Ryse: Son of Meme

nosejob · January 08, 2015, 08:28:20 AM

This is possibly the worst AAA I've ever played.

-More repetitive than AC
-Embarrasing voice acting
-Lame ass story
-It's literally Call of Duty: Roman Warfare

I got it for free with my X1 so I can't complain but kudos to the people who bought this for $60 and didn't kill themselves.

Naoto · January 08, 2015, 08:35:34 AM

Meh, that's what you get from a converted Kinect game.

AngryBrute · January 08, 2015, 09:14:02 AM

Dull as dishwater.

Ender · January 08, 2015, 10:14:42 AM

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-Lame ass story

Spoiler

tfw you liked it and the ending was nice to you

Septy · January 08, 2015, 10:20:52 AM

I thought the story was good and had good voice acting

True Turquoise · January 08, 2015, 10:28:34 AM

Quote from: Septy on January 08, 2015, 10:20:52 AM

I thought the story was good and had good voice acting

BaconShelf · January 08, 2015, 10:36:56 AM

Quote from: Septy on January 08, 2015, 10:20:52 AM

I thought the story was good and had good voice acting

Why is your opinion of Halo 3 and Reach's stories?

Septy · January 08, 2015, 10:40:17 AM

Quote from: Bacon's Shelf on January 08, 2015, 10:36:56 AM

Quote from: Septy on January 08, 2015, 10:20:52 AM
I thought the story was good and had good voice acting

Why is your opinion of Halo 3 and Reach's stories?

Oh no a person that's going to call me out for being entertained by a game.

You guys take gaming too seriously.

Kinder Graham · January 08, 2015, 11:12:09 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on January 08, 2015, 10:28:34 AM

Quote from: Septy on January 08, 2015, 10:20:52 AM
I thought the story was good and had good voice acting

Girl of Mystery · January 08, 2015, 11:14:28 AM

It's a QTE shitfest tech demo made by Crytek.

Why would you expect anything good?

nosejob · January 08, 2015, 01:56:13 PM

Quote from: BritishLemön on January 08, 2015, 11:14:28 AM

It's a QTE shitfest tech demo made by Crytek.

Why would you expect anything good?

Did I say I expected it to be good?

R o c k e t · January 08, 2015, 02:15:25 PM

Isn't the entire combat system just quick-time events?

Darth Ra 7365 · January 08, 2015, 05:31:56 PM

Senatus PopulusQue Romanus

Mandalore the Unstoppable · January 08, 2015, 05:37:16 PM

The Order looks better, imo.

Tackel · January 08, 2015, 06:23:07 PM

It's a fun game to pass time with. Hilarious if you don't take it seriously at all.

11/9

Mattie G Indahouse · January 08, 2015, 06:38:57 PM

With the amount of money MS has you would think they would hire people to make a game that's able to rival Last of Us.

big sponge · January 09, 2015, 02:10:25 AM

Quote from: BerzerkCommando on January 08, 2015, 06:38:57 PM

With the amount of money MS has you would think they would hire people to make a game that's able to rival Last of Us.

Well if Ryse is shit then I'd say it's on par with it.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · January 09, 2015, 02:13:26 AM

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January 09, 2015, 03:12:55 AM

Quote from: LC on January 09, 2015, 02:10:25 AM

Quote from: BerzerkCommando on January 08, 2015, 06:38:57 PM
With the amount of money MS has you would think they would hire people to make a game that's able to rival Last of Us.

Well if Ryse is shit then I'd say it's on par with it.

Hipsters, hipsters everywhere.

Mattie G Indahouse · January 09, 2015, 06:02:37 AM

Quote from: LC on January 09, 2015, 02:10:25 AM

Quote from: BerzerkCommando on January 08, 2015, 06:38:57 PM
With the amount of money MS has you would think they would hire people to make a game that's able to rival Last of Us.

Well if Ryse is shit then I'd say it's on par with it.

How many awards did Ryse The Tech Demo win?

Girl of Mystery · January 09, 2015, 07:45:10 AM

Quote from: LC on January 09, 2015, 02:10:25 AM

Quote from: BerzerkCommando on January 08, 2015, 06:38:57 PM
With the amount of money MS has you would think they would hire people to make a game that's able to rival Last of Us.

Well if Ryse is shit then I'd say it's on par with it.

That's a mighty fine edge you have there

True Turquoise · January 09, 2015, 08:20:45 AM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on January 08, 2015, 02:15:25 PM

Isn't the entire combat system just quick-time events?

every battle you engage in goes into QTEs.

Girl of Mystery · January 10, 2015, 01:38:09 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on January 09, 2015, 08:20:45 AM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on January 08, 2015, 02:15:25 PM
Isn't the entire combat system just quick-time events?
every battle you engage in goes into QTEs.

can we even call it a QTE if you it continues even without you having to press any buttons?

True Turquoise · January 10, 2015, 07:39:19 AM

Quote from: BritishLemön on January 10, 2015, 01:38:09 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on January 09, 2015, 08:20:45 AM
Quote from: Rocketman287 on January 08, 2015, 02:15:25 PM
Isn't the entire combat system just quick-time events?
every battle you engage in goes into QTEs.
can we even call it a QTE if you it continues even without you having to press any buttons?

Well.... I guess...