme caution when moving around those wooden carts because they always flip out and do massive damage to me.